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The Captain
@cpt-moreau.bsky.social
28, Gay, P.O.C
He/Him
Typically an octopus
Dwelling in Chicago
I want to corrupt men
Nudes, porn, writing, creator of the Scooters Brand
No Minors, Racists, Zoo's or other shitty people.
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Be the change you want to see in the world king
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Racks
Hart
Prongs

Most of them deal with the anylers
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Its a kinder surprise. They never said the surprise had to be a good one
December 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Just attain true power and tell it to shut up
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
:)
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
is it actually 12:51 am?
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I repeat my statement :)
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Graham Norton's rendition of THE MONSTER MASH for hit game, Wasteland 3.
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
just kill them

:)
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
someone in the background: "Why does the whole hallway smell like cum?"
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It was actually: if I was a rich girl
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Here's the ultimate test,

Call a pizza place and make a large order right now
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Make sure to file a claim with your renters insurance place
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Glad you're okay, and hopefully nothing important is broke (Both physically and property wise)

to add some levity: I guess you could say that tree was the perfect definition of all bark and no bite.
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
the fact there is no shot of him using the optic blast to Tokyo drift in his chair is CRIMINAL
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM