The Comfy Dude
@2house2fly.bsky.social
I will never stop gaming.
I once had an argument with someone who didn't seem to understand that poop doesn't like teleport to your ass, it goes through your intestines, so if you put your finger up your ass you might touch poop even if you don't need to go. Anyway ICE agents don't stop existing when they clock out!
People being worried that if ICE gets defunded means all these now unemployed psychos will be on the loose in society… I’ve got news for you! They’ve always been on the loose, then, now and in the future
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 AM
I once had an argument with someone who didn't seem to understand that poop doesn't like teleport to your ass, it goes through your intestines, so if you put your finger up your ass you might touch poop even if you don't need to go. Anyway ICE agents don't stop existing when they clock out!
Grr! Dumbass! Yes why would I take the perk that allows me to craft more healing items, when I can simply max Luck in order to craft all the healing items I want when I reach the point in the game where I NO LONGER NEED TO CRAFT HEALING ITEMS!
February 2, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Grr! Dumbass! Yes why would I take the perk that allows me to craft more healing items, when I can simply max Luck in order to craft all the healing items I want when I reach the point in the game where I NO LONGER NEED TO CRAFT HEALING ITEMS!
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
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Rewatching the Fallout show, the joke where soldiers at area 51 open a freezer with a dead alien in it and say "holy shit..." and tip the alien out and say "a real fuckin' ice box!" remains priceless
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Rewatching the Fallout show, the joke where soldiers at area 51 open a freezer with a dead alien in it and say "holy shit..." and tip the alien out and say "a real fuckin' ice box!" remains priceless
Snow moon...
You saw me snowing alone...
Without a snow in my heart...
Without a love of my snow...
You saw me snowing alone...
Without a snow in my heart...
Without a love of my snow...
February 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Snow moon...
You saw me snowing alone...
Without a snow in my heart...
Without a love of my snow...
You saw me snowing alone...
Without a snow in my heart...
Without a love of my snow...
How do you load a washing machine so badly that the socks get holes. Damn you wife, you washed the whites with the needles and shards of glass again
Couldn't understand why so many of my socks were getting holes in, so blamed my wife for loading the washing machine badly. The realised I badly needed to trim my toenails.
February 2, 2026 at 1:55 AM
How do you load a washing machine so badly that the socks get holes. Damn you wife, you washed the whites with the needles and shards of glass again
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for the President too, apparently
We need to invest in more training for ICE agents. Yeah... potty training...
February 1, 2026 at 9:32 PM
for the President too, apparently
I like The Pitt because the real time gimmick enhances a story about competent people trying to do the best they can in a hard situation. I don't know how much it would enhance a story about a fat guy being on his phone at a subway station until he gets bored and goes home to beat his kids
February 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I like The Pitt because the real time gimmick enhances a story about competent people trying to do the best they can in a hard situation. I don't know how much it would enhance a story about a fat guy being on his phone at a subway station until he gets bored and goes home to beat his kids
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ever wanted to go to jail on a civil case?
February 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
ever wanted to go to jail on a civil case?
BEGGING streaming services to just not have "previously on" segments when I can trivially put the previous episode on. Like it's easier for me to see what happened previously than it is for me to go get a snack from the kitchen
February 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
BEGGING streaming services to just not have "previously on" segments when I can trivially put the previous episode on. Like it's easier for me to see what happened previously than it is for me to go get a snack from the kitchen
Woke 2 is coming. You can get out of its way or you can be canceled.
This race was such a massive swing blowout that Democrat Taylor Rehmet literally won a city called White Settlement
February 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Woke 2 is coming. You can get out of its way or you can be canceled.
Your rightness in correctly identifying a conspiracy gets canceled out by your wrongness in giving the conspirators access to nuclear weapons
We don’t owe them anything. They spent a decade ignoring obvious evidence implicating the most guilty while fabricating insane accusations against the innocent.
February 2, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Your rightness in correctly identifying a conspiracy gets canceled out by your wrongness in giving the conspirators access to nuclear weapons
Making a rod for your own back by saying "go back and play Morrowind" and not adding "without mods"
"Go back and play Morrowind and tell me that’s the game you want to play again," said Bruce Nesmith, who worked for Bethesda for over 17 years, adding that playing The Elder Scrolls 3 "would not stand the test of time." https://bit.ly/4q4GoKh
February 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Making a rod for your own back by saying "go back and play Morrowind" and not adding "without mods"
Comedian Nick Mullen joked that he doesn't fantasize about killing CEOs, he fantasizes about hosting a party and turning them away. Similarly, with Elon Musk I fantasize about sharing the mic with him at a public event and playing the "I'm the scatman" song on my phone whenever he tries to talk
February 1, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Comedian Nick Mullen joked that he doesn't fantasize about killing CEOs, he fantasizes about hosting a party and turning them away. Similarly, with Elon Musk I fantasize about sharing the mic with him at a public event and playing the "I'm the scatman" song on my phone whenever he tries to talk
Elon Musk calling any other human being on earth, yes even Jeffrey Epstein, a "creepy loser"
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Elon Musk calling any other human being on earth, yes even Jeffrey Epstein, a "creepy loser"
Definitely hearing this in glaswegian. Ye've a grande fanny, hen
February 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Definitely hearing this in glaswegian. Ye've a grande fanny, hen
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I need all of my British friends to see this.
February 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I need all of my British friends to see this.
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truly doing my head in to confront the idea that the broad strokes of qanon were generally correct
January 31, 2026 at 3:30 PM
truly doing my head in to confront the idea that the broad strokes of qanon were generally correct
If we can find an email where he talks about making video game women's chins a different shape then they might just lose the gamer vote
February 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
If we can find an email where he talks about making video game women's chins a different shape then they might just lose the gamer vote
Don't know if it's helpful or unhelpful to keep dwelling on how this is all toward no end at all. Just doing as much damage as possible to the world before they're forced to stop
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Don't know if it's helpful or unhelpful to keep dwelling on how this is all toward no end at all. Just doing as much damage as possible to the world before they're forced to stop
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they fired me for googling Jon Arbuckle from the work wifi
"you should already know about him"
"you should already know about him"
May 28, 2024 at 7:12 PM
they fired me for googling Jon Arbuckle from the work wifi
"you should already know about him"
"you should already know about him"
Fair enough to be like "I don't talk about politics" but at some point surely it stops being politics? Like, if I killed people and gloated about it on twitter, that wouldn't be politics would it? That would be a regular crime. So when the president does it, it's surely at least a BIT crime still
January 31, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Fair enough to be like "I don't talk about politics" but at some point surely it stops being politics? Like, if I killed people and gloated about it on twitter, that wouldn't be politics would it? That would be a regular crime. So when the president does it, it's surely at least a BIT crime still
Me after being told that nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen:
January 31, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Me after being told that nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen: