jacob SCARY
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how embarrassing must it be to get a cool obelisk when you die only for some asshole 4 plots down to erect a slightly bigger one
October 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
how embarrassing must it be to get a cool obelisk when you die only for some asshole 4 plots down to erect a slightly bigger one
everyone else lines up to board the plane and i am patiently waiting in my seat until they actually call my boarding group
August 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
everyone else lines up to board the plane and i am patiently waiting in my seat until they actually call my boarding group
Swedish is such a beautiful language
August 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Swedish is such a beautiful language
the two genders: sad wet sauna and chill sauna
August 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
the two genders: sad wet sauna and chill sauna
oh shit oh god oh fuck
August 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
oh shit oh god oh fuck
awareness of this chart should be a prerequisite for using the term
August 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
awareness of this chart should be a prerequisite for using the term
using food to show where i grew up
June 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
using food to show where i grew up
it’s my mf birthday and i just got a raise
June 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
it’s my mf birthday and i just got a raise
chicago turned outtttt
June 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
chicago turned outtttt
would you like to see my meat
May 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
would you like to see my meat
SECRET 50 STATE ALBUM PROJECT CONTINUATION THEORY CONFIRMED
May 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
SECRET 50 STATE ALBUM PROJECT CONTINUATION THEORY CONFIRMED
i saw this image before i fell asleep and He appeared in my dreams
March 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i saw this image before i fell asleep and He appeared in my dreams
ernest hemingway demonstrating how to write a sad story using only six words:
March 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ernest hemingway demonstrating how to write a sad story using only six words:
macro fetish content? in MY youtube ads?
March 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
macro fetish content? in MY youtube ads?
we’re all going through it apparently
February 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
we’re all going through it apparently
“the cybertruck is on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel…”
January 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
“the cybertruck is on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel…”