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Help me out I can’t seem to get this window open…

Never mind now it’s open…

I think my hand is broken…

Also unalive all fascists, trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️
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Pinning this as a reminder to myself:

The point of having this account is to keep in touch with friends and to have fun. The moment you stop doing that, is the moment you should delete the account.
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don't call them reddit bro
December 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Magitek Winter #FF6
December 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is your daily Gangnam Style reminder.

Be sure that you bust it down gangnam style at least once today.
December 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Repealing Section 230 would chill free speech by allowing platforms, not users, to be held responsible for what its users say. Platforms will become much more censorious over what its users can post. This is extremely bad
They're trying to rush it. Call your reps, don't let them
Sen. WHITEHOUSE: We finally are moving to file a bipartisan Section 230 repeal bill. Waiting any longer serves no useful purpose.
December 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Jake Sells a Car
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Something I have to reiterate is that you are being straight up lied to about trans people and our healthcare on an unfathomable scale, this instance reporting is already being torn to shreds by other people commenting, but the frequency of this kind of reporting is astonishing, it's neverending.
You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.

archive.ph/Tmthz
December 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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mom found the yaoi
December 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Uh-oh! A genuine post from Dizzy?!

I think next year I wanna do a replay of the entire Megaman X series. I’ve been humming the soundtracks to myself nonstop as of late and I think it’s time for a revisit cause I haven’t played any of those in well over a decade lmao.
December 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is the best track in the game thus far… Storm is a close second tho!!
@gwillow.me Ms. Marvel has her own theme music in Marvel Tōkon!
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I’m def having fun with Tokon but I also agree with some the gripes I’m hearing about assists and the staleness of the combo system at times. not having a training mode for people to lab in a second beta also is probably playing a part in this.
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The Founding Fathers if they were in the WNBA:

“Four score and two slam dunks ago… we didn’t have tits. Now we have tits. Three cheers for tits!”

Really 🏳️‍⚧️ if you think about it…
The Founding Fathers if they were in the NBA:

“Four score and two slam dunks ago…”

Really FuCKED up if you think about it…
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Marvel Tōkon is fun but holy hell this game is like having to play 4D chess.

I think the simplified controls isn’t for accessibility but rather to give the player a lighter work load on the whole 4 character thing. I dunno maybe I’m just bad lmao.
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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People on here will skeet anything. “Farmer Brown had hoes.” Yes he did. That is true.
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Girls have two moods
March 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Little Known Fact: Gustav Holst decided to include “Jupiter” as apart of The Planets Ballad not because it was apart of the solar system but rather he had composed a piece about your mother and needed a word to describe how fat she was.
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Using heaven as an eternal reward isn't all that effective on kids. Kids don't want pearl gates and gold streets, man. Kids don't want angels playing trumpets and shit. Kids want to meet their favorite cartoon characters. Kids want Lego sets and Minecraft. Kids want a fun heaven. It's me. I'm kids.
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video:

“This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM