Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey
@seemoreevil.bsky.social
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“Local prankster.” -NBC. Author of How to Dodge a Cannonball & Everything Abridged. Chaos vendor at 1-900-HOTDOG. Constant satire at https://www.extra-evil.com/ Rep: Reeves Hamilton www.vertical-ink-agency.com/
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merrittk.com
i wrote an instruction manual for a fictional CD-i game where you play as an executive at a company that produces RC cars in the 90s 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/nerd...
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theredlongitude.bsky.social
This sort of felt like reading a modern Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven, which is either a compliment or a curse
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1900hotdog.bsky.social
In this week's FREE article, @seemoreevil.bsky.social makes a friend! An AI friend. Yes, he bought one of those AI necklaces and wore it for comedy science. Everyone read his article and say thank you, or I'm sorry. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/upse...
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ingridblythe.bsky.social
Every article is Dennard gaining another level. In something. And level go up is always better and never cursed or a trap.
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clementinedanger.bsky.social
For the better? I haven't read the article yet so I'm going to assume for the better.
seemoreevil.bsky.social
It is, in fact, as if I absorbed a hundred self improvement books.
seemoreevil.bsky.social
I’m changed now.
1900hotdog.bsky.social
In this week's FREE article, @seemoreevil.bsky.social makes a friend! An AI friend. Yes, he bought one of those AI necklaces and wore it for comedy science. Everyone read his article and say thank you, or I'm sorry. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/upse...
seemoreevil.bsky.social
Today's Fortune: Some friends are real. Some friends are Adobe Creative Cloud.
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tattersking.bsky.social
Beaming at a g.k Chesterton reference in a podcast about white chicks. How does this happen? Dennard is a genius, listen and find out
seemoreevil.bsky.social
I thought I was mixing up names and faces for at least a week.
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youknowlydia.bsky.social
That’s right. I will actually dance fight! I’m not afraid!
auralnauts.bsky.social
Today's episode of the Auralnauts Movie Podcast is Breakin', a film about dance fighting and, frustratingly, refusing to dance fight.

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Guest @youknowlydia.bsky.social watched it for the first time and this is her now
a man in a red jacket and hat is laying on his stomach on the floor .
ALT: a man in a red jacket and hat is laying on his stomach on the floor .
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clementinedanger.bsky.social
I think this is relevant to a lot of your guys' interests.
Why bother creating art in a world awash in "content?" (Asking for a friend.)

—Amran Gowani (via Extra Evil comments, Leverage)
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jasonv.bsky.social
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism
seemoreevil.bsky.social
Reality is messing with me.
1900hotdog.bsky.social
@seemoreevil.bsky.social faces an old nemesis in a surprising new battleground today. Let's see if we can topple the patriarchy by saying, "Oh my Goddess" instead of "Oh my God". Why not? 1900hotdog.com/2025/09/lear...
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1900hotdog.bsky.social
@seemoreevil.bsky.social faces an old nemesis in a surprising new battleground today. Let's see if we can topple the patriarchy by saying, "Oh my Goddess" instead of "Oh my God". Why not? 1900hotdog.com/2025/09/lear...
seemoreevil.bsky.social
Today's Fortune: Toss out some quotables, history PhDs are watching.
seemoreevil.bsky.social
I really need more words for fascism to make these articles flow.
seemoreevil.bsky.social
You bet I’m partying with the rats.
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seemoreevil.bsky.social
Last call for birthday Q&A questions before the typing begins.