Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic
@grubreport.bsky.social
I write NYT-bestselling things. Things that children read.🖖🏻 Books in 2025: NOT LIKE EVERY DAY & ZEB AND BRAIN ARE FRIENDS. More coming. MN-raised, CA-aged. She/her Rep: Jenn Laughran/ABLA
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https://www.stephanielucianovic.com
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https://www.stephanielucianovic.com
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I grew up in Minneapolis, please help me help my home state as they keep fighting for their lives, democracy, and that of the entire country. 💜
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OMG, I fucking love this judge (who rejected Kristi Noem trying to make all Haitian TPS holders into undocumented people overnight). Her name is US District Court Judge Ana Reyes. Fabulousness!!!!!!
![Text: Against this record of a country in chaos and crisis, Secretary Noem concluded that “there are no extraordinary and temporary conditions in Haiti that prevent Haitian” TPS holders “from returning [to] safety.” 90 Fed. Reg. at 54735. In doing so, she did not identify a single present condition in Haiti that indicates the many crises Secretary Mayorkas identified in July 2024, see supra Section I.B.3, have subsided, much less been resolved.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7mpwyqkv2tdiho653oyczicd/bafkreiggmyzhi43ewx3vfee3uuwmbzflp7apm3mbhetrysuyd3ux75wpze@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
OMG, I fucking love this judge (who rejected Kristi Noem trying to make all Haitian TPS holders into undocumented people overnight). Her name is US District Court Judge Ana Reyes. Fabulousness!!!!!!
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Also love to see the Haitian Times @macollvie.bsky.social cited here as among the sources that make clear why it's BS when Noem tries to claim it's perfectly safe for Haitians to be sent back!
![Text: Mar. 11 Doctors Without Borders reported “cholera on the rise in Haiti.” It “expressed concerns about the trend as Haitians have less access to clean water.” Voice of America Article 78-7 at 130 Mar. 12 The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) “has extended its ban on U.S. flights to Portau-Prince until Sept. 8, 2025. . . . The FAA first imposed the ban in November 2024 after gunfire hit three U.S. planes attempting to land.” The Haitian Times Article 78-10 at 127 Mar. 18 “Overall, more than 1 million people are displaced across the country, a number that has tripled in the past year. Yet, as suffering reaches new extremes, Haiti’s crisis continues to struggle for the world’s attention. Resources are stretched thin, and humanitarian needs far exceed the current response capacity. Additionally, insecurity keeps growing.” International Organization for Migration Article 78-11 at 240 Apr. 7 “‘Human rights violations and abuses have reached a scale and intensity that I have never seen before in Haiti,’ said William O’Neill, the [UN] High Commissioner’s Designated Expert on Haiti.” United Nations (UN) Human Rights Office of the High Commissioner Article 78-12 at 49](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7mpwyqkv2tdiho653oyczicd/bafkreicqwakglp543ryhv6zoqd5kxhclnunydcofpbginsalsovc4ym4z4@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Also love to see the Haitian Times @macollvie.bsky.social cited here as among the sources that make clear why it's BS when Noem tries to claim it's perfectly safe for Haitians to be sent back!
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Also, *finally* a judge is like: you can't say it's safe for Haitians to have to go back... when the State Department has Level 4: Do Not Travel To Haiti alerts!!!!!! 🔥 TELL 'EM!!
February 3, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Also, *finally* a judge is like: you can't say it's safe for Haitians to have to go back... when the State Department has Level 4: Do Not Travel To Haiti alerts!!!!!! 🔥 TELL 'EM!!
*womp womp*
ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
*womp womp*
Hey Instagram mutuals, you know we can see that you liked his post, right?
Neil Gaiman is crawling out of his bog two years after sexual assault allegations to play the sweet old fantasy uncle again -- complete with name-dropping that book you like & his twee "make good art" catchphrase -- all in order to (of course) sell you his upcoming book. Don't you dare fall for it.
February 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Hey Instagram mutuals, you know we can see that you liked his post, right?
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Hardly needs saying but when there’s been persistent rumours for years from multiple sources they’re going to need more proof of innocence than “some guy on instagram”
February 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Hardly needs saying but when there’s been persistent rumours for years from multiple sources they’re going to need more proof of innocence than “some guy on instagram”
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I’m not going to read it but wondering if this Instagram post that “proves his innocence” is by the same guy I and some mutuals blocked last week for creeping us out.
