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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 5h

im calling my lawyer

؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 5h

that dumbass fucking early site that “bridged” followers for people on here auto followed that damn account just because it has the same username i FUCKING promise you guys i have better taste in porn than that holy fucking shit please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 5h

i never considered the fact someone on here took my @ from my twitter and my friend asked if it was me, and i was like no? and i just looked and 10 people follow that account but dont follow me back on here 😭😭 and it’s a damn account retweeting furry bara porn with human dicks… im better than this

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 5h

that dumbass fucking early site that “bridged” followers for people on here auto followed that damn account just because it has the same username i FUCKING promise you guys i have better taste in porn than that holy fucking shit please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 5h

i never considered the fact someone on here took my @ from my twitter and my friend asked if it was me, and i was like no? and i just looked and 10 people follow that account but dont follow me back on here 😭😭 and it’s a damn account retweeting furry bara porn with human dicks… im better than this

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 5h

i never considered the fact someone on here took my @ from my twitter and my friend asked if it was me, and i was like no? and i just looked and 10 people follow that account but dont follow me back on here 😭😭 and it’s a damn account retweeting furry bara porn with human dicks… im better than this

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 6h

they give you a distracting popup warning you about using the app while driving every single time you open it and then you have to take your eyes off the road to tap it and dismiss it, and then they make the app the most unintuitive confusing bullshit ever. they want us to die

؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 7h

the album you’re about to tap on the spotify home page while you’re driving

two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and talking .

ALT: two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and talking .

media.tenor.com

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 7h

if you’ve been interested in a commission from my partner, now’s a good time! we need the money really bad and every day at their job was another day closer to them being assaulted by drunk customers and i basically made them quit because it was giving me so much anxiety. take a look 👀

emil aka werewolf @werewolf.mov · 9h

decided that temp job was too dangerous after a zillion people kept getting punched by irate drunk guests. it ends in 3 weeks anyway, this kind of thing was inevitable. still looking for a permanent job. my art commission rate is $15-20/hour depending on project complexity bsky.app/profile/were...

emil aka werewolf @werewolf.mov · Oct 19

i give up i miss shit poasting on line. if you dont like me posting art you can literally Die

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emil aka werewolf @werewolf.mov · 9h

decided that temp job was too dangerous after a zillion people kept getting punched by irate drunk guests. it ends in 3 weeks anyway, this kind of thing was inevitable. still looking for a permanent job. my art commission rate is $15-20/hour depending on project complexity bsky.app/profile/were...

emil aka werewolf @werewolf.mov · Oct 19

i give up i miss shit poasting on line. if you dont like me posting art you can literally Die

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 1d

the timing of this was perfect, lmfao

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 4d

next week in america they’re passing a bill to legalize witch hunting

Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 4d

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 4d

fuck my bad sorry fuck

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 7d

thank god im a loser

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cole1312💖💜💙 @cole1114.bsky.social · 7d

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 8d

LMFAO

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 8d

this is somehow more deranged than the post from yesterday

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 9d

i apparently ate food poisoning for dinner

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 9d

new guy at work asked if i would give him a cigarette if he did a backflip and i was like “no, you don’t have to do a backflip” and gave him one. and then he did one anyways

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 9d

this is partially why i quit twitter, because it’s like cool, every single tweet is flooded with hateful horrible shit, and none of those people will ever face any true consequences… but you aren’t allowed to even say “cis” so what’s even the point. and if that’s where this site is headed, lmao

؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 9d

i honestly would have less of a problem existing alongside bigots on social media if we were allowed to actually fight back but you can’t even tell people to blow their brains out anymore. because of woke

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 9d

i honestly would have less of a problem existing alongside bigots on social media if we were allowed to actually fight back but you can’t even tell people to blow their brains out anymore. because of woke

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 9d

i’m glad the CEO of bluesky is mask off about not giving a fuck about us, the transparency is appreciated 👍

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 9d

WAFFLES

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 10d

it’s so funny how the brain works like this

i can have something happen to me and i win the idgaf war but then i do that same thing to someone else and now my glasses are fogged up beyond usability from how flustered i am lmao

؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 10d

a coworker called me the wrong name earlier and i literally couldn’t care less but then i called a coworker the wrong name on accident and im so embarrassed i might fucking die

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 10d

a coworker called me the wrong name earlier and i literally couldn’t care less but then i called a coworker the wrong name on accident and im so embarrassed i might fucking die

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 11d

i’ll believe it when i see it

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 11d

do they really

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؜ @coyotes.bsky.social · 11d

waiting for this to inevitably happen after they invent smart cockrings

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