Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey
@seemoreevil.bsky.social
“Local prankster.” -NBC. Author of How to Dodge a Cannonball & Everything Abridged. Chaos vendor at 1-900-HOTDOG. Constant satire at https://www.extra-evil.com/
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Rep: Reeves Hamilton www.vertical-ink-agency.com/
Extra Evil - Metaphysical Therapy
Today's Fortune: Flee the building and never return.
www.extra-evil.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I proudly present: the bottom.
It's part two of @seemoreevil.bsky.social and @merrittk.com's Teamworking day. They're inviting you to ASMRchurch! It's got more anime than you would expect. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/team...
Teamworking Day: ASMRchurch Part 2 - 1-900-HOTDOG
Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.
1900hotdog.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I proudly present: the bottom.
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It's part two of @seemoreevil.bsky.social and @merrittk.com's Teamworking day. They're inviting you to ASMRchurch! It's got more anime than you would expect. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/team...
Teamworking Day: ASMRchurch Part 2 - 1-900-HOTDOG
Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.
1900hotdog.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's part two of @seemoreevil.bsky.social and @merrittk.com's Teamworking day. They're inviting you to ASMRchurch! It's got more anime than you would expect. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/team...
As fans of me or books detached from reality know: Blind Guardian’s playing NYC today. I am in my Valhalla. I think I’m on a new list too, hopefully not a state one.
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
As fans of me or books detached from reality know: Blind Guardian’s playing NYC today. I am in my Valhalla. I think I’m on a new list too, hopefully not a state one.
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every sentence is activation phrase for yet a deeper layer of sleeper agent training
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
every sentence is activation phrase for yet a deeper layer of sleeper agent training
All those incantations paid off:
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
All those incantations paid off:
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This could be our most powerful Teamworking Day of all time! @seemoreevil.bsky.social, @merrittk.com, God and anime all team up for a two-part Hotdog event! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/team...
Teamworking Day: ASMRchurch Part 1 - 1-900-HOTDOG
Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.
1900hotdog.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This could be our most powerful Teamworking Day of all time! @seemoreevil.bsky.social, @merrittk.com, God and anime all team up for a two-part Hotdog event! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/team...
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this is sort of a bleak follow up to the bleak interview I did with @janefriedman.com
janefriedman.com/how-do-freel...
janefriedman.com/how-do-freel...
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
this is sort of a bleak follow up to the bleak interview I did with @janefriedman.com
janefriedman.com/how-do-freel...
janefriedman.com/how-do-freel...
New nightmare just dropped:
This could be our most powerful Teamworking Day of all time! @seemoreevil.bsky.social, @merrittk.com, God and anime all team up for a two-part Hotdog event! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/team...
Teamworking Day: ASMRchurch Part 1 - 1-900-HOTDOG
Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.
1900hotdog.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
New nightmare just dropped:
If anyone asks, I posted this last week.
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If anyone asks, I posted this last week.
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“Godzilla Has Made Landfall in Tokyo Harbor. Maybe That’s OK.”
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
“Godzilla Has Made Landfall in Tokyo Harbor. Maybe That’s OK.”
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“This Doll is Asking Me If I Would Like To Play a Game. Maybe That’s OK.”
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“This Doll is Asking Me If I Would Like To Play a Game. Maybe That’s OK.”
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"You Slammed Your Penis In A Car Door. Maybe That's Okay."
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"You Slammed Your Penis In A Car Door. Maybe That's Okay."
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“The New York Times are Funnier Than The Onion. Maybe That’s OK.”
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“The New York Times are Funnier Than The Onion. Maybe That’s OK.”
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"The Neighbor Who Screamed At Me When I Got His Mail By Mistake Has Joined ICE. Maybe That's OK."
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"The Neighbor Who Screamed At Me When I Got His Mail By Mistake Has Joined ICE. Maybe That's OK."
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"I Woke From Horny Dreams With Two Tiny Holes In My Neck. Maybe That's OK."
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"I Woke From Horny Dreams With Two Tiny Holes In My Neck. Maybe That's OK."
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Lanyard vaporwave. Truly a fallen world.
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Lanyard vaporwave. Truly a fallen world.
“My Loins are Covered in Bees. Maybe That’s OK.”
As the eternal enemy of mankind, this is dope.
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“My Loins are Covered in Bees. Maybe That’s OK.”
As the eternal enemy of mankind, this is dope.
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
As the eternal enemy of mankind, this is dope.
Extra Evil - The West Wing: SVU
Today's Fortune: You've driven the gods mad.
www.extra-evil.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Now that the internet exists, give this a look.
I don't know how @seemoreevil.bsky.social got access to this weeks VHS because it's supposed to be For Girls Only No Boys Allowed. We made it FREE for all genders. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/upse...
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Now that the internet exists, give this a look.
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Barely a few sentences in an the description of this tape alone is enough to set off every alarm bell I have.
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Barely a few sentences in an the description of this tape alone is enough to set off every alarm bell I have.
The firebending’s back on. I’m this week’s free @1900hotdog.bsky.social column:
I don't know how @seemoreevil.bsky.social got access to this weeks VHS because it's supposed to be For Girls Only No Boys Allowed. We made it FREE for all genders. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/upse...
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The firebending’s back on. I’m this week’s free @1900hotdog.bsky.social column:
This should probably have a different host than my podcast:
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This should probably have a different host than my podcast:
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“Fun fact: when an otter stands up it’s taller than you think”
Sure instagram video, maybe if a were a baby. Maybe if I were a Fucking Fool.
Sure instagram video, maybe if a were a baby. Maybe if I were a Fucking Fool.
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“Fun fact: when an otter stands up it’s taller than you think”
Sure instagram video, maybe if a were a baby. Maybe if I were a Fucking Fool.
Sure instagram video, maybe if a were a baby. Maybe if I were a Fucking Fool.