Dk
crazegewd.bsky.social
Dk
@crazegewd.bsky.social
I post about kinky stuff a lot, so minors DNI.

Father, Husband, Dom, lover of moths. Follow me for dad jokes, queer jokes, kink jokes, and probably some nails and crafts too.

I play a doctor online
Well I'm a huge fan of this guy
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Tempting fate:
I have 2 araxyte tasks (one stored), if I get the pet within the ~350 kc I have remaining I'll raffle off a bond

I'll do anything for RNG's favor at this point
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
New boots who dis?
Also yet another screenshot ruined by the idle notification green flash
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Reject the false god that is penetration: sex is something you do with your teeth
December 19, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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#SaveSpeech

with Black Friday being this Friday the 28th, this is the time to maximize the impact we can have via call campaigns

If you plan to participate in this call campaign, imo you should heavily prioritize calling Visa/MC as heavily as possible between the 27th and the 1st of dec
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Let he who has not done a 9/11 throw the first stone
FUN FACT: I did a 9/11
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
How magic logs be feeling after sailing just because they can't be made into planks

#osrs
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ayyy took me till level 55 to finally find it but we can finally tele to The Pandemonium
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"Captain, I see something to the north!"

And its just the literal wind. My man literally saw a breeze and just HAD to let me know about it. #osrs
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Absolutely incredible reference spotted in #osrs
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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i figured i should make a post about this since its kind of important and i wanted to get the word out
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Absolutely incredible reference spotted in #osrs
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Expect a good amount of #osrs posting from me for a hot minute

Sailing has got me fully back on my bullshit
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Instead of being on topic, decided to draw a dt2 bosses poster

#osrs #2007scape #runescape #oldschoolrunescape
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"We're tuning in now to our helicopter over Musa Point, it seems there's been a... yes we've confirmed a two hundred and fifty six boat pile-up in the Karamja Canal.

More to come."

#osrs
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Got into the mood early by getting drunk last night
(hope to catch some of you out there on the seas)
#osrs
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I love that at some point game devs all just agreed that hot springs heal you.

Got a game where only food heals you? Actually its food AND hot springs.

Only magic can heal? Magic AND hot springs.
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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soft dogs create soft text

soft text create bottom dogs

bottom dogs create top text

top text create soft dogs

~ancient internet proverb
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My masterpiece
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Oh!Great every time he gets to draw some fuckin gears:
October 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Shoes and pants ALL the way off ✅️

Squatty Potty™️ equipped ✅️

Taking care of business tonight
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"Jack frost nutting on your nose" is that anything?
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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*monkey paw curls* the drop tables swap and the emberlight in your bank is suspiciously yellow and curved
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Me convincing your girl to peg you:
October 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
To the general type of person I want to be friends with: like a 7

To the people I want nothing to do with: 2 or 3

Sincerely: a white Norse pagan that shaves his head
(I swear I'm a good person)
October 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM