Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey
@seemoreevil.bsky.social
“Local prankster.” -NBC. Author of How to Dodge a Cannonball & Everything Abridged. Chaos vendor at 1-900-HOTDOG. Constant satire at https://www.extra-evil.com/
Rep: Reeves Hamilton www.vertical-ink-agency.com/
Rep: Reeves Hamilton www.vertical-ink-agency.com/
Pitch:
We've done a lot better by Osama than Martin. Let's try a new theme.
We've done a lot better by Osama than Martin. Let's try a new theme.
January 19, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Pitch:
We've done a lot better by Osama than Martin. Let's try a new theme.
We've done a lot better by Osama than Martin. Let's try a new theme.
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it's been a bit since I'd done an album cover so when @1900hotdog.bsky.social asked me I was like sure, but only if I don't have to draw every one in the site with musical instruments. They said oh, these aren't functional, so technically they're not. I WAS TRICKED!
www.patreon.com/posts/1-900-...
www.patreon.com/posts/1-900-...
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 PM
it's been a bit since I'd done an album cover so when @1900hotdog.bsky.social asked me I was like sure, but only if I don't have to draw every one in the site with musical instruments. They said oh, these aren't functional, so technically they're not. I WAS TRICKED!
www.patreon.com/posts/1-900-...
www.patreon.com/posts/1-900-...
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Pundits wasted no time taking credit as well for discovering, kickstarting and fueling this infinite source of power.
January 19, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Pundits wasted no time taking credit as well for discovering, kickstarting and fueling this infinite source of power.
“Share a television show that raised you.”
January 19, 2026 at 1:35 PM
“Share a television show that raised you.”
Thank you, King, for powering the east coast with your spinning body.
January 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Thank you, King, for powering the east coast with your spinning body.
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i love how grumpy GRRM and Alan Moore are. they both can basically do no wrong in my eyes at this point
January 19, 2026 at 2:08 AM
i love how grumpy GRRM and Alan Moore are. they both can basically do no wrong in my eyes at this point
Miracle: The Metaverse has ended without ever being defined. True outsider art.
January 18, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Miracle: The Metaverse has ended without ever being defined. True outsider art.
Damn, prolific sex criminals don’t dig “No.”
January 18, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Damn, prolific sex criminals don’t dig “No.”
Now Watching:
-Puppet Karate
-Puppet Karate Again
-Puppet Karate the Movie
-Press Continue if You're Still Watching
-Okay Dude, More Puppet Karate
-Puppet Karate
-Puppet Karate Again
-Puppet Karate the Movie
-Press Continue if You're Still Watching
-Okay Dude, More Puppet Karate
January 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Now Watching:
-Puppet Karate
-Puppet Karate Again
-Puppet Karate the Movie
-Press Continue if You're Still Watching
-Okay Dude, More Puppet Karate
-Puppet Karate
-Puppet Karate Again
-Puppet Karate the Movie
-Press Continue if You're Still Watching
-Okay Dude, More Puppet Karate
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Equivocation Versus Jason In Space 2 Furious Turbo Edition.
January 16, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Equivocation Versus Jason In Space 2 Furious Turbo Edition.
Now Reading:
The Art of Equivocation
The Science of Equivocation
Equivocation: A New Spirituality
Equivocation 4 Kidz
The Art of Equivocation
The Science of Equivocation
Equivocation: A New Spirituality
Equivocation 4 Kidz
January 16, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Now Reading:
The Art of Equivocation
The Science of Equivocation
Equivocation: A New Spirituality
Equivocation 4 Kidz
The Art of Equivocation
The Science of Equivocation
Equivocation: A New Spirituality
Equivocation 4 Kidz
Today’s Fortune: Why let listening interrupt your beautiful voice?
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Today’s Fortune: Why let listening interrupt your beautiful voice?
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This is what the entire internet used to be. Just page after page of maniacs putting maximum effort into something totally inexplicable simply because they wanted to. This is what they took from you.
floor796.com
floor796.com
Floor796
A huge animation scene with many references to memes, games, films, series, anime, music groups
floor796.com
December 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is what the entire internet used to be. Just page after page of maniacs putting maximum effort into something totally inexplicable simply because they wanted to. This is what they took from you.
floor796.com
floor796.com
Today's Fortune: The scorpion stang you the list thirty votes, but they've changed.
January 15, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Today's Fortune: The scorpion stang you the list thirty votes, but they've changed.
Action Burger is perfect and so are three jokes in here.
Meanwhile on 1900hotdog.com @merrittk.com brings us hamburger sponsored madness called Bio-Sapien. 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/nerd...
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Action Burger is perfect and so are three jokes in here.
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Check out Dennard's newsletter, which exists for reasons other than periodically jumpscaring me with reminders of the existence of Thunderbolt Fantasy.
For all the speed, wit, and effort I don't put into social anything, there's Extra Evil:
www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-t...
www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-t...
Extra Evil - The Statue of Compliance
Today's Fortune: Don't bother hiding the hood.
www.extra-evil.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Check out Dennard's newsletter, which exists for reasons other than periodically jumpscaring me with reminders of the existence of Thunderbolt Fantasy.
For all the speed, wit, and effort I don't put into social anything, there's Extra Evil:
www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-t...
www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-t...
Extra Evil - The Statue of Compliance
Today's Fortune: Don't bother hiding the hood.
www.extra-evil.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
For all the speed, wit, and effort I don't put into social anything, there's Extra Evil:
www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-t...
www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-t...
Extra Evil - The Statue of Compliance
Today's Fortune: Don't bother hiding the hood.
www.extra-evil.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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![Comic: Common Sailing Rigs. [18 boats with different sail types, labeled.] Lateen; Bermuda rigged sloop; Ketch, Gaff rigged sloop; yawl; schooner; Ketch-rigged Gaff; Kloop-rigged sketch; bunkbed rig; Flettner rig; Oops, all Spinnakers; keel rig; kite rig; longsail rig; deckhand obliterator; offset rig; mastless rig; unclassifiable chaos rig.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreientc5tredyz4kyj4ifwiiu2diy5zkxze6pnlbtcyxlntwlkg43ku@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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I'm not made for hard times. I don't like needing to keep track of what's going on in the world, or doing anything hard. This has made me FURIOUS about the current state of things.
January 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I'm not made for hard times. I don't like needing to keep track of what's going on in the world, or doing anything hard. This has made me FURIOUS about the current state of things.
The powers I haven’t learned are beyond your comprehension.
Behold fate's anus, courtesy of @seemoreevil.bsky.social . 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/nerd...
January 13, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The powers I haven’t learned are beyond your comprehension.
Breaking: A handful of comments just stopped my heel turn. Or my face turn, if I’ve been swinging chairs this whole time.
January 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Breaking: A handful of comments just stopped my heel turn. Or my face turn, if I’ve been swinging chairs this whole time.
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Behold fate's anus, courtesy of @seemoreevil.bsky.social . 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/nerd...
January 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Behold fate's anus, courtesy of @seemoreevil.bsky.social . 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/nerd...
Today’s Fortune: Two good op-eds have been written in history.
January 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Today’s Fortune: Two good op-eds have been written in history.
