Lindsay
@crashkrispy.bsky.social
Big thoughts, big dreams, and a big brown Mercedes sedan - she/her
Lemon Pig 2026 has been assembled and the 2025 Pig has been launched into the lake
January 1, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Lemon Pig 2026 has been assembled and the 2025 Pig has been launched into the lake
We just realized that the weather is finally conducive to make fudge. I just priced the ingredients for my family's recipe, HOLY SHIT
Still gonna do it
Still gonna do it
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
We just realized that the weather is finally conducive to make fudge. I just priced the ingredients for my family's recipe, HOLY SHIT
Still gonna do it
Still gonna do it
Beat breast cancer
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.
Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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December 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Beat breast cancer
Christmas eve dinner prep begins NOW
December 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Christmas eve dinner prep begins NOW
Me, out loud to husband: "do we need coffee?"
Him: "no, we're good"
15 minutes later
Grocery app: HERE'S COFFEE SELECTION FOR YOU
I can't with this
Him: "no, we're good"
15 minutes later
Grocery app: HERE'S COFFEE SELECTION FOR YOU
I can't with this
December 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me, out loud to husband: "do we need coffee?"
Him: "no, we're good"
15 minutes later
Grocery app: HERE'S COFFEE SELECTION FOR YOU
I can't with this
Him: "no, we're good"
15 minutes later
Grocery app: HERE'S COFFEE SELECTION FOR YOU
I can't with this
My mother-in-law just sent us 2 1/2lbs of country ham for Christmas, I'm so excited
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My mother-in-law just sent us 2 1/2lbs of country ham for Christmas, I'm so excited
I would like to nominate my cat Charlie as the slowest churu eater ever
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I would like to nominate my cat Charlie as the slowest churu eater ever
Oh boy @ouinne.bsky.social your Pittsburgh football guys are playing our Miami football guys! A mighty fight!
December 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Oh boy @ouinne.bsky.social your Pittsburgh football guys are playing our Miami football guys! A mighty fight!
Sitting on the patio playing Christmas music, but singing along with it with made up lyrics about the chicken tacos we're about to make for dinner
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Sitting on the patio playing Christmas music, but singing along with it with made up lyrics about the chicken tacos we're about to make for dinner
Heard Charlie meowing and it took a few minutes to find him
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Heard Charlie meowing and it took a few minutes to find him
Just made a tray of saltine toffee, doing it again tomorrow but with cheez-its because it's 50/50 among friends on which is better (thx @sparklemarkers.bsky.social for the idea)
December 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Just made a tray of saltine toffee, doing it again tomorrow but with cheez-its because it's 50/50 among friends on which is better (thx @sparklemarkers.bsky.social for the idea)
23 years ago my now husband ate my pint of ben & jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice cream. The fallout was so severe that he will not touch any food i have even a vague interest in to this day.
Which is why there's an expired yogurt cup in my fridge.
Which is why there's an expired yogurt cup in my fridge.
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
23 years ago my now husband ate my pint of ben & jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice cream. The fallout was so severe that he will not touch any food i have even a vague interest in to this day.
Which is why there's an expired yogurt cup in my fridge.
Which is why there's an expired yogurt cup in my fridge.
Our neighbors just brought us a plate of freshly grilled picanha omg I'm so happy right now
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Our neighbors just brought us a plate of freshly grilled picanha omg I'm so happy right now
Lulu is back out on the patio being a Very Good Pet
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Lulu is back out on the patio being a Very Good Pet
I was just talking about colonoscopy with my best friend and this is stellar
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I was just talking about colonoscopy with my best friend and this is stellar
Having to convince husband that Phantom of the Opera is a play and not an opera, as he thinks. This has caused yelling
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Having to convince husband that Phantom of the Opera is a play and not an opera, as he thinks. This has caused yelling
It's time. The Thanksgiving leftovers got dumped. We made a good effort and there wasn't much left.
Now time for a cheeseburger!
Now time for a cheeseburger!
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It's time. The Thanksgiving leftovers got dumped. We made a good effort and there wasn't much left.
Now time for a cheeseburger!
Now time for a cheeseburger!
Bless my brother who has had to deal with me incessantly asking him about things i should remember about the early 90s (i had medication-related long term memory loss in my 20s)
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Bless my brother who has had to deal with me incessantly asking him about things i should remember about the early 90s (i had medication-related long term memory loss in my 20s)
I purchased a large container of Italian beef today and @sparklemarkers.bsky.social has been coaching me through how to make it and also how to spell and pronounce giardiniera
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I purchased a large container of Italian beef today and @sparklemarkers.bsky.social has been coaching me through how to make it and also how to spell and pronounce giardiniera
Husband is reminiscing about his favorite skate music from the 80s and it's taken some digging but we found Quadrant Six "Body Mechanic" and Cybotrorn "Clear"
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Husband is reminiscing about his favorite skate music from the 80s and it's taken some digging but we found Quadrant Six "Body Mechanic" and Cybotrorn "Clear"
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
We thought we were tired of leftovers but tonight we put together homemade gobbler subs
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
We thought we were tired of leftovers but tonight we put together homemade gobbler subs
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild (my backyard edition)
Alligator
Iguana (lots)
Osprey
Grey heron
Raccoon (like, all the time)
Alligator
Iguana (lots)
Osprey
Grey heron
Raccoon (like, all the time)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild
black bear
groundhog
wood duck
anchovy!
dolphin but just the fin part
black bear
groundhog
wood duck
anchovy!
dolphin but just the fin part
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild
bird
squirrel
cat
dog
rat/maybe raccoon/probably rat tho
bird
squirrel
cat
dog
rat/maybe raccoon/probably rat tho
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild (my backyard edition)
Alligator
Iguana (lots)
Osprey
Grey heron
Raccoon (like, all the time)
Alligator
Iguana (lots)
Osprey
Grey heron
Raccoon (like, all the time)
Husband volunteered to chop up the broccoli for tomorrow's broccoli casserole and he did a way better job than i usually do. Goddamn i feel like a bitch now don't I
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Husband volunteered to chop up the broccoli for tomorrow's broccoli casserole and he did a way better job than i usually do. Goddamn i feel like a bitch now don't I
One of our guests for tomorrow is dipping out due to flu and it's become very clear to me that I'm about to make Too Much Thanksgiving Food
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
One of our guests for tomorrow is dipping out due to flu and it's become very clear to me that I'm about to make Too Much Thanksgiving Food