Captain Southbird
@cptsouthbird.bsky.social
Former Vinesauce editor, created the Super Mario Bros 3Mix hack, made some cool Starbound RP vids
Discord! https://discord.com/invite/Db8DKAkv6B
Discord! https://discord.com/invite/Db8DKAkv6B
One of my favorite passive amusements is seeing out-of-context captions appear on YouTube Short thumbnails.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
One of my favorite passive amusements is seeing out-of-context captions appear on YouTube Short thumbnails.
wtf, sausage shorts
"You're going places"
I don't know about that, AliExpress
"You're going places"
I don't know about that, AliExpress
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
wtf, sausage shorts
"You're going places"
I don't know about that, AliExpress
"You're going places"
I don't know about that, AliExpress
Heh, I saw this on Amazon, "4X-Large is your recommended size based on millions of customer orders and reviews."
I can't tell if that's a legitimate statistical thing or just a sad remark on the US general population
I can't tell if that's a legitimate statistical thing or just a sad remark on the US general population
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Heh, I saw this on Amazon, "4X-Large is your recommended size based on millions of customer orders and reviews."
I can't tell if that's a legitimate statistical thing or just a sad remark on the US general population
I can't tell if that's a legitimate statistical thing or just a sad remark on the US general population
A Halloween decoration from a house down the street
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
A Halloween decoration from a house down the street
It never matters what's in the blur section, I, by habit, cannot click this fast enough, without reading whatever it is. I don't care. I never care. And I'm annoyed it asks "why", because the answer is always, I DON'T CARE
August 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
It never matters what's in the blur section, I, by habit, cannot click this fast enough, without reading whatever it is. I don't care. I never care. And I'm annoyed it asks "why", because the answer is always, I DON'T CARE
heh, the timing of that shot of an annoyed looking audience right when an unrelated error dialog popped up
July 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
heh, the timing of that shot of an annoyed looking audience right when an unrelated error dialog popped up
Just got this on my phone. What's cool about this is, the general local advice I've heard around here are "there aren't really local numbers, just call 911 and tell them it's not an emergency", which always seemed kinda stupid, but in this case, well... I don't even have local numbers to call
July 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Just got this on my phone. What's cool about this is, the general local advice I've heard around here are "there aren't really local numbers, just call 911 and tell them it's not an emergency", which always seemed kinda stupid, but in this case, well... I don't even have local numbers to call
Meanwhile, at work
June 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Meanwhile, at work
Why was this the example
June 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Why was this the example
Has anyone ever actually tried "YouTube Playables"? I don't go to this site to play games, it's more passive time-wasting.
But also tired of seeing the fat ass yellow man
But also tired of seeing the fat ass yellow man
April 19, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Has anyone ever actually tried "YouTube Playables"? I don't go to this site to play games, it's more passive time-wasting.
But also tired of seeing the fat ass yellow man
But also tired of seeing the fat ass yellow man
I can't be the only one that sees that as some creepy-goggled being with radioactive front teeth, even though I "know" that's meant to be goggles and glowing eyes
April 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I can't be the only one that sees that as some creepy-goggled being with radioactive front teeth, even though I "know" that's meant to be goggles and glowing eyes
The four categories of Tenor, this Monday afternoon
April 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The four categories of Tenor, this Monday afternoon
... but who is the other bird? New season spoiler! (Not really)
March 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
... but who is the other bird? New season spoiler! (Not really)
An interesting group of people I associate with
February 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
An interesting group of people I associate with
wow, I feel like I'm back in the early '00s here
February 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
wow, I feel like I'm back in the early '00s here
Entire cars now?
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Entire cars now?
Something special about staying over at my parents' place (since my sister is visiting this week) only to find one of my dad's machines hasn't received the Windows 10 2020 update yet (much less it's pushing for 2022 now)
January 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Something special about staying over at my parents' place (since my sister is visiting this week) only to find one of my dad's machines hasn't received the Windows 10 2020 update yet (much less it's pushing for 2022 now)
Oh, right, @teckworks.bsky.social made some awesome Southbird branded shirts for me for Christmas. I love them already! Will be fun to wear to conventions and such.
Currently the only ones in existence, since I've never felt big enough to attempt merchandising. Maybe someday.
Currently the only ones in existence, since I've never felt big enough to attempt merchandising. Maybe someday.
December 30, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Oh, right, @teckworks.bsky.social made some awesome Southbird branded shirts for me for Christmas. I love them already! Will be fun to wear to conventions and such.
Currently the only ones in existence, since I've never felt big enough to attempt merchandising. Maybe someday.
Currently the only ones in existence, since I've never felt big enough to attempt merchandising. Maybe someday.
Interesting bird fella I saw today
December 30, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Interesting bird fella I saw today
Nothing like (should be) unnecessary censorship making the thumbnail read... differently
December 23, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Nothing like (should be) unnecessary censorship making the thumbnail read... differently
Starbound still wins, per YouTube's 2024 assessment of me
December 18, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Starbound still wins, per YouTube's 2024 assessment of me
(Twitch recap), to the surprise of no one. Actually surprised the numbers aren't higher.
December 15, 2024 at 7:46 PM
(Twitch recap), to the surprise of no one. Actually surprised the numbers aren't higher.
My car has fangies 🦇
December 6, 2024 at 5:14 PM
My car has fangies 🦇
