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Cam J
@cptkammyjay.bsky.social
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I like to think I’m more down to earth than most. (he/him)
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A horse, sprinting majestically through a field with a beautiful mountaintop in the background. They cannot be stopped, they *are* strength. The caption reads “CELSIUS AND VAPE BREAKFAST”
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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They barely did that much. Wacky!
IMDb entry on the Perfect Hair Forever cast page, listing Daniel Dumile (aka MF DOOM) as the voice of Sherman the giraffe for six episodes.
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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What pride flag is this?
Friendsgiving leftovers in a foil casserole dish: the left side is entirely stuffing, the middle is mashed potatoes, the right is entirely mashed sweet potatoes. An alternate joke would be how it resembles Neapolitan ice cream.
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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That cancelled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about
Show poster for the adult swim show Perfect Hair Forever. Gerald, a teenager with a horrible comb-over, stands in front of Brenda, a scantily clad anime girl, and Uncle Grandfather, a pot-bellied old pervert. They stand in a Sakura forest covered in snow, and in the sky over the mountains appears the face of Coiffio, who looks a lot like Uncle Grandfather with a huge, color-changing coif of Perfect Hair.
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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New couch day!!!!
A photo of an old, decrepit pile of shit in the shape of a couch. There’s a part on the middle cushion that’s so sunken in and broken that it casts a shadow. A photo of the shittiest love seat you’ve ever had the displeasure of sitting on. The middle is so sunken in that it’s a two-man job getting up off it. Our beautiful, perfect new couch AND love seat, a lovely forest green set, with plenty of pillows. They sit tall and proud in our living room.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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That’s pretty big. I guess.
Homer looking disappointedly at a can of beer the size of a small barrel.
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A man with an exceptionally neutral expression holds a beer. In his mind, however, he imagines himself quite happy indeed, with the only difference is that he’s holding two beers.
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Sarah and I went! It was WILD.
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Local minor league hockey is always fun, but this is Extra Fun
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Huehuehuehuehue
Screenshot of the original post, with 4 replies and 20 reposts. 4 20 blaze it
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Major Domo from the movie Isle of Dogs. The character puppet looks remarkably like that gentleman up there in the original post.
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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REMEMBER, REMEMBER THE TENTH OF NOVEMBER AND SHERMAN'S MARCH TO THE SEA I CAN THINK OF NO REASON THE BANNER OF TREASON SHOULD FLY IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Holy shit no fuckin way
Tubi has The Phantom of the Opera (1925) starring Lon Chaney. The description reads: “A mad, horribly disfigured recluse holds a young opera singer captive beneath an opera house in Paris and grooms her for stardom.”
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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I love these clowns. Just some boys havin fun.
Gen and Takahashi are both hiding with their guns behind a table, which currently seems to itself be exploding from gunfire. Gen screams out “Wow!!” Takahashi yells “shit!” Their faces suggest that they’re having a great time.
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

I do think it’s funny how often Gen watches Takahashi get his brains blown out.
Gen, a character from the manga “Ajin: Demi-Human,” looks over a pair of binoculars and says “Got the cuffs. We need to give him a chance to revive.” In the next panel, a bullet whizzes past his face, close enough to leave a scrape across the bridge of his nose. In the final panel, the bullet has continued into Takahashi’s head, causing a spray of blood out the other side. The sniper rifle he was leaning on has fallen askew. Takahashi is almost horizontal from the impact of another bullet, this time going straight down the scope of a rifle, through his eye socket, and out the back of his head. Gen watches from cover, and looks more confused than anything.
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Weapons (2025) Four and a half stars, Liked Watched Oct 17, 2025 Did that thing I like where something actually happens in a horror movie.
October 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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I had a good night tonight.
A photo of Pat, a groomsmen, and Brendan, my best man, laying on the floor of my wedding reception. Pat has his hands behind his head, as if he’s relaxing. Brendan is lying with his necktie askew, almost like a corpse.
October 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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“But pancakes aren’t even hard! It’s like, 5 ingredients!” Wow that’s crazy, hey while you’re here could you pass me one (1) egg?
Image of a box of Bisquick™️ pancake mix.
October 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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An @alexkrokus.bsky.social cameo in Hades II??
Photo of my tv playing Hades 2. In the corner of a room is a pile of things on a shelf, and at the top is a portrait that looks a lot like Alex Krokus Frog Wearing Lipstick character.
October 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Had fun at the Vampire Circus last night.
A stage bathed in chilling red light, which washes out over the visible audience. Standing in front of the stage in a normal, white, unflattering spotlight is yours truly, looking nonplussed.
October 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Ok, but this thumbnail is just cruel @aoc.bsky.social
Screenshot of a video post from “All In with Chris Hayes,” with the caption being a quote from Rep. Ocasio-Cortez: "They are underwater across the board, and they know it. And that is causing them to double down in public. But it is backfiring. That is why—whether it's a shutdown, whether it's all of this—they want us to blink first. And we have too much to save." Below is a video clip, in which the thumbnail preview is on a frame where she is very fully mid-blink.
October 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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There’s a 27 year old kid doing the caber toss. Ain’t half bad, neither.
A rather bulky man with his mane of hair up in a bun braces a 19'6" caber against his shoulder, preparing to charge down the field in front of him. It greatly resembles a telephone pole.
September 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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The Irish never knew such heat.
The thoroughfare outside the Grand Pavilion of Celtic Classic. Tents and crowds gather under an impressive overpass. People in kilts mill to and fro. The sky contains not a single cloud.
September 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Celtic Classic is honestly one of my favorite weekends of the year.
A crowd of people gathered around a field in which a bagpipe band plays. In the background is the competitive sheaf toss, but you can’t really see it.
September 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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September 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM