CptMaximum
@cptmaximum.bsky.social
a.k.a. dj corned cob
rippin em and dippin em, cold cuts
out grustlin, makin that turn n burn (grillt cheese)
all hail the obelisk
IT/Helpdesk goblin
rippin em and dippin em, cold cuts
out grustlin, makin that turn n burn (grillt cheese)
all hail the obelisk
IT/Helpdesk goblin
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
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Holy Infant so tender and mild implies the existence of Cursed infant so crunchy and spicy. Gimme the buffalo style evil josh. crunchwrap supreme baby
December 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Holy Infant so tender and mild implies the existence of Cursed infant so crunchy and spicy. Gimme the buffalo style evil josh. crunchwrap supreme baby
also brings intro dipscussion that max is ripped. like when grimpo heart grew 3 sizes he got the strength of 10 grinpch plus two he could lift the sled, but max pulled it uphill himelf.
December 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
also brings intro dipscussion that max is ripped. like when grimpo heart grew 3 sizes he got the strength of 10 grinpch plus two he could lift the sled, but max pulled it uphill himelf.
man the grinch is more fucked up, cause yeah he groinked and grinptched all those decoractions and presents but also like all their food? their ice cubes? firewood? yeah youncant celebrate christmas but also freeze and starve to death.
December 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
man the grinch is more fucked up, cause yeah he groinked and grinptched all those decoractions and presents but also like all their food? their ice cubes? firewood? yeah youncant celebrate christmas but also freeze and starve to death.
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"Its a placeholder, we just missed one" you know is the biggest load of shit if you have ever made a game befor. we have proper placeholder textures for a reason, so you CANT miss them. otherwise how would you know if something is broken or not finished if your "placeholders" blend in to prod?
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
"Its a placeholder, we just missed one" you know is the biggest load of shit if you have ever made a game befor. we have proper placeholder textures for a reason, so you CANT miss them. otherwise how would you know if something is broken or not finished if your "placeholders" blend in to prod?
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Sure. Why not. I'll watch this.
December 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Sure. Why not. I'll watch this.
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This that shit where Darth Vader used to go to do that full-body hyperbaric weed.
All I want for Christmas is a $32K spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus, 1982.
December 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This that shit where Darth Vader used to go to do that full-body hyperbaric weed.
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I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
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Barney Rubble really needs to stop with these slut-esque behaviors I swear to fucking God
December 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Barney Rubble really needs to stop with these slut-esque behaviors I swear to fucking God
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I Have A Message from Anotha World 🌍
December 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I Have A Message from Anotha World 🌍
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Some of you on here
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Some of you on here
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Bear shirt for friend
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Bear shirt for friend
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spot the Expedition 33 team
December 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
spot the Expedition 33 team
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OH GOD WHO GAVE HIM THAT
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
OH GOD WHO GAVE HIM THAT
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Things can be better. We can build new systems of care. We can change things. This is just one example
Read this as an American woman and then go break something.
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Things can be better. We can build new systems of care. We can change things. This is just one example
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did something to my knee like a week ago. went dizzy from pain this morning when i moved it wrong. great.
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
did something to my knee like a week ago. went dizzy from pain this morning when i moved it wrong. great.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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I listened to a biography of FDR recently and the throughline of his first 2 terms is that he was boldly against monied interests in word and deed and the American people fucking loved him to death for it*
*kept reelecting him until he literally died in office
*kept reelecting him until he literally died in office
Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936
Right: 1936 electoral map
Right: 1936 electoral map
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I listened to a biography of FDR recently and the throughline of his first 2 terms is that he was boldly against monied interests in word and deed and the American people fucking loved him to death for it*
*kept reelecting him until he literally died in office
*kept reelecting him until he literally died in office
