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he/him, bi

jort jester

Trans Rights Matter, Black Lives Matter, ACAB; fix your hearts or die

in this house we use ALT text for our images

i love you
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this is me, btw, if u even care
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December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Whois Query is it Anyway?

Where the domains are made up and the owners don't matter
December 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
social media where you only get 2 "dunk tokens" per day. you can only dunk 2 posts every 24 hours. but if you say nice things about 100 posts you can earn another dunk token, as a little treat
December 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
evil jeff foxworthy stand-up routine be like:
if you take hormones to change your sex characteristics you might be transgender
December 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
just watched Baby Driver for the first time. doesn't drive a single baby through the whole thing. isn't even a baby himself. this movie is horseshit
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Idiocracy and Clerks 3, say, are more serious works of film than Battleship Potemkin
Q-Up and Candy Crush, say, are more serious works of game than Horses (which seems fine and even innocuous!) or whatever embarrassing anime RPG trash is on Steam or Nintendo EShop.
December 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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charlie kirk checking twitter one last time before going directly to hell
September 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
*Nero fiddles so hard his instrument bursts into flames*
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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barney's hide & seek game, magazine screenshot & caption, genesis, mega play, magazine (1993) archive.org/details/mega...
September 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
37 minutes into "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and i feel duped. tricked. conned. they haven't massacred a single chainsaw yet. haven't even roughed one up a little. this is horseshit
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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when a trans person exists in a video game
November 17, 2024 at 8:20 AM
fall leaves? yeah, it's called winter, dumbass
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
somebody toucha my spaget. haha. remember that one. i love memes
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"erotica" is so old hat

"mommy porn" is too vulgar, crass

why don't we try... "friction fiction"
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
*me at my very 90's computer in a very 90's time period on a Usenet forum*

"Gore Vidal Sassoon

is this anything?"
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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LSD
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
love it when the timeline aligns
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
hating on apple pie is one thing, but key lime? what's the matter Pecanboy, afraid you might taste something?

and pecan pie? more like "pee-can slide down my throat before i'd eat this garbage." Pecans are nuts that taste like sawdust. hard pass
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
hotpot ramen hunters

is this anything
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Ari Chron's Disease
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Baja Blastrogen.
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM