Craig Gerard
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Craig Gerard
@craigdgerard.bsky.social
Father, Husband, Ultimate player, fan of all things food & beverage. Entrepreneur & co-founder of Stone Soup PDX.
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Letters from the Front:
September 2025
My dearest Penelope,
Sending salutations from war ravaged Portland. It is chaos in the streets and looting has begun. The stores are filled with anarchy, but the shelves are all bare.
September 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Pro tip: don’t go to Target nearest to the dorm on move in day
September 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Why can we say “Don’t get your hopes up” to tamper expectations, but we can’t say “Don’t get your hopes down” to get someone excited?
April 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Reposted by Craig Gerard
What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
April 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
www.koin.com
March 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Reposted by Craig Gerard
Musk’s attacks on USAID are putting us in danger. And they’re going to cost us a fortune.

Let me explain.

#usaid
Musk’s attacks on USAID are putting us in danger. Here’s how.
YouTube video by Jessica Craven
youtu.be
February 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
First they came for the DEI Workers
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a DEI Worker
Then they came for the EPA
And I did not speak out
Because I did not work for the EPA
Then they came for USAID
And I did not speak out
Because I did not work for USAID
February 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Tried to going skiing today at Campo Felice (crapo Felice?) and the snow was so bad we turned around and went for a hike.
January 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Bluesky trying to figure out what I like before adding anything to my algorithm reminds me of TiVo suggesting shows I might like when we were sharing with my Mother-In-Law:
Ok, you watched Seinfeld, Sports Center, Murder She Wrote & Bones… so Animal Planet??
December 8, 2024 at 12:31 PM