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Trad tradwife (i.e. running an illegal gin operation from the root cellar)
Love a woody.

But does anyone think we should go back to smog and accelerating climate change to have wood-paneled cars?
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Bongino thinks apps are something you get for the table and bias is what he has against women.

Dude should not be near this project, much less steering it.
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
1. Launch of America Party for the midterms, or whatever that is.

2. More humans in robot costumes.
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Congratulations!
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Your Lapham’s about Queequeg & Ishmael was such fun.

Thanks, prof.
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
it was in the public interest in 2024.

this person is a mercenary, she doesn’t care about the public interest. let’s be serious
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
every knows turtles eat pizza
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
someone does something lovely for her, so of course it’s got to be monetized and someone else’s name smeared.

ooof. wild work to bring that nice lady into this mess
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is the most self-aggrandizing, masturbatory bullshit I’ve seen in a while.

People have real problems. Keep this bullshit for your colorist and chakra whomever.
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Some fantastic covers in there
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hegseth was valedictorian of his high school, graduated from Princeton (BA) & Harvard (MPP).

Is he stupid? Or an ignorant cheat with psychological issues?

He‘s been accused of plagiarism at Princeton, he's been married 3 times, tagged for sexual assault and being drunk at work. He’s a broken man.
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Vance knows it too. Vance will have his man from Yale installed as SecDef by spring.
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Had never seen Traitors before this. Fantastic television.

I hope Peacock gets Traitors Ireland too.
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Not The Paris Review!
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Gross.

Order volume is down overall. Spend is being carried by upper income brackets, lower income brackets are spending less in total YoY.

www.cnn.com/2025/12/01/b...
You’re paying more for less this shopping season. Now there’s proof | CNN Business
Black Friday once again proved that Americans are willing to shop when they spot bargains.
www.cnn.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM