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cpwftw.bsky.social
@cpwftw.bsky.social
"How much time would you say you spend in a parking lot?"
December 26, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I'm a stamp now
December 26, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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We've been saying "See you later, Alligator" for decades, when "Sayonara, Capybara" was right there.
May 10, 2023 at 3:15 PM
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Snacks... FOR SCIENCE!
December 5, 2024 at 4:47 PM
This is how I prep for pinball tournaments
December 3, 2024 at 12:16 AM
December 2, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Sometimes I talk in my sleep. My wife told me that last night I rolled over and said "snacks" and then was back to snoring.
December 2, 2024 at 4:06 AM