Lindsay
@crashkrispy.bsky.social
Big thoughts, big dreams, and a big brown Mercedes sedan - she/her
Excellent clearance find!!!
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Excellent clearance find!!!
This is the only Phish song i know, hooray!
(I should go to a Phish show and hear more)
(I should go to a Phish show and hear more)
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
This is the only Phish song i know, hooray!
(I should go to a Phish show and hear more)
(I should go to a Phish show and hear more)
The Kyle is enthralled but for $1900 it better replace all we're paying into physical therapy for him
December 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The Kyle is enthralled but for $1900 it better replace all we're paying into physical therapy for him
Is this.. what? A chair?
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Is this.. what? A chair?
Noooo please keep warm
December 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Noooo please keep warm
Yes! He showed up in your yard one day!
December 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Yes! He showed up in your yard one day!
I am also covering someone tomorrow (and for the next two weeks) and I'm just so kerfluffled. What are these dates and why do we have to work??
December 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I am also covering someone tomorrow (and for the next two weeks) and I'm just so kerfluffled. What are these dates and why do we have to work??
Love this for y'all
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Love this for y'all
My job is to try to get doctors on the phone. Or text. To do doctor shit.
It SUCKS
It SUCKS
December 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My job is to try to get doctors on the phone. Or text. To do doctor shit.
It SUCKS
It SUCKS
It doesn't sound like a lot of ham but it's like a metric ton of salt and it's gonna last us a year
December 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It doesn't sound like a lot of ham but it's like a metric ton of salt and it's gonna last us a year
I put it on hold at my library!
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I put it on hold at my library!
Well then you have to think about toilet snakes
(In south Florida i always check the toilet)
(In south Florida i always check the toilet)
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Well then you have to think about toilet snakes
(In south Florida i always check the toilet)
(In south Florida i always check the toilet)
OH YES how is that going?
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
OH YES how is that going?
Charlie is allergic to seafood so we do the poultry churu, maybe she will like?
December 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Charlie is allergic to seafood so we do the poultry churu, maybe she will like?
I very much hope your furnace gets fixed tonight! And you are safe and well
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I very much hope your furnace gets fixed tonight! And you are safe and well
We have to have people come to blow out our AC line if we don't keep up with it but we run the AC 364 days out of the year (one day is usually to see if the heat works). I do not wanna fuck with a gas line!!!
December 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We have to have people come to blow out our AC line if we don't keep up with it but we run the AC 364 days out of the year (one day is usually to see if the heat works). I do not wanna fuck with a gas line!!!
WINNUMS WHAT IS HAPPEN
December 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
WINNUMS WHAT IS HAPPEN