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Why have they done this?
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
January 28, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Look at his little face. It's almost as if he understands.
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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so-called hampster Stewart Lee
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Fucking hell looks like my generation are going to be even worse than the fucking boomers. Millennials please save us. I'm so sorry. I tried to tell them.
January 28, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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The woke brigade want to ban our Great British pasta sauces for good. This patriotic man intends to shag every jar in his local Tesco in protest.

Source: UnHerd
January 23, 2026 at 9:00 AM
My consignment of Mr. Naga pickle has gone missing in transit and I am distraught. I assume the woke stasi have intercepted it.
As a result I believe Keir Starmer's premiership to be untenable.
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
January 23, 2026 at 4:11 AM
so-called hampster Stewart Lee
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Everything in the world is awful except for Red Leicester Quavers.
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
It's so cold I've just phoned the police to report my knackers as missing.
January 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Still cannae get over what an absolute fucking fanny Elon Musk is.
Total fandan.
December 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fucking hell I hate the band Kiss.
Kiss? 𝘗𝘪𝘴𝘴, more like.
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Today's right-wing men have never read a book, but think they're smarter than everybody else because they cosplay as the "clever gremlin" from Gremlins 2.
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 AM
This is what should happen to Andrew Mountchildren Windsor from now on:
youtu.be/AKE9W0O8bX8?...
Mr Show - Larry Kleist: Rapist
YouTube video by F33bs
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Available for birthdays and bar mitzvahs
August 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Saturday Shark
July 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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you're gonna wanna see this
April 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
If you see this quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
April 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
@christinamartin.bsky.social Feedback from my sister about your book. And yes, rest easy, my shoes ARE ok.
December 31, 2024 at 6:53 PM