gay people: im gay
society: ok
furry that bought a flipper zero: Actually it was totally worth $200 you wouldn’t get it
society: ok
furry that bought a flipper zero: Actually it was totally worth $200 you wouldn’t get it
January 25, 2026 at 7:50 PM
gay people: im gay
society: ok
furry that bought a flipper zero: Actually it was totally worth $200 you wouldn’t get it
society: ok
furry that bought a flipper zero: Actually it was totally worth $200 you wouldn’t get it
i cleaned my bong earlier and was wondering why it hurt so bad hitting it the last few times and i realized i forgot to put water back in it and ive been hitting it bone dry 😭😭😭😭 holy fuck i have to stop smoking weed
January 25, 2026 at 8:26 AM
i cleaned my bong earlier and was wondering why it hurt so bad hitting it the last few times and i realized i forgot to put water back in it and ive been hitting it bone dry 😭😭😭😭 holy fuck i have to stop smoking weed
i can think of a bigger discount. reinstalling it and updating my hosts file
January 23, 2026 at 9:00 PM
i can think of a bigger discount. reinstalling it and updating my hosts file
Starting my new job at the end of the rainbow tomorrow, im supposed to be guarding the pot of gold. i lied on the application and said im 3 feet tall but hopefully it’s all good
January 23, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Starting my new job at the end of the rainbow tomorrow, im supposed to be guarding the pot of gold. i lied on the application and said im 3 feet tall but hopefully it’s all good
i got a new router from my isp and like… what the fuck happened to ethernet ports? my old router had 12 and this one has 3, and only 1 of them is capable of outputting my internet speed… is this a joke? do people actually use wifi?
January 23, 2026 at 5:25 AM
i got a new router from my isp and like… what the fuck happened to ethernet ports? my old router had 12 and this one has 3, and only 1 of them is capable of outputting my internet speed… is this a joke? do people actually use wifi?
two squirrels had an insane screeching fight in my backyard and one threw the other in my pool. i heard a ton of splashing and got up to make sure he didnt drown, but based on the water and paw prints on the deck, it looks like he got out, was thrown back in, then swam to the other side and got out😭
January 17, 2026 at 12:12 PM
two squirrels had an insane screeching fight in my backyard and one threw the other in my pool. i heard a ton of splashing and got up to make sure he didnt drown, but based on the water and paw prints on the deck, it looks like he got out, was thrown back in, then swam to the other side and got out😭
couples love to be like “we’re pregnant!!!” like damn one of you being pregnant wasn’t enough???? greedy asses
January 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
couples love to be like “we’re pregnant!!!” like damn one of you being pregnant wasn’t enough???? greedy asses
kai cenat teased his clothing brand today and the irony of him being homophobic and poorly imitating keith haring’s style isn’t lost on me
January 16, 2026 at 9:04 PM
kai cenat teased his clothing brand today and the irony of him being homophobic and poorly imitating keith haring’s style isn’t lost on me
does anyone know when everything is supposed to stop sucking
January 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
does anyone know when everything is supposed to stop sucking
after being on the phone with my mom’s insurance for the past 2 hours we got them to cover my mom’s medicine!!!! they only want a $4,400 copay every 28 days 😃
January 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
after being on the phone with my mom’s insurance for the past 2 hours we got them to cover my mom’s medicine!!!! they only want a $4,400 copay every 28 days 😃
in amerikkka you pay $500,000,000 to go to the doctor and for them to say “idk lol”
January 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
in amerikkka you pay $500,000,000 to go to the doctor and for them to say “idk lol”
every time i help my mom with anything medical related i realize how much easier it is to just die in america lmao like i asked her doctor a question relating to dosage with this new medicine she gave my mom and she said “i dont know” like… you don’t know about a drug you’re prescribing her? hello?
