brett craycraft
@craycraftbrett.bsky.social
i won’t get any older now that angels want to wear my red shoes
Tried my hand at braised short ribs this year…
December 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Tried my hand at braised short ribs this year…
Big day for these guys…
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Big day for these guys…
Gotta agree w the star man… let all the children boogie
December 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Gotta agree w the star man… let all the children boogie
Just got home w all the shit for dinner tomorrow so all that’s left now is to spark some of that good longbottom leaf and get the lotr marathon started…
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Just got home w all the shit for dinner tomorrow so all that’s left now is to spark some of that good longbottom leaf and get the lotr marathon started…
Piling more and more weed into a cashed bowl as a geology experiment…
December 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Piling more and more weed into a cashed bowl as a geology experiment…
God this shit sucks
#GVerse What a lovely tribute! #RobReiner Incredibly powerful and moving!
December 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
God this shit sucks
Wait so the we don’t need gun control guy got shot in a tent that said “prove me wrong”??
Among the attractions at the Turning Point USA (TPUSA) conference being held in Phoenix, Arizona this weekend is an opportunity for attendees to get their picture taken in front of a re-creation of the tent where founder Charlie Kirk was murdered.
Tent where Charlie Kirk was murdered recreated at Turning Point convention — for selfies
Among the attractions at the Turning Point USA (TPUSA) conference being held in Phoenix, Arizona this weekend is an opportunity for attendees to get their picture taken in front of a re-creation of the tent where founder Charlie Kirk was murdered.The four-day event, called "America Fest" is the firs...
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Wait so the we don’t need gun control guy got shot in a tent that said “prove me wrong”??
I agree w Oz here there’s no way the balls should be extra
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I agree w Oz here there’s no way the balls should be extra
Man the cheese I just grilled…
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Man the cheese I just grilled…
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Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow
chicagoshovels.org
chicagoshovels.org
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow
chicagoshovels.org
chicagoshovels.org
On the one hand kids are a wonderful life altering miracle… on the other hand i think I’m gonna watch Troy tn
December 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
On the one hand kids are a wonderful life altering miracle… on the other hand i think I’m gonna watch Troy tn
Honestly a little jealous of someone discovering tater tots for the first time
Just had a customer ask our server what a tater tot is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Honestly a little jealous of someone discovering tater tots for the first time
Oh my god I’m begging you to fuck off
All signs point to the former vice president preparing to enter the 2028 presidential race.
Harris Lays Groundwork for 2028 Run With Damning New Message
The former vice president has crafted a new message as she lays the groundwork for another shot at the White House.
trib.al
December 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Oh my god I’m begging you to fuck off
Me to everyone making fun of toad in the replies
December 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Me to everyone making fun of toad in the replies
This was a solved problem.
More than 250 people who were exposed to measles, including dozens of unvaccinated school-aged children, are quarantining in South Carolina as the state wrestles to contain an outbreak that has sickened more than 110 people.
Hundreds Quarantined in South Carolina as Measles Outbreak Shows No Sign of Slowing
The outbreak shows no signs of slowing, likely because of the affected area’s “lower-than-hoped-for vaccination coverage,” a state health official said.
nyti.ms
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This was a solved problem.
No I don’t really think I need to watch this video to the end thanks
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
No I don’t really think I need to watch this video to the end thanks
Morning after having chipotle for dinner:
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Morning after having chipotle for dinner:
You see it’s called The Pitt because it takes place in Pittsburgh
December 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
You see it’s called The Pitt because it takes place in Pittsburgh
Sometimes you Max the Brosmer… sometimes the Brosmer Maxes you…
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sometimes you Max the Brosmer… sometimes the Brosmer Maxes you…
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Some tech type angry about ayyyy-eiii detractors is the main character today & just, what do you even want from the rest of us? You won. You have a total stranglehold on financial markets. You're eating education, publishing, the arts & the electrical grid alive. You don't get kisses on top of that.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some tech type angry about ayyyy-eiii detractors is the main character today & just, what do you even want from the rest of us? You won. You have a total stranglehold on financial markets. You're eating education, publishing, the arts & the electrical grid alive. You don't get kisses on top of that.
There’s a guy in instagram who does side by side videos of the guitar parts for Guns N’ Roses songs and I gotta apologize to Izzy Stradlin… I was not familiar w your game.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
There’s a guy in instagram who does side by side videos of the guitar parts for Guns N’ Roses songs and I gotta apologize to Izzy Stradlin… I was not familiar w your game.
Superbad spinoff about officers Slater and Michael’s
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Superbad spinoff about officers Slater and Michael’s
What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville?
What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville?
I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me, Charlie Brown.
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me, Charlie Brown.
Dream blunt rotation
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Dream blunt rotation