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brett craycraft
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i won’t get any older now that angels want to wear my red shoes
Not hopeless I just have standards
January 20, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I hate the democrats I like at this point
January 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
An unreasonable burden frankly
January 19, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Sinkwich sounds like something you get a tshirt for eating in a half hour
January 18, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Deal
January 18, 2026 at 8:12 PM
*too (fuck)
January 18, 2026 at 6:03 PM
The one I remember most was about intention and knowledge and essentially boiled down to “you see the president is to batshit crazy stupid to be lying about this”
January 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
God I remember the pretzels they twisted themselves into around all the various factors that would or would not qualify a statement as a lie.
January 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Big One Other Thing has way too much power…
January 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
This one keeps popping up and I can’t get enough of it

youtu.be/-L7IdUqaZxo
David Byrne and Brian Eno - Strange Overtones
YouTube video by Ricardo Laguna
youtu.be
January 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Arrest his ass now
January 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM