Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

Gary and Prejudice

Gosh bless you @theonion.com These are the headlines we both need and deserve.

There’s a number of things that make me appreciate Bluesky more than other similar social media sites, but the sheer number of cat and kitten pictures is miles above the rest of those reasons.

Hey @thebulwark.bsky.social you gotta do me a favor. When you sign up for updates on your website it’s not obvious at all that you’re signing up for 23 individual updates, and to unsubscribe you have to toggle each section individually?
I don’t want the app, don’t suggest that, make the unsub easier

Badgers women’s hockey! On to the frozen four!!

My god I wish I were like 10% dumber what the world must be like.

We had a good run, #CarThing. Thanks Spotify for bricking the closest thing to modern tech in my 15 year old car. Hopefully somehow it’ll live on if someone eventually figures out custom firmware or whatever.

It’s not a post, it’s a skeet.
It’s not a repost, it’s a skeet-skeet.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

The only way BlueSky is going to replace X is if everybody just follows as many people as you can. Don't worry about replicating what you had. Just follow people. It's going to be a bit boring until people build up their web of people.

Without thinking, retweet the first Simpsons joke that comes into your head

“Still punk as fuck”, I whisper after breaking down cardboard boxes and sorting the recycling

so wait to gain popularity I have to be entertaining and clever? that is deeply unfair