Neil Gaiman is crawling out of his bog two years after sexual assault allegations to play the sweet old fantasy uncle again -- complete with name-dropping that book you like & his twee "make good art" catchphrase -- all in order to (of course) sell you his upcoming book. Don't you dare fall for it.
February 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I’m not going to read it but wondering if this Instagram post that “proves his innocence” is by the same guy I and some mutuals blocked last week for creeping us out.
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A white man in Dillard, Oregon was arrested for stopping people on the freeway to demand at gunpoint that they tell him if they were citizens. He shot and missed one + attempted to get another in his truck to bring to police. Before his spree, he called local PD to complain about "foreign" people.
Defendant contacted police before freeway shooting
Charles Glen Simmons, 53, of Dillard, is in the Douglas County Jail on $1 million bail after Thursday morning’s alleged crime spree. According to a press release from the Oregon
www.nrtoday.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
A white man in Dillard, Oregon was arrested for stopping people on the freeway to demand at gunpoint that they tell him if they were citizens. He shot and missed one + attempted to get another in his truck to bring to police. Before his spree, he called local PD to complain about "foreign" people.
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Predicting that this week we’ll hear more conciliatory words from the Administration regarding Minnesota (since they’re starting to realize that ICE has become politically toxic) but everyone outside of Minnesota needs to know that nothing on the ground has changed.
February 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Predicting that this week we’ll hear more conciliatory words from the Administration regarding Minnesota (since they’re starting to realize that ICE has become politically toxic) but everyone outside of Minnesota needs to know that nothing on the ground has changed.
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Again, FYI: outside of the Twin Cities and metro region, agents are still in full force, too. The bakery they raided last week is closed (at least for now). They raided another apartment complex, and they drive around town, “fishing.”This is #Minnesota right now, under paramilitary occupation.
February 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Again, FYI: outside of the Twin Cities and metro region, agents are still in full force, too. The bakery they raided last week is closed (at least for now). They raided another apartment complex, and they drive around town, “fishing.”This is #Minnesota right now, under paramilitary occupation.
I mean
Brazilian influencer who defended US immigration crackdown arrested by ICE
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Brazilian influencer who defended US immigration crackdown arrested by ICE
Trump supporter Júnior Pena falsely claimed migrants being rounded up, including Brazilians, were ‘all crooks’
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I mean
Okay, what's going on now?
SF 'March for Billionaires' planned for Saturday raises eyebrows
SF 'March for Billionaires' planned for Saturday raises eyebrows
SAN FRANCISCO (KRON) -- Whether it's due to Bernie Sanders vilifying them or Elon Musk simply being Elon Musk, billionaires tend to get a bad rap these days. Now a mysterious group has appeared online that apparently wants to push back on that -- or possibly to poke fun at billionaires threatening to leave California [...]
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February 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Okay, what's going on now?
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Believe your own eyes. Nothing about this is normal.
Trump and his goon squad are trying to undermine a fundamental principle of our democracy: free and fair elections.
Trump and his goon squad are trying to undermine a fundamental principle of our democracy: free and fair elections.
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Believe your own eyes. Nothing about this is normal.
Trump and his goon squad are trying to undermine a fundamental principle of our democracy: free and fair elections.
Trump and his goon squad are trying to undermine a fundamental principle of our democracy: free and fair elections.
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"All over my neighborhood we keep finding empty cars, the glass shattered into diamonds on the snow, the people missing. Tiny private automotive kristallnachts, everywhere and ongoing."
Indeed. This entire piece explains the civil war the Trump Admin has unleashed. What city is next?
Indeed. This entire piece explains the civil war the Trump Admin has unleashed. What city is next?
Greetings from inside the economic blockade zones of Minneapolis and St Paul! Don’t look away, please. We need you. It’s been a month and they’re trying to destroy us.
February 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
"All over my neighborhood we keep finding empty cars, the glass shattered into diamonds on the snow, the people missing. Tiny private automotive kristallnachts, everywhere and ongoing."
Indeed. This entire piece explains the civil war the Trump Admin has unleashed. What city is next?
Indeed. This entire piece explains the civil war the Trump Admin has unleashed. What city is next?
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This fundraiser for another family affected by ICE in little Liam’s school district has only about $300 left. Can we help them get there?
