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my dad asked me if i could have anything on a knife handle, what would it be? (he’s a bladesmith) and i told him another knife on it like this
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
someone please stop this man he’s been doing this for years
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
THIS CANNOT BE FUCKING REAL MAN
February 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
people have been clowning on the openai translator they launched this week but you can also just do this with google translate lmao
February 7, 2026 at 10:47 PM
was scrolling my steam library and was reminded of the game about impregnating and inflating kobolds and in the years since i've played it the dev has been on the grind????????????? meanwhile arc raiders made $500,000,000 in sales and it still has day 1 issues 😭
February 7, 2026 at 6:13 AM
okay i hit it on csgo instead, even though it’s like 20x harder 💀

im gonna call this a global world record bc i doubt anyone else is stupid enough to try and hit this LOL

coyotes finished the map in 00:25.019 on Auto, ranking 1/75! WORLD RECORD! Beat rio by [-85.351s]. Improved by [-132.568s].
February 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
seeing job listings describing exactly what i was doing for the past 2 years and the pay ranges are actually making me nauseous man what the fuck is this
February 6, 2026 at 5:52 AM
well that answered my question
February 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
genuinely, shoutout to petco for keeping their “buy 9 bags of food get the 10th free” deal going on for those that already had it even though they discontinued it years ago, i’m gonna go get an $120 bag of food for my dog lmao
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
i had a vision
February 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
just spent an hour trying to hit this incredibly difficult bullshit skip on this map to take the world record and only realized when i finally hit it that it’s anticheat protected LMFAOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUCK
February 3, 2026 at 5:33 AM
my friend asked me to come run the most popular map on the cs2 server he admins because he wanted a good recording of it, i havent bhopped in months and hit this in less than 10 mins 😭 im never losing my muscle memory huh
January 31, 2026 at 8:11 AM
His what
January 29, 2026 at 8:08 AM
help him… he’s trapped in my cpu cooler
January 28, 2026 at 12:29 PM
jumpscare
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 AM
i can think of a bigger discount. reinstalling it and updating my hosts file
January 23, 2026 at 9:00 PM
kai cenat teased his clothing brand today and the irony of him being homophobic and poorly imitating keith haring’s style isn’t lost on me
January 16, 2026 at 9:04 PM
this has to be sarcasm
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
honorable mention to the most jester awards i've gotten as well
January 14, 2026 at 10:59 PM
in memory of valve removing all the steam awards today to replace them with ugly art and make them all identical value, here is my review of resident evil 4 that earned me 71,700 steam points (which users spent approximately 286,800 points on)
January 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
my cat is just an overcooked orange cat. when he lies in the sun he proves this
January 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
i just posted this on twitter too 😭😭😭😭
January 8, 2026 at 10:49 PM
this is like the third wordle ive ever done guess you could say im a gaming savant
January 7, 2026 at 10:51 AM
linux usage on pornhub greatly skyrocketed in 2025 compared to 2024, which can mean two great things. Linux is becoming larger, or linux users are finally finding out they can jack off
January 6, 2026 at 5:12 AM
wtf they’re destroying christmas
January 6, 2026 at 3:54 AM