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My consolation is that people have to call milk “Normal Milk” now
The cold menu at the coffee shop it says vegan milk. It shows oat coconut and Sawyer is all costing 50p extra.
February 4, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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My youtube algo really wants me to hate Starfleet Academy. But I don't, it's fine! Can't make me!
A screenshot of a Youtube video - "STARFLEET ACADEMY Is Absolute Garbage!" from channel Thorias Unlimited. 43k views - 2 days ago. The image says 'WHO IS THIS FOR?!' A screenshot of a Youtube video - ""THESE WRITERS ARE F***IN' INFANTS!" - Rovert Meyer Burnett SPITTIN' FIRE &..." from channel Nerdrotic Daily. 241k views - 4 days ago. The image says 'NOPE! NOT MY STAR TREK!' and has a photo a very smug looking youtube guy on it. A screenshot of a Youtube video - "How Star Trek: Starfleet Academy Betrays the Next Generataion" from channel Second Wind 60k views - 2 days ago. The image says 'WHO IS THIS FOR?' on the Starfleet Academy promo art of the characters lying in a field A screenshot of a Youtube video - "Everyone Hates Starfleet Academy - It gets Worse" from channel Nerdrotic 1m views - 3 days ago. The image says 'REVIEW!' with an AI video of a starship with 'U-HAUL' logos pasted onto it, and a youtube person making a dumb cross-eyed face and looking like a right bellend
January 30, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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Anthropic study outcome:
By not learning anything, people don't learn anything
Screenshot of some text: AI assistance produces significant productivity gains across professional domains, particularly for novice workers. Yet how this assistance affects the development of skills required to effectively supervise AI remains unclear. Novice workers who rely heavily on AI to complete unfamiliar tasks may compromise their own skill acquisition in the process. We conduct randomized experiments to study how developers gained mastery of a new asynchronous programming library with and without the assistance of AI. We find that AI use impairs conceptual understanding, code reading, and debugging abilities, without delivering significant efficiency gains on average. Participants who fully delegated coding tasks showed some productivity improvements, but at the cost of learning the library. We identify six distinct AI interaction patterns, three of which involve cognitive engagement and preserve learning outcomes even when participants receive AI assistance. Our findings suggest that AI-enhanced productivity is not a shortcut to competence and AI assistance should be carefully adopted into workflows to preserve skill formation -- particularly in safety-critical domains.
January 30, 2026 at 10:27 AM
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Normal Leasehold business
A photo of a piece of paper on a noticeboard which shows a table. At the top, it says “Your property manager will be on site on these upcoming dates” Then the Rose of the table each of the months, no dates are filled in.
January 27, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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What’s up?
What’s up? What’s up?
January 24, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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What’s up?
What’s up?
January 24, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Amazon is such a shithole. Even trying to buy an HDMI cable, it's nothing buy dodgy fake companies selling highly rated products with obviously AI written reviews.
