Jordan ✨
@cravennn.bsky.social
📍 somewhere outside in the shade
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Something about the number 9 and 2025… a bit of growth and learning.
Something about 1 and 2026… a bit of manifestation and new beginnings.
This is the skeet.
Something about 1 and 2026… a bit of manifestation and new beginnings.
This is the skeet.
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Something about the number 9 and 2025… a bit of growth and learning.
Something about 1 and 2026… a bit of manifestation and new beginnings.
This is the skeet.
Something about 1 and 2026… a bit of manifestation and new beginnings.
This is the skeet.
I re-did this lava lamp for my secret Santa gift this year ✨ 🖤
Very happy with the results. And I wanna keep it. 😅
Very happy with the results. And I wanna keep it. 😅
December 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I re-did this lava lamp for my secret Santa gift this year ✨ 🖤
Very happy with the results. And I wanna keep it. 😅
Very happy with the results. And I wanna keep it. 😅
Having a lil menty b on Xmas-eve feels unsurprisingly on brand for me. 🎄😅👀
a man in a suit and tie is saying " oh my god i am part of the problem "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " oh my god i am part of the problem "
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December 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Having a lil menty b on Xmas-eve feels unsurprisingly on brand for me. 🎄😅👀
GM to the gays, theys and slays in my phone
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
GM to the gays, theys and slays in my phone
This is now officially a Nicki Minaj hate account.
a close up of a woman 's face with pink hair and pink lipstick
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with pink hair and pink lipstick
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December 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is now officially a Nicki Minaj hate account.
This ginger is bread.
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This ginger is bread.
Can confirm. This is every non-IC in corporate America.
Southwest CEO is in the news talking about blocking his calendar so he can do actual work instead of meetings and then he described his "actual work" and it's just different meetings
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Can confirm. This is every non-IC in corporate America.
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for the attention
Why are you gay?
December 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
for the attention
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I’ve romanticized the PNW how-hoa since reading Twi****t in HS, but… I miss the sunshine. 🌧️🥲#nonoilovetheraintho
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I’ve romanticized the PNW how-hoa since reading Twi****t in HS, but… I miss the sunshine. 🌧️🥲#nonoilovetheraintho
Gonna tell a bigot fcf stands for Fellow Christian Friday.
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Gonna tell a bigot fcf stands for Fellow Christian Friday.
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if you send me another LinkedIn Games email, i will curse your family five generations hence
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
if you send me another LinkedIn Games email, i will curse your family five generations hence
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Seriously though, fuck Spotify
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Seriously though, fuck Spotify
Gonna call it. Christmas is cancelled for all this year bc our 1 year old chaotic cat has never seen a Xmas tree and we absolutely cannot take the risk. Sorry folks.
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Gonna call it. Christmas is cancelled for all this year bc our 1 year old chaotic cat has never seen a Xmas tree and we absolutely cannot take the risk. Sorry folks.
Sunlight & shower humidity = happy plants 🌱
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Sunlight & shower humidity = happy plants 🌱
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The views have been spectacular
October 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The views have been spectacular
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It took a while but I think we found the largest pumpkin at the patch
October 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It took a while but I think we found the largest pumpkin at the patch
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TEN WHOLE YEARS with the best partner I could ask for ❤️ here’s to many more decades with you @cravennn.bsky.social
September 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Summer has been pretty nice
August 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Summer has been pretty nice
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If you see me having fun today I want to be very clear that it has nothing to do with this fuck ass country
July 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you see me having fun today I want to be very clear that it has nothing to do with this fuck ass country