The Comfy Dude
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I will never stop gaming.
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
the classic feel of thinking "why am I still tired after I had that coffee" because you remember putting coffee in the microwave this morning so you just assume you drank it, then opening the microwave and seeing your stone cold cup of coffee in there
Boil the kettle, steep the tea, let it cool, forget the tea, microwave the mug... the ADHD morning ritual
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
the classic feel of thinking "why am I still tired after I had that coffee" because you remember putting coffee in the microwave this morning so you just assume you drank it, then opening the microwave and seeing your stone cold cup of coffee in there
Oh ok The Simpsons made a joke about Smiling Friends so Smiling Friends made a joke back. I was confused why they did a Simpsons joke in the cadence of The Simpsons doing a joke about something
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Oh ok The Simpsons made a joke about Smiling Friends so Smiling Friends made a joke back. I was confused why they did a Simpsons joke in the cadence of The Simpsons doing a joke about something
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
rare "reverse stalin" move here
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
rare "reverse stalin" move here
Illegal immigrants are buying all the groceries
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Illegal immigrants are buying all the groceries
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probably one of the funniest tiktoks of all time
August 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
probably one of the funniest tiktoks of all time
jfc he's gone full Leftist Meme
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
jfc he's gone full Leftist Meme
So THIS is why when I was texting someone and used the phrase "the cutting edge" my phone mysteriously chose to capitalize the first letters
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
So THIS is why when I was texting someone and used the phrase "the cutting edge" my phone mysteriously chose to capitalize the first letters
Ask them about dinosaurs. Make them say out loud that they know dinosaurs lived millions of years ago before humans evolved. They have to say the word evolved to get a point
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Ask them about dinosaurs. Make them say out loud that they know dinosaurs lived millions of years ago before humans evolved. They have to say the word evolved to get a point
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
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right winger suddenly becomes aware of the right wing MO, is horrified
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”
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November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
right winger suddenly becomes aware of the right wing MO, is horrified
It's an old word. Consent. Nobody really uses it, but we have this law. Age of consent. A silly law for a silly word. So we'll get rid of the law. The radical democrats think kids shouldn't have to do chores, think there should be an age of consent for a dad to ask his little girl to do a chore.
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It's an old word. Consent. Nobody really uses it, but we have this law. Age of consent. A silly law for a silly word. So we'll get rid of the law. The radical democrats think kids shouldn't have to do chores, think there should be an age of consent for a dad to ask his little girl to do a chore.
They need to have the next no kings protest asap, to minimize the risk of everyone forgetting about the Trump blowing Clinton thing before it's time to make signs
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
They need to have the next no kings protest asap, to minimize the risk of everyone forgetting about the Trump blowing Clinton thing before it's time to make signs
OK Putin, really talk: there is no such thing as kompromat in this situation. The president just gets more popular the more depraved he is. So just release the photos now. They don't function as leverage, let them function as a funny thing to talk about over the weekend
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
OK Putin, really talk: there is no such thing as kompromat in this situation. The president just gets more popular the more depraved he is. So just release the photos now. They don't function as leverage, let them function as a funny thing to talk about over the weekend
The brass balls to say this about the world's most public and obvious pea brained doofus, a man who it's just been revealed is considered skeezy and unpleasant by HUMAN TRAFFICKERS
JD Vance claims Trump "has better instincts about human beings than anybody I've ever met ... it's almost a supernatural ability"
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The brass balls to say this about the world's most public and obvious pea brained doofus, a man who it's just been revealed is considered skeezy and unpleasant by HUMAN TRAFFICKERS
all food and water should be publicly owned. there shouldn't be a concept of "stealing food"
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
all food and water should be publicly owned. there shouldn't be a concept of "stealing food"
OK see this is what happens, we caved on "literally" and now they're coming for the word "barely"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
OK see this is what happens, we caved on "literally" and now they're coming for the word "barely"
Hi readers. It turns out we knew the president was in a rape cult literally the whole time. Sorry if you feel like this offends you.
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Hi readers. It turns out we knew the president was in a rape cult literally the whole time. Sorry if you feel like this offends you.
I will watch Ella Purnell shoot zombie Elvises with a shotgun in New Vegas. I am not made of stone.
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November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I will watch Ella Purnell shoot zombie Elvises with a shotgun in New Vegas. I am not made of stone.
I think the only person who hates me is my landlord. though, a few weeks ago I made some kind of joke at work and a guy said "see who could hate this guy" which that's nice to say but uhh who was trying to?
As I wrote this I realized that the list of people who hate me (i believe) is incredibly short and may only include one person. Fucking hell. This is what I get for trying my best to live a life of kindness and empathy.
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I think the only person who hates me is my landlord. though, a few weeks ago I made some kind of joke at work and a guy said "see who could hate this guy" which that's nice to say but uhh who was trying to?
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I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it