Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic
@grubreport.bsky.social
I write NYT-bestselling things. Things that children read.🖖🏻 Books in 2025: NOT LIKE EVERY DAY & ZEB AND BRAIN ARE FRIENDS. More coming. MN-raised, CA-aged. She/her Rep: Jenn Laughran/ABLA
Profile art: @cpark.bsky.social
https://www.stephanielucianovic.com
Profile art: @cpark.bsky.social
https://www.stephanielucianovic.com
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... we surpassed Stephen King on the NYT bestseller list?
My gob has been well and truly smacked.
THIS BOOK DIED ON SUBMISSION!
I'm so overwhelmingly grateful for all the love. Team Zomsbury is THE BEST.
My gob has been well and truly smacked.
THIS BOOK DIED ON SUBMISSION!
I'm so overwhelmingly grateful for all the love. Team Zomsbury is THE BEST.
Mine was found in a junkyard parking lot, eyes sealed shut with conjunctivitis, upper respiratory infection and now I COOK 1.25 lbs of boneless skinless chicken breast once a week with sumac spice rub if I use ANY OTHER SPICE RUB HE WILL NOT EAT THE HOME COOKED CHICKEN BREAST FFS WHAT ARE YOU INSANE
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Mine was found in a junkyard parking lot, eyes sealed shut with conjunctivitis, upper respiratory infection and now I COOK 1.25 lbs of boneless skinless chicken breast once a week with sumac spice rub if I use ANY OTHER SPICE RUB HE WILL NOT EAT THE HOME COOKED CHICKEN BREAST FFS WHAT ARE YOU INSANE
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Little bit of a painting WIP. Gouache.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Little bit of a painting WIP. Gouache.
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It is time to call your Reps and Senators about the destruction of our health care system and ask for this man's impeachment. And yes, I would much rather be posting about children's books and nature, but children and nature are under threat, so I guess I am.
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It is time to call your Reps and Senators about the destruction of our health care system and ask for this man's impeachment. And yes, I would much rather be posting about children's books and nature, but children and nature are under threat, so I guess I am.
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Please help this person if you can. Time sensitive.
A lawyer I know is trying to help an abuse victim client relocate to get away from their abusive ex. They have an infant child and they're really struggling due to SNAP being cut. Would be really cool if you're in a position to help a stranger out.
Donate to Help an abuse victim and her child relocate to safety., organized by Michael Wikoff
My name is Michael Wikoff. I'm a legal aid attorney in Franklin … Michael Wikoff needs your support for Help an abuse victim and her child relocate to safety.
www.gofundme.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Please help this person if you can. Time sensitive.
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He's the medical officer on a planet where Picard is about to violate the Prime Directive. Again.
Nate Burleson is wearing something that looks like it came from a TNG yard sale, and I want to know where to get one.
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
He's the medical officer on a planet where Picard is about to violate the Prime Directive. Again.
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“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
Life is a mystery
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there
Oh, thunder only happens when it's rainin'
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Life is a mystery
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there
I don't know why I dreamt about rescuing @karenattiah.bsky.social's Artemis from a huge dog last night but I did.
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I don't know why I dreamt about rescuing @karenattiah.bsky.social's Artemis from a huge dog last night but I did.
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If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
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I say you can be the President (You can be the President)
(Kick it)
I'd rather be the Pope (Rather be the Pope)
(I'd rather be, so help me)
Yeah, you can be the side effect (You can be the side effect)
I'd rather be the dope (Rather be the dope)
(Fuck that)
The Pope
(Oh, no motherfucker, not today)
(Kick it)
I'd rather be the Pope (Rather be the Pope)
(I'd rather be, so help me)
Yeah, you can be the side effect (You can be the side effect)
I'd rather be the dope (Rather be the dope)
(Fuck that)
The Pope
(Oh, no motherfucker, not today)
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I say you can be the President (You can be the President)
(Kick it)
I'd rather be the Pope (Rather be the Pope)
(I'd rather be, so help me)
Yeah, you can be the side effect (You can be the side effect)
I'd rather be the dope (Rather be the dope)
(Fuck that)
The Pope
(Oh, no motherfucker, not today)
(Kick it)
I'd rather be the Pope (Rather be the Pope)
(I'd rather be, so help me)
Yeah, you can be the side effect (You can be the side effect)
I'd rather be the dope (Rather be the dope)
(Fuck that)
The Pope
(Oh, no motherfucker, not today)
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The Pope
(Stir it like motherfuckin' coffee)
The Pope
(The hell)
This is the Pope
Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
@anildash.com @caissie.bsky.social
(Stir it like motherfuckin' coffee)
The Pope
(The hell)
This is the Pope
Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
@anildash.com @caissie.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The Pope
(Stir it like motherfuckin' coffee)
The Pope
(The hell)
This is the Pope
Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
@anildash.com @caissie.bsky.social
(Stir it like motherfuckin' coffee)
The Pope
(The hell)
This is the Pope
Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
@anildash.com @caissie.bsky.social
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"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive."
When Kittens Came to My Prison, I Had Not Petted One in 15 Years
I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass.
prisonjournalismproject.org
January 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive."
The Pope
(Stir it like motherfuckin' coffee)
The Pope
(The hell)
This is the Pope
Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
@anildash.com @caissie.bsky.social
(Stir it like motherfuckin' coffee)
The Pope
(The hell)
This is the Pope
Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
@anildash.com @caissie.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The Pope
(Stir it like motherfuckin' coffee)
The Pope
(The hell)
This is the Pope
Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
@anildash.com @caissie.bsky.social
(Stir it like motherfuckin' coffee)
The Pope
(The hell)
This is the Pope
Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
@anildash.com @caissie.bsky.social
"When you've cooked a curry, you've dined off the smell, I find." -4:50 from Paddington
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"When you've cooked a curry, you've dined off the smell, I find." -4:50 from Paddington
Beat Ohio State.
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Beat Ohio State.
The US Secretary of Health and Human Services, everybody.
a man with red hair and glasses is drinking from a cup .
ALT: a man with red hair and glasses is drinking from a cup .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The US Secretary of Health and Human Services, everybody.
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This is haunting and beautiful
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is haunting and beautiful
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THESE are the documents that need to be released. Gift link, no paywall. #Khashoggi #vindman #saudi #corruption #assassination @indivisible.org
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
Trump and Prince Had ‘Disturbing’ Call After Khashoggi’s Murder, Lawmaker Says
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
THESE are the documents that need to be released. Gift link, no paywall. #Khashoggi #vindman #saudi #corruption #assassination @indivisible.org
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
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Happy weekend! It has been raining all day, so this NEW sketchbook page is perfect. Even Bear is admiring the beautiful autumn rain too!
Speak soon 🧡 🐻
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#sketchbook #november #kidlitart #illustration #rain #autumnweather
Speak soon 🧡 🐻
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#sketchbook #november #kidlitart #illustration #rain #autumnweather
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Happy weekend! It has been raining all day, so this NEW sketchbook page is perfect. Even Bear is admiring the beautiful autumn rain too!
Speak soon 🧡 🐻
•
#sketchbook #november #kidlitart #illustration #rain #autumnweather
Speak soon 🧡 🐻
•
#sketchbook #november #kidlitart #illustration #rain #autumnweather
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ryan lizza is not to be trusted www.nytimes.com/2017/12/11/b...
Ryan Lizza Fired by The New Yorker Over Sexual Misconduct Allegation (Published 2017)
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
ryan lizza is not to be trusted www.nytimes.com/2017/12/11/b...
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“There are some stories where there are no winners—only losers. This is one of those stories.”
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Epstein’s journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“There are some stories where there are no winners—only losers. This is one of those stories.”