Dougie G
@craggered.bsky.social
Lifelong sufferer of Scottish Rugby and Greenock Morton. Terrible taste in 70s rock, as diagnosed by my doctor. Supporter of Scottish Independence 🏴
Nothing quite like hearing "do we have a printer dad" at 7pm. Apparently child 1 needs her CV printed for a job interview at 8:30am tomorrow. So one trip to Argos to spend £28 and a lot of calling the printer a f*cking little bast@rd we have finally printed 3 sheets of A4 paper.
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Nothing quite like hearing "do we have a printer dad" at 7pm. Apparently child 1 needs her CV printed for a job interview at 8:30am tomorrow. So one trip to Argos to spend £28 and a lot of calling the printer a f*cking little bast@rd we have finally printed 3 sheets of A4 paper.
SRU have nailed me with a competition for a "lucky winner" to get 2 tickets for the game on Cardiff. That's like winning a dose of the black death in a competition lol
February 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
SRU have nailed me with a competition for a "lucky winner" to get 2 tickets for the game on Cardiff. That's like winning a dose of the black death in a competition lol
Still cant believe it to be honest
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Still cant believe it to be honest
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No10 had a Communications Chief?
Tim Allan quits as Downing Street communications chief ft.trib.al/NSAZvON
Tim Allan quits as Downing Street communications chief
Blair-era media adviser resigns as Lord Peter Mandelson scandal intensifies
ft.trib.al
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 AM
No10 had a Communications Chief?
This came up on my Fitbit app. This is what Scottish rugby does to you. I did during the game get a warning on my watch at the time too lol
February 9, 2026 at 10:09 AM
This came up on my Fitbit app. This is what Scottish rugby does to you. I did during the game get a warning on my watch at the time too lol
As a Scottish rugby fan it's turning into a MasterCard advert
Match ticket - £100
Burger and chips - £30
Can of tenents lager - £5
Watching Scotland get the wooden spoon -priceless
Match ticket - £100
Burger and chips - £30
Can of tenents lager - £5
Watching Scotland get the wooden spoon -priceless
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 AM
As a Scottish rugby fan it's turning into a MasterCard advert
Match ticket - £100
Burger and chips - £30
Can of tenents lager - £5
Watching Scotland get the wooden spoon -priceless
Match ticket - £100
Burger and chips - £30
Can of tenents lager - £5
Watching Scotland get the wooden spoon -priceless
Sadly no one else does Gregor
February 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Sadly no one else does Gregor
Well #taxifortownsend that was pitiful. Italy are no mugs but the manner of that loss is the problem. Scrum a shambles, lineout even more of a shambles and terrible tactics. Nucifora has given contract extensions to toony and everitt who are both treading water. I don't think I will watch next week
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Well #taxifortownsend that was pitiful. Italy are no mugs but the manner of that loss is the problem. Scrum a shambles, lineout even more of a shambles and terrible tactics. Nucifora has given contract extensions to toony and everitt who are both treading water. I don't think I will watch next week
Superb from Scotland u20s tonight. Physical upfront and plenty of skill on the backs. Best display for a number of years
February 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Superb from Scotland u20s tonight. Physical upfront and plenty of skill on the backs. Best display for a number of years
This has all the hallmarks of trying to create a US version of the nazi youth doesn't it
February 6, 2026 at 3:30 PM
This has all the hallmarks of trying to create a US version of the nazi youth doesn't it
This needs signing. So please please please sign and get an end to faceless think tanks with dark money controlling government policy
Sign this, please. An urgent push back from opaque think tanks is needed. petition.parliament.uk/signatures/1...
February 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
This needs signing. So please please please sign and get an end to faceless think tanks with dark money controlling government policy
@absoluteradio.bsky.social your mid-day news started at 11:58. And yes I am being that pedantic 😂😂
February 6, 2026 at 11:59 AM
@absoluteradio.bsky.social your mid-day news started at 11:58. And yes I am being that pedantic 😂😂
The spell checker on MS Teams hasn't worked all week. I got a sarcastic message from a colleague and when typing my equally sarcastic reply it started working again. WTF Microsoft is this the level we have to stoop to to get it to work properly 😂😂
February 6, 2026 at 11:56 AM
The spell checker on MS Teams hasn't worked all week. I got a sarcastic message from a colleague and when typing my equally sarcastic reply it started working again. WTF Microsoft is this the level we have to stoop to to get it to work properly 😂😂
I have lunch blanked out on my office calendar to avoid certain people filling that time with meetings. I have a notification saying lunch in 24min and it's just me attending. Thanks Microsoft for reminding me that I live alone you horrible piece of shit. I have a gf btw but we don't live together 😂
February 6, 2026 at 11:39 AM
I have lunch blanked out on my office calendar to avoid certain people filling that time with meetings. I have a notification saying lunch in 24min and it's just me attending. Thanks Microsoft for reminding me that I live alone you horrible piece of shit. I have a gf btw but we don't live together 😂
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I don't know if Epstein was working for the Russians, as our media seems keen to persuade us, but I do know that a spy was once found dead folded inside a holdall in a bathtub and news outlets told us that he put himself in the bag and padlocked it from the outside.
February 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I don't know if Epstein was working for the Russians, as our media seems keen to persuade us, but I do know that a spy was once found dead folded inside a holdall in a bathtub and news outlets told us that he put himself in the bag and padlocked it from the outside.
The Mandelson revelations and all the talk of removing his peerage etc doesn't go far enough. We need a complete overhaul of Westminster both H o L and H o C. This hereditary peer claimed mileage for journeys he didn't make. He defrauded the public purse. His punishment is a 2 week ban, that's all
February 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The Mandelson revelations and all the talk of removing his peerage etc doesn't go far enough. We need a complete overhaul of Westminster both H o L and H o C. This hereditary peer claimed mileage for journeys he didn't make. He defrauded the public purse. His punishment is a 2 week ban, that's all
My mother has a digital display clock that also shows day of the week etc. It's currently showing as Thursday predawn. Which is night-time to most people. Predawn FFS
January 29, 2026 at 1:46 AM
My mother has a digital display clock that also shows day of the week etc. It's currently showing as Thursday predawn. Which is night-time to most people. Predawn FFS
Werewolves of London by Zack Zevron is currently playing the radio. With lines like he was a hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent and I saw werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand. We don't write song like we used to do we 😂. Great song but ridiculous lyrics.
January 21, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Werewolves of London by Zack Zevron is currently playing the radio. With lines like he was a hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent and I saw werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand. We don't write song like we used to do we 😂. Great song but ridiculous lyrics.
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If Trump invades Greenland, it will be the Peace Prize War. Satire is truly dead.
Meanwhile Starmer keeps pretending this is about trade. Grow a spine Starmer. It's about a fucking demented madman in the White House and the fascists who enable him.
Meanwhile Starmer keeps pretending this is about trade. Grow a spine Starmer. It's about a fucking demented madman in the White House and the fascists who enable him.
January 19, 2026 at 12:36 PM
If Trump invades Greenland, it will be the Peace Prize War. Satire is truly dead.
Meanwhile Starmer keeps pretending this is about trade. Grow a spine Starmer. It's about a fucking demented madman in the White House and the fascists who enable him.
Meanwhile Starmer keeps pretending this is about trade. Grow a spine Starmer. It's about a fucking demented madman in the White House and the fascists who enable him.
If can donate $3 million to fight against paying additional tax maybe just maybe you can afford to pay additional tax.
January 14, 2026 at 1:54 PM
If can donate $3 million to fight against paying additional tax maybe just maybe you can afford to pay additional tax.
Google news feed has recently taken to giving me news articles from the BBC News Pidgin English site 😂😂
January 14, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Google news feed has recently taken to giving me news articles from the BBC News Pidgin English site 😂😂
I think I may have broken international law earlier today. I went out to Greggs for lunch and as part of my meal deal I got a tub of melon and grapes instead of crisps. I expect the International court in the Hague to issue a warrant for my arrest 😂😂
January 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I think I may have broken international law earlier today. I went out to Greggs for lunch and as part of my meal deal I got a tub of melon and grapes instead of crisps. I expect the International court in the Hague to issue a warrant for my arrest 😂😂
Happy New Year to everyone especially my 75 followers. Big shout out to the humans who interact with me on here as well as the dodgy accounts and porn bots who I seem to attract on a regular basis 😂😂
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Happy New Year to everyone especially my 75 followers. Big shout out to the humans who interact with me on here as well as the dodgy accounts and porn bots who I seem to attract on a regular basis 😂😂
I've suddenly realised I'm getting old as I've started clearing things out and doing housework as I don't want to start the New Year with as much clutter 😂😂😂
December 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I've suddenly realised I'm getting old as I've started clearing things out and doing housework as I don't want to start the New Year with as much clutter 😂😂😂