Dougie G
@craggered.bsky.social
Lifelong sufferer of Scottish Rugby and Greenock Morton. Terrible taste in 70s rock, as diagnosed by my doctor. Supporter of Scottish Independence 🏴
Well it's definitely time for Townsend to do the decent thing and ride off into the sunset.
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Well it's definitely time for Townsend to do the decent thing and ride off into the sunset.
Last few nights I've completely forgotten to buy coffee on my way home. I've finally got some this morning and I'm currently enjoying it like I've tasted coffee for the first time ever
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Last few nights I've completely forgotten to buy coffee on my way home. I've finally got some this morning and I'm currently enjoying it like I've tasted coffee for the first time ever
No Tesco I'm not in the least bit excited
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
No Tesco I'm not in the least bit excited
I'm playing Zelda tears of the kingdom on my switch and one of the characters can produce giant gusts of wind on demand. Unlike in the game no one around me considers it a super power when I produce giant gusts of wind 😂😂
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm playing Zelda tears of the kingdom on my switch and one of the characters can produce giant gusts of wind on demand. Unlike in the game no one around me considers it a super power when I produce giant gusts of wind 😂😂
What are the chances that the BBC will roll over and issue a full retraction before Friday. We have now reached the stage of the very rich and the very powerful flexing their political muscle in the most brazen ways.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
What are the chances that the BBC will roll over and issue a full retraction before Friday. We have now reached the stage of the very rich and the very powerful flexing their political muscle in the most brazen ways.
Took my mum shopping to M&S and while wandering around there were 2 women walking by and I heard 1 line and 1 line only of the chat and it was.
"Well what did you think was going to happen by letting him in your bedroom"
And I have never been so disappointed to not hear the end of a random chat 😂
"Well what did you think was going to happen by letting him in your bedroom"
And I have never been so disappointed to not hear the end of a random chat 😂
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Took my mum shopping to M&S and while wandering around there were 2 women walking by and I heard 1 line and 1 line only of the chat and it was.
"Well what did you think was going to happen by letting him in your bedroom"
And I have never been so disappointed to not hear the end of a random chat 😂
"Well what did you think was going to happen by letting him in your bedroom"
And I have never been so disappointed to not hear the end of a random chat 😂
I am already fed up seeing the Asda Christmas advert and it's early November.
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I am already fed up seeing the Asda Christmas advert and it's early November.
Patiently waiting on Scottish rugby team news for Saturday. Big question is if Zander is fit do we play him for 60min and watch scrum collapse when he goes off or hope we aren't getting smashed and bring him on for second half to hold scrum together. Would help if there was a decent back up 😂
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Patiently waiting on Scottish rugby team news for Saturday. Big question is if Zander is fit do we play him for 60min and watch scrum collapse when he goes off or hope we aren't getting smashed and bring him on for second half to hold scrum together. Would help if there was a decent back up 😂
You know you are an old fart when you have to explain to a younger colleague who Debbie McGee is.
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
You know you are an old fart when you have to explain to a younger colleague who Debbie McGee is.
Kemi Badenoch is an absolute twat.
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Kemi Badenoch is an absolute twat.
AI is shit isn't it. My last 3 Amazon purchases have all been IT related but apparently Amazon thinks that based on my last purchases I am interested in breakfast cereal.
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 AM
AI is shit isn't it. My last 3 Amazon purchases have all been IT related but apparently Amazon thinks that based on my last purchases I am interested in breakfast cereal.
Saw these flavoured toothpastes in the supermarket yesterday. Not on the kids section either. While I realise not everyone is a fan of mint who on earth thinks I want to brush my teeth with cola and 11 quid each
October 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Saw these flavoured toothpastes in the supermarket yesterday. Not on the kids section either. While I realise not everyone is a fan of mint who on earth thinks I want to brush my teeth with cola and 11 quid each
Excellent article about why we should tackle poverty but more importantly child poverty. It's a disgrace that in a wealthy country we didn't it acceptable to have children living an existence and not a life.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
What kind of country puts its pensioners ahead of children in poverty? | Polly Toynbee
As long as a third of children are living below the poverty line, the government cannot justify keeping the pensions triple lock, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee
www.theguardian.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Excellent article about why we should tackle poverty but more importantly child poverty. It's a disgrace that in a wealthy country we didn't it acceptable to have children living an existence and not a life.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
So never a day goes by without having to use MS authenticator. Twice on phone and once on pc today. As the old saying goes a login on the laptop is worth 2 on the phone.
