Yes! And we also would not want people to burn newspaper just for the sake of seeing how fast it burns because that leads to more fires which could lead to more burn injuries! Conundrum!

Sometimes some people think our vision is "ahead of what the government is prepared for" whatever that means.

Fun fact, due to the number of former journalists and/or current actors in our ranks, the in-house VO work gets a little competitive around here.

We have lots of good ideas.

We pitched this one year. We invite media to a press conference and then bring out a ladder in a Santa hat and have someone behind a curtain do the ladder voice.

Not sure how we felt about "Jer". It's a little informal.

CPSC urges consumers to stop using the toys immediately and dispose of them. Do not sell or give away these hazardous toys.

CPSC issued a Notice of Violation to Equiature LLC, of Denver, Colorado, doing business as “01451.” The firm has not agreed to recall these toys or offer a remedy to consumers.

The Montessori wooden bead toys are intended for children under three years of age and violate the small parts ban because the beads are small parts, posing a deadly choking hazard.

Gotta keep your head on a swivel around here, Jer.

Although it may appear as though we have confirmed the existence of a novel, we can neither officially confirm nor officially deny the novel exists.

To date, the only graphic we know of that inspired someone to write a romance novel.

CPSC urges consumers to stop using the lighters immediately and dispose of them in accordance with local disposal requirements. Do not sell or give away these hazardous lighters.

CPSC issued a Notice of Violation to the seller, Wenzhou Zhongbang Smoking Set Manufacturing Co., Ltd., doing business as Jobon Official Store, of China. Jobon Official Store has not agreed to recall these lighters or offer a remedy to consumers.

The lighters violate the mandatory standard for multipurpose lighters because they do not have the required child-resistant mechanisms, posing a risk of serious injury or death from fire and burn hazards.

Social person just looked up what a planer does. Please share this recall in the relevant circles.