jacob SCARY
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the new york financier?
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the new york financier?
float like a bumblebee sting like a bee
November 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
float like a bumblebee sting like a bee
when it comes to politics and politicians i call it politricks
November 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
when it comes to politics and politicians i call it politricks
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Computer… download the latest data
July 8, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Computer… download the latest data
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The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
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The charts have been updated.
Candelabro - 'Deseo, carne y voluntad' debuts at #1 in the top albums of 2025.
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Candelabro - 'Deseo, carne y voluntad' debuts at #1 in the top albums of 2025.
rateyourmusic.com/charts/top/a...
October 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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how embarrassing must it be to get a cool obelisk when you die only for some asshole 4 plots down to erect a slightly bigger one
October 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
how embarrassing must it be to get a cool obelisk when you die only for some asshole 4 plots down to erect a slightly bigger one
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IMPORTANT PSA: You will NOT see posts from non English speaking artists if your content language is set to English!
Make sure it's *unset*!!! If you're following Chinese artists or whatever and wonder why their posts never show up on your feed this is why!
Make sure it's *unset*!!! If you're following Chinese artists or whatever and wonder why their posts never show up on your feed this is why!
September 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
IMPORTANT PSA: You will NOT see posts from non English speaking artists if your content language is set to English!
Make sure it's *unset*!!! If you're following Chinese artists or whatever and wonder why their posts never show up on your feed this is why!
Make sure it's *unset*!!! If you're following Chinese artists or whatever and wonder why their posts never show up on your feed this is why!
post-nasal drip is when you have good fashion sense after your nose falls off
September 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
post-nasal drip is when you have good fashion sense after your nose falls off
okayyy why de freak did tyler cross just punch chris kirk in de penis!?!
September 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
okayyy why de freak did tyler cross just punch chris kirk in de penis!?!
windmill scene? ah yes, my favorite part of Frankenstein (1931)
September 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
windmill scene? ah yes, my favorite part of Frankenstein (1931)
not commenting on the political ideology (or lack thereof) of the assassin but it is kind of pissing me off to see Bella Ciao more often described as a “groyper anthem” than an anti-fascist song like why do we always capitulate to the co-option of left wing art by the fascists
September 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
not commenting on the political ideology (or lack thereof) of the assassin but it is kind of pissing me off to see Bella Ciao more often described as a “groyper anthem” than an anti-fascist song like why do we always capitulate to the co-option of left wing art by the fascists
the concept of having a “sweet tooth” is so confusing to me like. are there people out there who just don’t like treats?
September 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
the concept of having a “sweet tooth” is so confusing to me like. are there people out there who just don’t like treats?
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everyone else lines up to board the plane and i am patiently waiting in my seat until they actually call my boarding group
August 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
everyone else lines up to board the plane and i am patiently waiting in my seat until they actually call my boarding group
Swedish is such a beautiful language
August 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Swedish is such a beautiful language
the two genders: sad wet sauna and chill sauna
August 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
the two genders: sad wet sauna and chill sauna
Upon arriving in Stockholm i found myself disillusioned by the banal modernity of the city due to my idealized expectations and cultural narratives. Sort of like Paris Syndrome but for Stockholm. I wonder if there’s a name for that…
August 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Upon arriving in Stockholm i found myself disillusioned by the banal modernity of the city due to my idealized expectations and cultural narratives. Sort of like Paris Syndrome but for Stockholm. I wonder if there’s a name for that…
great idea!
The State and Lake CTA station is getting a $440 million overhaul with a glass roof and elevators to the Red Line. blockclubchi.co/4mK05Wq
August 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
great idea!
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Good morning yall~
August 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Good morning yall~
oh shit oh god oh fuck
August 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
oh shit oh god oh fuck
nothing like eating only healthy home-cooked square meals all week and congratulating myself with a taxi for my saturday night cheese fries
August 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
nothing like eating only healthy home-cooked square meals all week and congratulating myself with a taxi for my saturday night cheese fries
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they should invent a body that keeps the score for *good* stuff
August 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
they should invent a body that keeps the score for *good* stuff