October 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
So never a day goes by without having to use MS authenticator. Twice on phone and once on pc today. As the old saying goes a login on the laptop is worth 2 on the phone.
I woke up this morning very angry with my oldest daughter. In my dream I was having when the alarm went off she had let a guy who was working on some building works across the road use our loo and didn't notice him stealing the wash basin. What a silly girl she is 😂😂
October 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I woke up this morning very angry with my oldest daughter. In my dream I was having when the alarm went off she had let a guy who was working on some building works across the road use our loo and didn't notice him stealing the wash basin. What a silly girl she is 😂😂
But what about the pork markets 😂
October 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
But what about the pork markets 😂
I had one of those nights where even though I was tired when I went to bed I just couldn't get to sleep till about 2am. Anyway my dream Lotus Emeya costs about £124k 😂😂
October 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I had one of those nights where even though I was tired when I went to bed I just couldn't get to sleep till about 2am. Anyway my dream Lotus Emeya costs about £124k 😂😂
We have software at work that's not working as it relies on Amazon web services. Current state at Amazon web services
October 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
We have software at work that's not working as it relies on Amazon web services. Current state at Amazon web services
What level of nonsense is it we now have "smart" vacuum cleaners that tell you your phone is ringing. This is technology for no actual reason other than making things more expensive
October 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
What level of nonsense is it we now have "smart" vacuum cleaners that tell you your phone is ringing. This is technology for no actual reason other than making things more expensive
I see Reform are displaying their usual level of competence again
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Reform UK councillors suspended over leaked video
It comes after video footage of a Kent County Council meeting was leaked over the weekend
www.independent.co.uk
October 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I see Reform are displaying their usual level of competence again
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Misleading headline as usual from the BBC. The claim was made by his defence lawyer and has not been confirmed as a fact. No wonder these right wing morons get away with so much when the BBC portrays them as victims
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Tommy Robinson police stop at Channel Tunnel unlawful, court hears
The far-right activist was charged under the Terrorism Act over an incident at the Channel Tunnel in July 2024.
www.bbc.com
October 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Misleading headline as usual from the BBC. The claim was made by his defence lawyer and has not been confirmed as a fact. No wonder these right wing morons get away with so much when the BBC portrays them as victims
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Just heard an advert on the radio for Maureen 118212 the directory enquiries company. I find it hard to believe that anyone still uses this service other than some older people. How on earth are these companies still in business? And it's £2.50 plus 75p per minute so not cheap
October 15, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Just heard an advert on the radio for Maureen 118212 the directory enquiries company. I find it hard to believe that anyone still uses this service other than some older people. How on earth are these companies still in business? And it's £2.50 plus 75p per minute so not cheap
Absolute classic rock are currently playing Shine on you crazy diamond by Pink Floyd and my work day has just gotten a tiny bit better as a result
September 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Absolute classic rock are currently playing Shine on you crazy diamond by Pink Floyd and my work day has just gotten a tiny bit better as a result
Seriously what the hell Heinz. I like mayo and I like monster munch but never, ever have I wanted monster munch mayo
September 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Seriously what the hell Heinz. I like mayo and I like monster munch but never, ever have I wanted monster munch mayo
My downstairs neighbour is getting building work carried out and the garden is full of stuff. Someone has turned up to clear it and they are clambering about in the back of their low bed truck looking for space for it and it has all the hallmarks of the opening scene of an episode of Casualty.
September 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My downstairs neighbour is getting building work carried out and the garden is full of stuff. Someone has turned up to clear it and they are clambering about in the back of their low bed truck looking for space for it and it has all the hallmarks of the opening scene of an episode of Casualty.