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The Captain
@cpt-moreau.bsky.social
28, Gay, P.O.C
He/Him
Typically an octopus
Dwelling in Chicago
I want to corrupt men
Nudes, porn, writing, creator of the Scooters Brand
No Minors, Racists, Zoo's or other shitty people.
Banner: @roamingthrough.bsky.social
Icon: @gorilladrama.bsky.social
Pinned
Himbo hooters-> rebrand to scooters

Booty shorts, cropped shirt, little cut/cropped jean vest

And a baseball cap that can either be worn bro style (has logo on back) or regular (logo on the front)

Logo is a toon rabbit nibbling a carrot
Tim to head to the con hotel :)
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Thy mind has been plunged into the abyss,
*Slow chants lowing into hushed whispers

Welcome to 106.9, * slow cave drip sound slowed and reverbed*

Cthonic FM

*slow deep theremin*
Where music transcends the realm of conscious thought...

Listen, and OBE- er, enjoy this next track...
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Reposted by The Captain
I wrote this earlier this year and I still hope it can be of use! www.eater.com/24364171/ice...
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'm still so pissed that Cloverfield got ruined by the other films.
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Nanana na naaaa
Nanana na naaaa
Nana na nana na na na na naaaaaa
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Two short games people should play: Rakuen and its adjoining game Mr. Saitou

They only take a few hours to beat, but they are very touching games. They cover some sad topics in comforting ways and I really think folks should play them. plus the music is cute.
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If the new Spartacus show doesn't have any gay romance in it im going to scream.

The gay couples in the O.G were great.
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Anomalocaris...
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
curiouser and curiouser....
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Reposted by The Captain
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.

Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
someone get me Dune Awakening :)
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
So I have my door open so I get heat in my room, snow storm and such going on.

Well for the past 20 minutes my roommates cat has decided A.) This is her vibe spot today and B.) Crawling under my quilt like a gopher on meth is the best thing ever.
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
smash
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Dreams in order:
Baking pastries as a baker

Alternate anime timeline where I was systemically abused and ignored by my entire family? Physical, mental and neglect.

But one where I hung out with this guy and ended up both meeting and massaging John Cena. That was nice.
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The world started with the sea, and will end by it. I may be out numbered, but you're out of your depth...
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Me, in real time as my plots come together in pathfinder:
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Rogues 'Goodnight sugah' from marvel vs capcom always made me feel things.

Little did younger me know it was because I wanted to drain someone's essence and leave them a dumb fucking husk myself.
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
man who dicks you down so hard you manifest a womb tattoo
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
When you make a roast so tender you have a hard time getting it out of the pan without it falling apart
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Anyone else ever watch the anime Haibane?

The scene where her wing bloom always sticks in my head rent 2
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Roman but as an OFF! npc
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I'm the liar?
Are you not a lie incarnate -machine- protoss?
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I hate you, you WITCH.
You better make it right!
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This made me think of X-men.

When Storm is dealing with The Adversary, and it's bringing up a the shit she's going through. the line "Where did that get you, kissing the hand that beats you?" in refence to her giving up for so called 'peace'.

Never give up, always try to better things.
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Honest to God if friends gave me pokemon card prints of paras/parasect I don't own, it'd be great :)
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM