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Steve
@crabsantler.bsky.social
Anus Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Most cringeworthy middle-aged divorced man loser on the planet, and there's pretty stiff competition for that title.
February 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Absolutely no need for the effing and jeffing, thank you.
February 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
"Hands up who's a nonce!"
February 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Stay safe Alistair
February 3, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Was Feyd the guy that seemed like a poor sport?
Was a dick imo
January 28, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Reposted by Steve
Look at his little face. It's almost as if he understands.
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Lack of self-awareness seems to be a prerequisite for being a bigot.
January 27, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Fucking love pubes, me. Can't get enough of them.
January 25, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Look at his little face. It's almost as if he understands.
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 AM
It's snide cans of cider and packets of butterkist all the way for me.
January 15, 2026 at 6:04 AM
i think the skiing in Tribes was like this as well eh
January 15, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Toto did the Dune 1984 soundtrack did they not? Cracking tunes.
January 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
The other night I dreamt I was with Stewart Lee, he was steaming drunk and fell over back at our flat after a night out and hurt his head. We had to lift him up off the floor and put him to bed. He kept mumbling all night as well, had to keep asking him to repeat himself, aptly. Gone off him now.
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Would rather have Gob Choplins 1
January 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM