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one of the rarest achievements in arc raiders is to deal 50 damage to an enemy while on top of a rocketeer. but the achievement doesn't say that the rocketeer has to be in the air, and also doesn't specify that the enemy can also be that rocketeer
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 AM
it makes me sad the most a lot of people have ever engaged with counter strike surf / bhop is with commentary youtubers. shit has existed for over 20 years and the permanent association many have with it is leafyishere videos where he struggles to beat the easiest maps ever with Hitler Commentary
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i’ve been so depressed for so long that my main hope at this point is my brain hitting integer overflow
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Back in MY day mousepads were CLOTH! Nowadays everyone has GLASS! They would rather drag their mouse across a window than use the fabric god blessed us with for Gaming… sad!
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
why do you look like that
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 AM
drove my coworker home because it’s pouring and i turned my radio to 0 before jumpscaring him with my music taste and he saw i was listening to circa survive and was like “did i see circa…?”

his fav album is Juturna and fav song is Stop The Fucking Car. same as me. impeccable taste, no bias though
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
pending transactions are so fucking stupid because i got double charged for a bill i paid and i tried to dispute it with my bank and they told me i need to wait 3-5 days until it posts. like ok guess my account will be overdrawn the rest of the week then thanks lmao
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
tanking the overall critic rating of arc raiders with a 2/5 bc of text to speech when it was on its way to being one of the best rated multiplayer games of all time and then 4 days later giving bo7 a 3/5 when the game has hundreds of assets generated with grok and sora, game journalism in a nutshell
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
first game on the new map going well
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
twitter apparently dropped an update that changed the way DMs work and i have 5 unread DMs from suspended accounts that i cannot clear the notification on because when i go to open the messages it takes me to this. so i permanently have 5 notifications i cant clear. thank you
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
felt cute might delete later
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
well what else are you supposed to do when you run out of ammo

(the funniest part is that i didn't realize the other gun i looted had ammo in the mag already, but this wouldn't have happened if i noticed)
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
it’s really neat with any game, honestly. this shit is so cool
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
i’ve always wanted an eye tracker but they’re super expensive- i recently bought one that said it was broken and i managed to get it working!

it’s really interesting seeing where my eyes naturally go when i’m bhopping, even to me! so i’m sure this explains a little bit of the logic behind it :)
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 AM
i feel like solos are an IQ test: killing other players means you have less protection from AI, you don't have enough storage to fully loot your kills, you get almost no XP from kills, it's a net positive to team up with people. so people that are aggressive typically choose to get fucking owned
people are like "arc raiders needs pve!!!!!!!" meanwhile if you use proximity chat in solos you'll extract with 5 other complete strangers lmao
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
people are like "arc raiders needs pve!!!!!!!" meanwhile if you use proximity chat in solos you'll extract with 5 other complete strangers lmao
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
goodbye nvidia you wont be missed
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
vrchat furries are so funny man every time emil posts something they’ve working on in resonite a vrchat user shows up to complain they can’t figure resonite out 😭
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
my coworker drew me on my cup 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it’s so cute im crying
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i hope emil doesn’t know what it is
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
im pissed that the dodgers won because it sounds like ww3 outside lmao. hopefully some dumbfuck will blow their hand off like last year
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
bro as i was pulling into my driveway these people let their dog shit on my lawn and instead of picking it up with shame they ran away???? 😭😭😭 I WANTED TO PULL DASHCAM FOOTAGE BUT REALIZED I FORGOT TO PUT THE SD CARD BACK IN IT WHEN I TOOK IT OUT THE OTHER DAY FUCK
November 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
putting the gay husband cards in the dad section is certainly a choice
November 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
album so good spotify had to suggest it twice
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
it’s so funny so many people have this happen to them and then go return all of them to amazon for no refund. im taking one of them back and getting a refund and keeping the rest LMAO
my mom’s goggles broke so i bought her a new pair last night that are really fancy $60 ones- and amazon sent me a box of 6. between this and randomly getting sent an $100 coin in the mail by the US mint last week, what the fuck is my luck lately 😭 maybe it does pay to be irish
November 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM