Max Mackenzie
@crashmk.bsky.social
Part-time writer. Full-time procrastinator. Baseball fan. Diet Dr. Pepper addict. Wrestling watcher.
You can read my work here, if you'd like. inkitt.com/maxmackenzie
You can read my work here, if you'd like. inkitt.com/maxmackenzie
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Watching this man try to get rid of imaginary raccoons he thought were invading reminds me of what white people are currently doing to America to get rid if immigrants they think are invading
June 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Watching this man try to get rid of imaginary raccoons he thought were invading reminds me of what white people are currently doing to America to get rid if immigrants they think are invading
I'm going to see The Substance tonight. I can't wait.
January 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I'm going to see The Substance tonight. I can't wait.
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I BET DEI DID THIS
BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
January 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I BET DEI DID THIS
Banished to the back of the theater once again.
January 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Banished to the back of the theater once again.
Rich assholes think they shouldn't have to pay taxes and then want to bitch about underfunded fire departments when their mansions burn.
January 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Rich assholes think they shouldn't have to pay taxes and then want to bitch about underfunded fire departments when their mansions burn.
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if you see this post, your actions are:
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your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
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I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
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If someone committed a mass shooting at a meeting of CEOs, we would have new gun laws the next day.
December 17, 2024 at 5:07 PM
If someone committed a mass shooting at a meeting of CEOs, we would have new gun laws the next day.
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GROCER: Did you grow any Brussels sprouts?
FARMER: Sure did, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
GROCER: what
FARMER: Sure did, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
GROCER: what
Brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year, and may be sexier too
Brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year, and may be sexier too
Farmers say good growing conditions will result in a bumper crop, with the average sprout 30mm in diameter
Farmers are forecasting that brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year.
Good growing conditions, the introduction of new varieties, and a dose…
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2024 at 2:24 PM
GROCER: Did you grow any Brussels sprouts?
FARMER: Sure did, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
GROCER: what
FARMER: Sure did, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
GROCER: what
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ten thousand youtube grifters feverishly pausing the witcher 3 trailer to find the frame where ciri looks the most woke
December 13, 2024 at 1:25 PM
ten thousand youtube grifters feverishly pausing the witcher 3 trailer to find the frame where ciri looks the most woke
I'm gutted to see King Tuck go, but this franchise has made a lot of smart moves over the last decade. I just hope this is one of them. #astros
Kyle Tucker trade: Cubs land All-Star outfielder from Astros in four-player deal
Tucker, a three-time All-Star, is set to be a free agent next winter
www.cbssports.com
December 14, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I'm gutted to see King Tuck go, but this franchise has made a lot of smart moves over the last decade. I just hope this is one of them. #astros
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle didn't have to be very good to win me over. I'm a huge Indy fan. I'm thrilled that it turned out to be a fantastic game.
December 13, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle didn't have to be very good to win me over. I'm a huge Indy fan. I'm thrilled that it turned out to be a fantastic game.
