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Cran Stoker’s Dracula

@cranfath3r.bsky.social

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Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 9h

Is that Eric Andre??

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 9h

I don’t care about myself personally but I’ve got kids

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 9h

They’ve had zero pushback and that’s not likely to change. The opposition’s hollow cries of “that’s not LEGAL” don’t mean a thing, never did

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 9h

They are gearing up to start murdering people in the streets. We should all be terrified

Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 10h

The administration’s current approach to “the cartels” is bombing civilians who they accuse of being part of cartels and killing them without any arrest or trial. And Bondi just said that they plan to “take the same approach” with antifa as they did with drug cartels.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

Bondi: "Bondi: "Just like we did with cartels, we are going to take the same approach, President Trump, with antifa -- destroy the entire organization from top to bottom. We are going to take them apart."

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 9h

It has

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 12h

They’re telling you they are Nazis yet the opposition and media don’t call them that

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 13h

Incredible.

Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.

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Unremarkable Internet User @nostaticatall.bsky.social · 15h

Shoutout to this classic

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

AFL-CIO supremacy baby, those UA clowns don’t know what they’re missing

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

What kinda union we talking? Heat and Frost Local 17 Insulators here

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

They literally shot a woman and then said ten cars surrounded them, his followers already took the lies as facts though

Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 1d

He was always going to do this. Chicagoans have not rioted, so the administration just lied and said we have. We have not attacked ICE agents, so they just lied and said we did. There was no chaos here, so they created chaotic scenes by attacking people and filmed that shit.

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

We had AP too but the teacher wasn’t certified to teach AP so it wasn’t eligible for college credit, which we all found out well into the first quarter when it was too late to take a different class

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

The big one™️ could not have been more spineless and dodgy, no way he doesn’t pivot hard right as a result

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

Bill Burr inventing time travel to perform for Pol Pot

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

Bill Burr reaching out to his booking agent to see when the Tel Aviv Comedy Festival is gonna be

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Dr Kat Day (she/her) @chronicleflask.katday.com · 2d

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
, just so
other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

ISIS:
A girl I had a crush on made out with one of my friends one time and his favorite band at that moment was ISIS

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 2d

That’s what my grandpa (RIP) called his servers at the Red Rooster all the time

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 2d

Mastodeets

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 2d

I love fuji and pink lady but my heart will always belong to Granny Smith

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 2d

Are they calling posts “meets” over there

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 2d

AI Slop: not even once. I don’t care how bad you want to see Michael Jackson rob a bank, whatever silly little movie in your head of that is 100x better, I promise

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 2d

It sucks! Everything sucks and I feel like I’m going crazy every minute of every day!

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 2d

I haven’t bought a Decibel in probably nine years and I don’t plan to ever again since they keep using that money to book The Thin Blue Chord for their little beer fest, besides the point of course but I have less than no horse in this race haha

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 2d

California is just vegans injecting soy into their veins, NYC is rats with switchblades, Chicago is like that game Labrynth but the marble is 100 bullets, and don’t get me STARTED on Portland (they let the HOMOS buy coffee RIGHT NEXT TO YOU)

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 2d

Remember that guy losing his mind because some band did their cover shoot in regular clothes and not suits like Ackercocke?

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