Andy Churnwell
churnwell.bsky.social
Andy Churnwell
@churnwell.bsky.social
Princess Diana Legacy award-winning broadcaster on Emblem Digital and Superdrug FM. Centrist. Landlord ally. Ruddles. Bazake Media. [email protected]
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As a professional broadcaster with 5 decades of music expertise I know everything there is know about music. This compilation, release some years ago, is a collection of what I regard as the best music ever released. All killer. No filler. Links below:
Earlier today Sir Keir stormed out of a school in Peterborough after being mugged off by disrespectful pupils, one of which performed the universal gesture for "you're a loser".
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
So it's okay for Reform to change the flag for a novelty football kit, but when Nike did this it was woke. I really hope whoever is responsible for this is convicted for treason and deported.
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Got some of this for my Yaris because I wanted it to have that classic English smell. But I'll tell you what, it's gone straight to my bum!
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"We tried peace and love. It didn't work! Now we've got to get behind Troomp and Farage. That's all I'm saying: give Reform a chance. Just give them a chance. Paul's a snowflake. He rang me the other day telling me off for sharing memes on Facebook. He's gone woke."
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Meet the Swindon man who's suing Tesco after scalding his bellend on a rotisserie chicken.
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
What on earth is this dilbert doing now!?
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
TFW you get your foreskin stuck in your fly.
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
You: Rachel, I don't think this budget's very good. In fact, it's going to result is the deaths of many poor, elderly, and vulnerable people.

Rachel: STOP MANSPLAINING!
November 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Big head, la-da-da-da-da
Big head la-da-da-da
Big head strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race, oh, oh, oh-oh
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You've got to feel for her. All those British political parties that are committed to harming trans people and she had to pick one of two that is broadly pro-trans. You couldn't make it up!
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Jonathan Ashworth's ascent to national superstardom has been swifter than The Beatles in 1963. 2026 will be the year he cracks America.
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Famously rich *checks notes* South Wales.
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I'm fascinated by how Google has spruced up its search engine. Making everything AI has really optimised the user experience so that nothing works and the suggestions it makes are utterly useless. Really enjoying this new tech trend.
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The saga of this rabid transphobe discovering her (probably fictional) boyfriend's massive rucksack of pants was one of the greatest things to happen on this awful website.
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
My message for International Men's Day:
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Shout out to my boys on #InternationalMensDay.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Old men are so cool. 😲
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The gen z barista's face when I start smashing my head against the pastry display case in protest of his inadequate coffee making abilities.
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
People who owe Graham Linehan their unconditional support:

- Adam Buxton
- Kriss Akabusi
- Enya
- Maureen from Driving School
- Frankie Valli
- Seal
- Mr. Methane
- Robson Green
- Kasper Schmeichel
- Roy Jay
November 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Sir Keir "absolutely livid" after youths show him "Skibidi Starmer" video.
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Americans have spent 40 years dismantling and selling off our businesses, destroying our communities, and making our chocolate taste like a poo-scented Yankee candle. Yet the British right are gagging to be sandblasted in the face by more American influence.
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
BREAKING A child has booted a football really hard into the groin of Sir Keir Starmer.
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
BREAKING Ty, a Blackpool resident, says he would still never vote Labour, despite Sir Keir's assiduous attempts to woo him. "Bloke's a cunt."
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM