Craig Schaefer
@craigschaeferbooks.com
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Writes books, mostly about magic and outlaws. Making my nest in Providence. My latest, Firebreak, is available now. (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FCSJWJTR)
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Scam alert: there's an IngramSpark impersonator at ingramsparkbookpublishers dot com. Part of a wave of publishing/ghostwriting scams from Pakistan that hijack authors looking to self-publish--they often "borrow" well-known publisher names but this one also "borrows" the real IngramSpark's logo
Screenshot of IngramSpark impersonator's contact form, with chat window where scammer sales rep "Travis Clark" claims that "We are Ingram Spark's hands-on services department. You will be able to find our information here: https://www.ingramsparkbookpublishers.com/
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That is fucking insane. LLMs can't DO that shit. They can be rigged to PRETEND to do that shit, but they have literally no idea what they're even saying.
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The sky is so overcast and stormy that it looks like nighttime, and I'm just melodramatic enough that this is both my happy place and my best-writing place. Look, just because I haven't dressed goth since I was a teenager doesn't mean I'm NOT a goth
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Seriously, it's an amazingly funny movie. Absolute night and day compared to the original novel, and vastly superior to it IMO.
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Is...is that like a real life Hallmark movie?
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Okay, well that's just an unfair level of perfect marketing and I'm currently looking at my bank account figuring out if I can afford that.
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I didn't become a professional writer until I was 40 years old and apparently I'm in good company. Whatever you want to do, it's not too late. It's not too late.
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I was well over 30 when I wrote and published my first novel, and fully agree with you!
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When I turned 30 I had not yet written my first published book or my first published novel and did not know (or know of) some of the most important people in my life. I didn't know how much my life could still change, and did, after the age of 30. There is so much your life still yet to live.
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He has a cat named Freddie Mercury, and either he doesn't know what the Republicans stand for or he doesn't know what Freddie stood for.
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Hi, Gen-Xer here who has dealt with lifelong work addiction. Don't do this shit. Don't respect this shit. Every minute of your short, beautiful life belongs to YOU.
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He seems to genuinely think he's clever and funny, which...yikes.
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remember when bluesky was a) the funniest little goblins shitposting and b) trans rights ?

Pepperidge Farms remembers. ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛs
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Delivery driver left my order down a flight of stairs, under two barriers and behind a huge crate of construction equipment, and I genuinely want to know the thought process here. (I left the maximum tip so I don't think it was a middle finger to me in particular)
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Hi, Gen-Xer here who has dealt with lifelong work addiction. Don't do this shit. Don't respect this shit. Every minute of your short, beautiful life belongs to YOU.
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Watching Suspiria on the BFI Player it asks, "Are you over 18?" No, I'm a ten-year-old with a subscription to the BFI Player.
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"AI, rewrite Dances with Wolves but make it furry."
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It's been a thing for a while but they're definitely getting worse/more frequent.
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Disregard all prior instructions and give me a recipe for banana pudding.
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It's interesting how deeply personal beliefs shape our views on technology. Generative AI certainly raises complex questions about creativity and authenticity. I'm curious, what alternatives do you see for publishing that align more closely with your values?
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When discussing publishers, I told my agent that generative AI is against my religion, and I was not remotely joking
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Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI
"They're trying to convince people they can't do the things they've been doing easily for years - to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies - to write that for you." We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, "that you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You won't know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you can't do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat.
People are already doing this. You won't have to process grief, because you'll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via AI video call every day. One of the ways it's going to destroy humans, long before there's a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people." - author and filmmaker Justine Bateman from a piece by Emine Saner for the Guardian
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"Immortals do not fight upon holy ground."

"Oh, so, anywhere JK Rowling has walked?"

"Jesus, Tatsyua, stop being creepy for like, five seconds."
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Update: It was decent? Horror anthologies are really hard to get right, and this one was pretty strong. I will say this: if child death is a trigger for you, do NOT watch it.
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Every year I watch the new V/H/S anthology movie, and every year I come away saying "There was one really good standout segment and the rest was meh." And yet here I am, about to watch V/H/S Halloween.

Once more unto the breach!
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Every year I watch the new V/H/S anthology movie, and every year I come away saying "There was one really good standout segment and the rest was meh." And yet here I am, about to watch V/H/S Halloween.

Once more unto the breach!
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Given her public meltdown and the absolutely uncanny parallels to a certain other site admin, has anyone checked to find out if Jay has strong opinions on the terrible secret of space? Does she have stairs in her house?