Cam J
@cptkammyjay.bsky.social
I like to think I’m more down to earth than most. (he/him)
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Cam J
@cptkammyjay.bsky.social
· Oct 24
what is your blue sky law that u should be known for
it can be more of a guideline than a law tbh
it can be more of a guideline than a law tbh
i developed andy™s law but i’ve kept it to myself
Always do your best. Your best will change from day to day, but there’s never a reason not to do the best you can.
Another day, another instagram reel from my mother about how her adult children don’t call her enough.
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Another day, another instagram reel from my mother about how her adult children don’t call her enough.
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I'm going to pay for:
1) The refrigerator
2) The electricity to run the refrigerator
3) The food that goes into the refrigerator
And then I'm supposed to watch ads too? No, baby. That's not how this works.
1) The refrigerator
2) The electricity to run the refrigerator
3) The food that goes into the refrigerator
And then I'm supposed to watch ads too? No, baby. That's not how this works.
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I'm going to pay for:
1) The refrigerator
2) The electricity to run the refrigerator
3) The food that goes into the refrigerator
And then I'm supposed to watch ads too? No, baby. That's not how this works.
1) The refrigerator
2) The electricity to run the refrigerator
3) The food that goes into the refrigerator
And then I'm supposed to watch ads too? No, baby. That's not how this works.
Yup, that’s it. “Let” him.
Hades 2 gets inventive with difficulty: Prometheus is so correct you kind of just let him kill you.
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Yup, that’s it. “Let” him.
“This is it. This’ll be the one, and then I’ll never have to do this again.” -Me every time I’m about to crack my neck
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
“This is it. This’ll be the one, and then I’ll never have to do this again.” -Me every time I’m about to crack my neck
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An unbelievable tragedy has struck the oily rag museum
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
An unbelievable tragedy has struck the oily rag museum
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#COMPANIONSofCHRISTMAS: Mrs. Claus!
Mrs. Claus was once better known by her given name, Alba. She was the nymph of the silver fir tree, a captain in the retinue of the goddess Artemis, and she first met Saint Nicolas when he came to do battle with her Lady. 1/
Mrs. Claus was once better known by her given name, Alba. She was the nymph of the silver fir tree, a captain in the retinue of the goddess Artemis, and she first met Saint Nicolas when he came to do battle with her Lady. 1/
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
#COMPANIONSofCHRISTMAS: Mrs. Claus!
Mrs. Claus was once better known by her given name, Alba. She was the nymph of the silver fir tree, a captain in the retinue of the goddess Artemis, and she first met Saint Nicolas when he came to do battle with her Lady. 1/
Mrs. Claus was once better known by her given name, Alba. She was the nymph of the silver fir tree, a captain in the retinue of the goddess Artemis, and she first met Saint Nicolas when he came to do battle with her Lady. 1/
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🏈 ARI 17 - 20 TB
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before.
Last time: Sep 14, 2025
Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before.
Last time: Sep 14, 2025
Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
🏈 ARI 17 - 20 TB
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before.
Last time: Sep 14, 2025
Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before.
Last time: Sep 14, 2025
Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs
What pride flag is this?
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
What pride flag is this?
That cancelled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
That cancelled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about
“I hope whoever handles your corpse is disgusted.”
I also feel like we need to revise the art of actual curses. Not profanity, curses.
May everything you eat turn to dust in your mouth.
May each night crawl by with no sleep.
My favorite from Saeed Jones: "You sound lonely and so you will die lonely. May the groundskeeper forget your grave."
May everything you eat turn to dust in your mouth.
May each night crawl by with no sleep.
My favorite from Saeed Jones: "You sound lonely and so you will die lonely. May the groundskeeper forget your grave."
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
“I hope whoever handles your corpse is disgusted.”
You tell your boss you’re coming in on your day off. You come in 2 hours earlier than usual. They put you on pallet sort anyway. So it goes.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You tell your boss you’re coming in on your day off. You come in 2 hours earlier than usual. They put you on pallet sort anyway. So it goes.
Note to future self: you don’t love English Breakfast tea.
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Note to future self: you don’t love English Breakfast tea.
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pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
October 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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Tomorrow’s my Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Tomorrow’s my Thanksgiving.
Tomorrow’s my Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Tomorrow’s my Thanksgiving.
My wife: ugh, Mondays.
Me: y’know, it’s kinda like a Wednesday.
Her: oh yea?? You gonna tweet about it??
Me: y’know, it’s kinda like a Wednesday.
Her: oh yea?? You gonna tweet about it??
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
My wife: ugh, Mondays.
Me: y’know, it’s kinda like a Wednesday.
Her: oh yea?? You gonna tweet about it??
Me: y’know, it’s kinda like a Wednesday.
Her: oh yea?? You gonna tweet about it??
Hoo mama. 😍😍 I just went from 6 to 9:45, maybe 10.
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Hoo mama. 😍😍 I just went from 6 to 9:45, maybe 10.
Just met Dionysus for the first time in Hades 2, and I guess I thought all the posts about him were joking.
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Just met Dionysus for the first time in Hades 2, and I guess I thought all the posts about him were joking.
And folks, I married her.
For every carefree, "Don't stress, things always work themselves out!" person there is at least one extremely anxious, detail-oriented, forward-thinking loved one or coworker who has spent years behind the scenes making sure things work out
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
And folks, I married her.
Outer space. Saved you a click.
The remains of Theia are scattered deep inside the Earth and its satellite. By analyzing these remnants, scientists have proposed an origin.
A Lost Planet Created the Moon. Now, We Know Where It Came From.
The remains of Theia are scattered deep inside the Earth and its satellite. By analyzing these remnants, scientists have proposed an origin.
www.404media.co
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Outer space. Saved you a click.
How different would it be, really, if Peter Falk got cast as My Cousin Vinny?
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
How different would it be, really, if Peter Falk got cast as My Cousin Vinny?