January 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
every time i help my mom with anything medical related i realize how much easier it is to just die in america lmao like i asked her doctor a question relating to dosage with this new medicine she gave my mom and she said “i dont know” like… you don’t know about a drug you’re prescribing her? hello?
tried to sign up for amazon flex and was told they have no more opportunities for new drivers. i was shocked for a second until i remembered i live in southern california
January 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
tried to sign up for amazon flex and was told they have no more opportunities for new drivers. i was shocked for a second until i remembered i live in southern california
in memory of valve removing all the steam awards today to replace them with ugly art and make them all identical value, here is my review of resident evil 4 that earned me 71,700 steam points (which users spent approximately 286,800 points on)
January 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
in memory of valve removing all the steam awards today to replace them with ugly art and make them all identical value, here is my review of resident evil 4 that earned me 71,700 steam points (which users spent approximately 286,800 points on)
realizing i am now the unemployed friend that messages you at 12pm on wednesday asking to play video games
January 14, 2026 at 8:23 PM
realizing i am now the unemployed friend that messages you at 12pm on wednesday asking to play video games
furries love to quote other people’s commissions with “this is literally me” bro it is literally not
January 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
furries love to quote other people’s commissions with “this is literally me” bro it is literally not
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Made the mistake of trying to find a chart about inflation by searching for inflation on here and got a reminder that while most people think Bluesky is a place for politics, it's actually a place for furries to jack off
January 12, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Made the mistake of trying to find a chart about inflation by searching for inflation on here and got a reminder that while most people think Bluesky is a place for politics, it's actually a place for furries to jack off
my cat is just an overcooked orange cat. when he lies in the sun he proves this
January 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
my cat is just an overcooked orange cat. when he lies in the sun he proves this
i updated 323 other packages this morning without an issue
unsurprisingly the first issue i have with linux after weeks of using it is discord being unable to update itself, completely freaking the fuck out and breaking itself, and needing to be completely uninstalled and reinstalled to fix it. which says a lot about both discord and linux i think
January 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
i updated 323 other packages this morning without an issue
unsurprisingly the first issue i have with linux after weeks of using it is discord being unable to update itself, completely freaking the fuck out and breaking itself, and needing to be completely uninstalled and reinstalled to fix it. which says a lot about both discord and linux i think
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
unsurprisingly the first issue i have with linux after weeks of using it is discord being unable to update itself, completely freaking the fuck out and breaking itself, and needing to be completely uninstalled and reinstalled to fix it. which says a lot about both discord and linux i think
i feel like im crazy every time people act like game streaming is somehow playable, Even locally hosted!!!!
i have done absolutely everything i can (wired&wired connection, sunshine/apollo, 2000+ Mbps speeds) and it sucks ASS!!!! Shit Looks like DOG shit and FEELS like dogshit. Fuck this
i have done absolutely everything i can (wired&wired connection, sunshine/apollo, 2000+ Mbps speeds) and it sucks ASS!!!! Shit Looks like DOG shit and FEELS like dogshit. Fuck this
January 11, 2026 at 10:49 PM
i feel like im crazy every time people act like game streaming is somehow playable, Even locally hosted!!!!
i have done absolutely everything i can (wired&wired connection, sunshine/apollo, 2000+ Mbps speeds) and it sucks ASS!!!! Shit Looks like DOG shit and FEELS like dogshit. Fuck this
i have done absolutely everything i can (wired&wired connection, sunshine/apollo, 2000+ Mbps speeds) and it sucks ASS!!!! Shit Looks like DOG shit and FEELS like dogshit. Fuck this
of course my car’s tire explodes 2 days after losing my job lmfao kill me
January 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM
of course my car’s tire explodes 2 days after losing my job lmfao kill me
waking up in the afternoon not from my alarm but from tdick in my face… i think i can get used to being unemployed again actually
January 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
waking up in the afternoon not from my alarm but from tdick in my face… i think i can get used to being unemployed again actually
i think that’s the point a lot of console players are missing too. it’s not for you guys, you already bought your $749 PS5 Pro and 20 games at $70 and went through 3 controllers that were $65-85. i’m gonna be taking my steam library to bed thanks
i dont know why so many people are obsessed with the idea of the steam machine being a “console killer” and crashing out over its leaked potential price but i will say as someone with a 1k+ library on steam and cs items that will cover the entire cost of it: sure is a console killer for me
January 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
i think that’s the point a lot of console players are missing too. it’s not for you guys, you already bought your $749 PS5 Pro and 20 games at $70 and went through 3 controllers that were $65-85. i’m gonna be taking my steam library to bed thanks