Denys Varava writes in his 5 star review of product "Outstanding Picture Quality and Speed – Truly Future-Proof" The UGREEN HDMI 2.1 Cable delivers exceptional performance, particularly for gaming and high-definition video playback. The high bandwidth of 48Gbps ensures that there is no lag or stuttering, even at the highest resolutions and refresh rates. The support for HDR and Dolby Vision enhances the color and contrast, providing a more vibrant and lifelike picture. Build Quality The cable is well-constructed with durable materials that ensure longevity and reliability. The connectors are gold-plated, which helps to prevent corrosion and ensures a stable connection. The 5-meter length is convenient for most setups, providing flexibility without compromising on signal quality. Pros High Resolution and Refresh Rate Support: Perfect for gaming and high-definition video. Wide Compatibility: Works with a variety of devices. Enhanced Audio and Video: eARC, HDR, Dolby Atmos, and Dolby Vision support. Durable Build: High-quality materials and construction. Cons Length: While 5 meters is sufficient for most setups, it may be too long or too short for some specific needs. Conclusion The UGREEN HDMI 2.1 Cable is an excellent choice for anyone looking to upgrade their home entertainment or gaming setup. Its support for the latest video and audio standards ensures that you get the best possible experience from your devices. While it may be a bit pricier than other HDMI cables, the performance and build quality make it a worthwhile investment. Overall, I highly recommend the UGREEN HDMI 2.1 Cable for its outstanding performance, durability, and compatibility. Whether you're a gamer, a movie buff, or a professional, this cable will meet and exceed your expectations. Paul writes in his 5 star Amazon review of product "Outstanding Picture Quality and Speed – Truly Future-Proof": The UGREEN HDMI 2.1 Cable (2M) is absolutely top-notch in both build and performance. It delivers crystal-clear 4K and 8K resolution with smooth refresh rates—perfect for gaming on PS5, Xbox Series S, or high-end PCs. I noticed an immediate improvement in image clarity, colour depth, and sound quality compared to my older HDMI cables. It handles 144Hz and even up to 240Hz effortlessly, making it ideal for serious gamers and home theatre enthusiasts alike. The construction is premium, with a thick braided outer layer and solid connectors that fit snugly. The 48Gbps bandwidth and full support for HDR, Dolby Vision, eARC, and HDCP 2.3 ensure compatibility with the latest devices and sound systems. At 2 metres, it’s a convenient length that offers flexibility without signal loss. Pros: • Stunning 8K and 4K video quality with high refresh rates • Robust 48Gbps bandwidth for smooth, lag-free performance • Premium braided cable and secure connectors • Full compatibility with Dolby Atmos, Vision, and eARC Cons: • Slightly thicker than standard cables, but worth it for durability Overall: 5/5 – A high-performance HDMI cable that delivers flawless visuals and audio. Perfect for anyone wanting the best possible experience from their console, TV, or PC setup. Read less 4 people found this helpful
January 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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(Rewatching the DHMIS TV Songs)
🎵There's so much we don't understand🎵
🎵Like who really built the pyramids🎵
"People!"
An orange claymation pyramid with a happy face under a purple claymation sky.
December 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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The sales seem more honest these days
A photo of a information stand for a Sony TV. It shows a small black price £329 which is crossed out. A much bigger price £569 is shown in red
December 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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BBC Sherlock has a lot to answer for
A photo of a screenshot of a video game. You can see a man’s chin and upper shoulder area he is wearing a black leather jacket and a blue T-shirt. In the middle of the screen there is a prompt to press X to “Mind Palace”. For those interested the video game is twin mirror on PlayStation.
December 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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For some reason everyone ends thinking the building on the right is the Bank of England. It’s just a fancy mall with a Fortnum & Mason and a Tiffany in. The one on the left is the bank.
A screenshot of the BBC website. It shows a article with the headline Bank of England expected to cut interest rate rates. There is a photo which shows the royal exchange on the right and the Bank of England in the background on the left.
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Step 362:
Ponder the LEGO Technic, Plate 1 x 5 with Smooth Ends, 4 Studs and Center Axle Hole, Blue
A photo of a Lego instructions manual. It shows step 362 which is just a blue Technic, Plate 1 x 5 with Smooth Ends, 4 Studs and Center Axle Hole sitting in its own. Step 363 had involves yellow and black pieces
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Assorted December sunrises
A photo of a sunrise. At the bottom of the photo is a dark horizon with some silhouetted trees on the left. The sky is a gradient from dark blue through pink orange and yellow at the Very horizon. The are some pink highlighted clouds. A photo of a misty morning. A hint of blue sky at the top of the photo forms a gradient into white and slightly yellow sunlit mist above a bank of fig. Black silhouette trees are enveloped in fog. A photo of a sunrise. The Sun peaks over a dark horizon. A burst of orange surrounds the Sun. At the top of the photo you can see some hints of blue sky between yellow/orange illuminated clouds.
December 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Didn’t they teach paragraphs at Quantico Scully?
Dana Scully typing on a CRT monitor computer. The text has no paragraph breaks, just one big wall.
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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In the ticket description write a list of the Functional and Non-Functional smoothies
A photo of a shop sign on glad. It lists “Functional smoothies”. The shop says “eleva”, which is cut off of “elevate”
October 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Lunchtime tree walk
A photo of light filtering through a sycamore tree. The leaves are yellow and orange. A park is visible at the bottom in the background with a crescent of houses. A photo of a bridge over the river pink. on both sides of the river are weeping Willow trees blue sky is visible at the top and reflected in the water. A photo of 2 maple trees. On both the trees half of the leaves have turned a dark red the rest being still green.
October 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Not sure star wars should have wicker
A cropped screenshot of Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 2. The character Visas stands holding an activated purple lightsaber in a dark grey/red Sith tomb. In front of her are 3 wicker baskets. One of them is targeted and labelled as 'WICKER BIN'
October 6, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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This Tesla vs Waymo videos is taking us back to the 1890s
A screenshot of YouTube. The video is called Tesla versus WayMo explained. It shows a black-and-white picture of an old-time lightbulb illuminated. The subtitle says “ in the 1980s everything was stacked in Edison’s favour.”
October 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Normal occurrences in Paternoster Square
A photo of an inflatable pink worm with human teeth, sitting in the middle of an urban plaza. The worm is big enough for an adult to walk into the open mouth of. There are two pieces of railing in front of the worm. A sign on the right railing says: “Paternoster Square Management Limited apologise for any inconvenience caused during your visit to Paternoster Square”
September 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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NowTV: Your home for those blue/yellow type shows. (Also, we can’t decide which of them is our second most favourite)
A photo of the interface for NOW TV. It shows a list of top 10 TV shows today. 1 - rookie 2 - peacemaker 2 - FBI 3 - atomic All four shows have a poster style image where the predominant colours are blue and yellow. Although in atomic case it’s more of a sand orange than yellow.
September 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Every time I leave my flat, I walk down three identical staircases. Sometimes there are four flights, and sometimes just two. You may think it’s probably just related to my mental health at the time. But no, pretty sure it changes for real. Also my neighbours are demonic blob monsters.
A photo of a stairwell. On the right is a staircase leading down into the darkness on the left is a short corridor leading to a door and a flight up that goes above the staircase leading down. There is a dark brown carpet on the corridor and the stairs, the walls are white.
September 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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No promises, grim portal.
A photo of a wooden door inset into a stone wall. The door is surrounded by lighter coloured stone blocks. It has an old round metal door handle and wrought iron metal bar for a hinge. Written on the door at the top in fading white paint is phrase “Commit no nuisance”
September 14, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Reposting this from 2017 to upset a new platform
A photo of a plaza surface. It has a number of paving stones. The ones in the foreground are rectangular. In the background there is a white curved line of stones, with radial white lines of stones heading off the top of the photo. In the centre is a of a manhole cover which cuts into the white curved line. It has two rectangular sections. One of them has been inserted backwards, so the part of the curved white line is on the wrong side.
September 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Assorted sky stuff today
A photo of a rain cloud. Yellow light and rain can be seen at the bottom raining in the distance. A breaking the clouds at the top shows two contrails crossing in an X. there is a church on the horizon. A photo of a bright rainbow developing a church tower on the horizon. There are trees in the fall ground. The sky behind the rainbow is grey. A photo of a grease sky with a double rainbow. There are streaks coming from the rainbow bits are better also missing. There is a tree in the foreground. A photo of a yellow cloud with blue sky above it and a park blow it. A part of a rainbow is coming out of the bottom of the cloud.
August 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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To find the Notting Hill carnival map:
1) Find link on website to take you to
2) instagram story with link embedded in first image that takes you to
3) Another website with a link that takes you to
4) Google Drive
Start your adventure here: nhcarnival.org/maps
An image of a website it says maps at the top. And there’s a link that says Trippin’s official Notting Hill carnival 25’s map click here. Image of Instagram. It says nothing Hill carnival map powered by tripping via the link below download the map here there is an image of the map on an iPhone in the middle. An image of the trippin website. It has links to Notting Hill Carnival map in Google Maps download illustrated map works off-line. Map FAQs An image of Google Drive it shows full map.JPEG, modified 21 August 2025
August 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM