The Comfy Dude
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I will never stop gaming.
You're absolutely right—it doesn't seem at all plausible that Darth Vader would be your father. However, it might be premature to dismiss it as impossible without further investigation. Why don't we dig in to your feelings together and see what we come up with?
January 30, 2026 at 1:45 PM
You're absolutely right—it doesn't seem at all plausible that Darth Vader would be your father. However, it might be premature to dismiss it as impossible without further investigation. Why don't we dig in to your feelings together and see what we come up with?
One bad thing about the Fallout show is that it's causing a resurgence of my most persistent mental earworm, Ink Spots Guy Doing Modern Songs
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 AM
One bad thing about the Fallout show is that it's causing a resurgence of my most persistent mental earworm, Ink Spots Guy Doing Modern Songs
There's a murderer living in my neighborhood. Keeps murdering the wrong people. We had a big meeting and all agreed that he needs to only murder the right people, and less frequently than he's been doing. A big result for the neighborhood.
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 AM
There's a murderer living in my neighborhood. Keeps murdering the wrong people. We had a big meeting and all agreed that he needs to only murder the right people, and less frequently than he's been doing. A big result for the neighborhood.
look there's only so much you can get away with by having a name that feels good to say
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 30, 2026 at 12:20 AM
look there's only so much you can get away with by having a name that feels good to say
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
If you have the president of the United States as a character in your production and he is not played by Clancy Brown, you have not understood the assignment
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 AM
If you have the president of the United States as a character in your production and he is not played by Clancy Brown, you have not understood the assignment
The day isn't quite over yet, but its defining moment is surely Barack Obama recommending a podcast
January 29, 2026 at 12:58 AM
The day isn't quite over yet, but its defining moment is surely Barack Obama recommending a podcast
I remain unconvinced he actually wants to build a ballroom. As long as he got to destroy part of the White House, anything else is gravy
“.. the hearing suggests the real possibility that Trump will be unable to construct anything in the East Wing’s place, leaving just an empty site ..
Destruction followed by stagnation seems to be something of an MO ..”
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Destruction followed by stagnation seems to be something of an MO ..”
@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
January 29, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I remain unconvinced he actually wants to build a ballroom. As long as he got to destroy part of the White House, anything else is gravy
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"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
"Hi this is the school, we will be closed tomorrow due to the weather" thanks for the update school but honestly I would have been more surprised if you weren't
January 28, 2026 at 9:05 PM
"Hi this is the school, we will be closed tomorrow due to the weather" thanks for the update school but honestly I would have been more surprised if you weren't
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Barbie and Oppenheimer might seem like a strange double feature, but wait until you hear the charming unexpected portmanteau fans have dubbed it. Bappenbarmbie.
January 28, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Barbie and Oppenheimer might seem like a strange double feature, but wait until you hear the charming unexpected portmanteau fans have dubbed it. Bappenbarmbie.
ok so one of these people is the vanguard of civilization standing bravely against chaos and the other is illiterate violent scum. And you won't believe the way I'm about to clarify which is which
January 28, 2026 at 8:06 PM
ok so one of these people is the vanguard of civilization standing bravely against chaos and the other is illiterate violent scum. And you won't believe the way I'm about to clarify which is which
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nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 AM
nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
the orange man got shot at and he did a big fist pump photo op while getting hustled off stage and half of these jokers still have that picture as their fucking lock screen
Reactionaries are such cowards they can’t even imagine someone displaying courage
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 PM
the orange man got shot at and he did a big fist pump photo op while getting hustled off stage and half of these jokers still have that picture as their fucking lock screen
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it's good that she's a fan bc she's going to be getting a whole lot of number one from all angles for the foreseeable future
Nicki Minaj on Trump: “I am probably the president’s number one fan — and that’s not going to change.”
January 28, 2026 at 6:18 PM
it's good that she's a fan bc she's going to be getting a whole lot of number one from all angles for the foreseeable future
Barack Obama: Here's a podcast
January 28, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Barack Obama: Here's a podcast
have they run out of organic Shut Up Wesleys? Is he using his bluesky to try to inflate his stock of Shut Up Wesleys?
ken martin is withholding the DNC's 2024 autopsy because it's much easier to let ignorant celebrities blame the left than admit biden shouldn't have run
January 28, 2026 at 3:42 PM
have they run out of organic Shut Up Wesleys? Is he using his bluesky to try to inflate his stock of Shut Up Wesleys?
This was probably someone like me who desperately doesn't want to put "video games" but kinda doesn't have much going on and thought "well what's something I'm interested in, uh I read about that diet where the guy had a spoonful of olive oil for lunch, I'll put that"
January 28, 2026 at 5:57 AM
This was probably someone like me who desperately doesn't want to put "video games" but kinda doesn't have much going on and thought "well what's something I'm interested in, uh I read about that diet where the guy had a spoonful of olive oil for lunch, I'll put that"
Frankly I disapprove of Ilhan Omar being about to let that guy have it. It's not appropriate for her to give him a knuckle sandwich. A sitting member of congress shouldn't be tossing five fingers like his momma oughta. In trying times like these, throwing that scumbag a curb party would be beyond th
January 28, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Frankly I disapprove of Ilhan Omar being about to let that guy have it. It's not appropriate for her to give him a knuckle sandwich. A sitting member of congress shouldn't be tossing five fingers like his momma oughta. In trying times like these, throwing that scumbag a curb party would be beyond th
Trying, and coming up distressingly short, to find a way to interpret the last sentence other than "we won't go that far this time"
Legitimately a feat of carefully calculated writing to issue a Holocaust Remembrance Day statement of this length without mentioning either (1) the people who perpetrated the Holocaust or (2) the people against whom they perpetrated it
January 28, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Trying, and coming up distressingly short, to find a way to interpret the last sentence other than "we won't go that far this time"
The big problem with abducting and torturing and killing people is, it turns out, that people know it's happening
"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
January 28, 2026 at 3:37 AM
The big problem with abducting and torturing and killing people is, it turns out, that people know it's happening
instead of listening to a good podcast, how about we listen to a bad podcast made by someone whose goal is explicitly to damage our brains and make us stupid and evil
January 27, 2026 at 7:56 PM
instead of listening to a good podcast, how about we listen to a bad podcast made by someone whose goal is explicitly to damage our brains and make us stupid and evil
sounds good man. more and more people hate you more and more every day. make the people who interfere and impede the enemies of the people famous so that the entire country can praise them
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
Story: www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 27, 2026 at 7:24 PM
sounds good man. more and more people hate you more and more every day. make the people who interfere and impede the enemies of the people famous so that the entire country can praise them
if I was a maga guy I would surely retain the cognitive capacity to be given pause by the thought "the Minnesota protestors are just like the enemies in three wars we lost"
MAGA military geniuses are talking about Minnesota protestors like they are the Iraqi insurgency, the Taliban, and the Viet Cong all rolled into one.
January 26, 2026 at 7:15 PM
if I was a maga guy I would surely retain the cognitive capacity to be given pause by the thought "the Minnesota protestors are just like the enemies in three wars we lost"