Donate to Urgent Aid for Family Facing ICE Trauma, organized by Morgan Bialke
Hello everyone,
I am a teacher in Minnesota, writing with a heavy heart.… Morgan Bialke needs your support for Urgent Aid for Family Facing ICE Trauma
www.gofundme.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
This fundraiser for another family affected by ICE in little Liam’s school district has only about $300 left. Can we help them get there?
"I hate Illinois Nazis."
University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme.
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
‘Fell the enemies:’ Illini Republicans support ICE amid killings - The Daily Illini
In a post that included a graphic of a presumed officer holding a gun to someone's head, Illini Republicans stated that they “stand with ICE."
dailyillini.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
"I hate Illinois Nazis."
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This is how Tom Homan reacts to losing a court case to free a medically fragile 5-year-old who was used as bait to lure his dad so they could be imprisoned in a measles factory. Fuck any de-escalation stories that come out.
Columbia Heights (Liam's school district) cancelled school today because of a credible bomb threat at Liam's elementary and multiple ICE vehicles parking in the high school staff parking lot at 6:15am.
February 2, 2026 at 1:11 PM
This is how Tom Homan reacts to losing a court case to free a medically fragile 5-year-old who was used as bait to lure his dad so they could be imprisoned in a measles factory. Fuck any de-escalation stories that come out.
Brad Lander >>>> Chuck Schumer
Guys I was waiting for him to post footage - I KNOW HE HAS IT - but it seems like he may not. But last week I took Brad Lander on an ICE watch ridealong and he PERSONALLY CHASED OUT AN ICE CAR ON FOOT
I am not making this up. He walked right up to a lurking unmarked car and they tore out of town
I am not making this up. He walked right up to a lurking unmarked car and they tore out of town
February 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Brad Lander >>>> Chuck Schumer
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I told him this all to his face but if he’s too nice to post it I’m just going to tell the world anyway. The dude cares, he’s for real, he’s willing to put himself in harm’s way to protect others. Wish I could vote for him - maybe one day I will be able to ;)
February 2, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I told him this all to his face but if he’s too nice to post it I’m just going to tell the world anyway. The dude cares, he’s for real, he’s willing to put himself in harm’s way to protect others. Wish I could vote for him - maybe one day I will be able to ;)
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I bet he’s being all modest but let me tell you my view: it is very good when politicians from around the country come to Minneapolis to see what’s happening here. Very few have done it. He certainly didn’t have to (they’re already prosecuting him for god’s sake). But it makes our plight feel seen
February 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I bet he’s being all modest but let me tell you my view: it is very good when politicians from around the country come to Minneapolis to see what’s happening here. Very few have done it. He certainly didn’t have to (they’re already prosecuting him for god’s sake). But it makes our plight feel seen
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Guys I was waiting for him to post footage - I KNOW HE HAS IT - but it seems like he may not. But last week I took Brad Lander on an ICE watch ridealong and he PERSONALLY CHASED OUT AN ICE CAR ON FOOT
I am not making this up. He walked right up to a lurking unmarked car and they tore out of town
I am not making this up. He walked right up to a lurking unmarked car and they tore out of town
February 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Guys I was waiting for him to post footage - I KNOW HE HAS IT - but it seems like he may not. But last week I took Brad Lander on an ICE watch ridealong and he PERSONALLY CHASED OUT AN ICE CAR ON FOOT
I am not making this up. He walked right up to a lurking unmarked car and they tore out of town
I am not making this up. He walked right up to a lurking unmarked car and they tore out of town
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I try not to live with hate in my heart, I swear. But I’ve HATED Nicki Minaj for almost a decade now. Years ago, someone told me that in a recording studio she threw a coffee mug across the room aiming for an intern’s head. How you move, especially behind the scenes, is who you are.
February 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I try not to live with hate in my heart, I swear. But I’ve HATED Nicki Minaj for almost a decade now. Years ago, someone told me that in a recording studio she threw a coffee mug across the room aiming for an intern’s head. How you move, especially behind the scenes, is who you are.
Um holy shit
I have spoken with several senior FBI counterintelligence officers who believe that there is a reasonably strong prospect that Tulsi Gabbard is a foreign intelligence asset.
As you read WSJ's piece on the super-secret abuse complaint about Tulsi Gabbard, remember that she tried unsuccessfully to wring counterintelligence function away from FBI last year.
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
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February 2, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Um holy shit