UnknownStory
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he/him, bi
jort jester
Trans Rights Matter, Black Lives Matter, ACAB; fix your hearts or die
in this house we use ALT text for our images
i love you
jort jester
Trans Rights Matter, Black Lives Matter, ACAB; fix your hearts or die
in this house we use ALT text for our images
i love you
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Whois Query is it Anyway?
Where the domains are made up and the owners don't matter
Where the domains are made up and the owners don't matter
December 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Whois Query is it Anyway?
Where the domains are made up and the owners don't matter
Where the domains are made up and the owners don't matter
social media where you only get 2 "dunk tokens" per day. you can only dunk 2 posts every 24 hours. but if you say nice things about 100 posts you can earn another dunk token, as a little treat
December 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
social media where you only get 2 "dunk tokens" per day. you can only dunk 2 posts every 24 hours. but if you say nice things about 100 posts you can earn another dunk token, as a little treat
evil jeff foxworthy stand-up routine be like:
if you take hormones to change your sex characteristics you might be transgender
December 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
evil jeff foxworthy stand-up routine be like:
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just watched Baby Driver for the first time. doesn't drive a single baby through the whole thing. isn't even a baby himself. this movie is horseshit
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
just watched Baby Driver for the first time. doesn't drive a single baby through the whole thing. isn't even a baby himself. this movie is horseshit
Idiocracy and Clerks 3, say, are more serious works of film than Battleship Potemkin
Q-Up and Candy Crush, say, are more serious works of game than Horses (which seems fine and even innocuous!) or whatever embarrassing anime RPG trash is on Steam or Nintendo EShop.
December 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Idiocracy and Clerks 3, say, are more serious works of film than Battleship Potemkin
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charlie kirk checking twitter one last time before going directly to hell
September 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
charlie kirk checking twitter one last time before going directly to hell
*Nero fiddles so hard his instrument bursts into flames*
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
*Nero fiddles so hard his instrument bursts into flames*
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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barney's hide & seek game, magazine screenshot & caption, genesis, mega play, magazine (1993) archive.org/details/mega...
September 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
barney's hide & seek game, magazine screenshot & caption, genesis, mega play, magazine (1993) archive.org/details/mega...
37 minutes into "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and i feel duped. tricked. conned. they haven't massacred a single chainsaw yet. haven't even roughed one up a little. this is horseshit
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
37 minutes into "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and i feel duped. tricked. conned. they haven't massacred a single chainsaw yet. haven't even roughed one up a little. this is horseshit
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when a trans person exists in a video game
November 17, 2024 at 8:20 AM
when a trans person exists in a video game
fall leaves? yeah, it's called winter, dumbass
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
fall leaves? yeah, it's called winter, dumbass
somebody toucha my spaget. haha. remember that one. i love memes
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
somebody toucha my spaget. haha. remember that one. i love memes
"erotica" is so old hat
"mommy porn" is too vulgar, crass
why don't we try... "friction fiction"
"mommy porn" is too vulgar, crass
why don't we try... "friction fiction"
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
"erotica" is so old hat
"mommy porn" is too vulgar, crass
why don't we try... "friction fiction"
"mommy porn" is too vulgar, crass
why don't we try... "friction fiction"
*me at my very 90's computer in a very 90's time period on a Usenet forum*
"Gore Vidal Sassoon
is this anything?"
"Gore Vidal Sassoon
is this anything?"
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
*me at my very 90's computer in a very 90's time period on a Usenet forum*
"Gore Vidal Sassoon
is this anything?"
"Gore Vidal Sassoon
is this anything?"
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love it when the timeline aligns
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
love it when the timeline aligns
hating on apple pie is one thing, but key lime? what's the matter Pecanboy, afraid you might taste something?
and pecan pie? more like "pee-can slide down my throat before i'd eat this garbage." Pecans are nuts that taste like sawdust. hard pass
and pecan pie? more like "pee-can slide down my throat before i'd eat this garbage." Pecans are nuts that taste like sawdust. hard pass
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
hating on apple pie is one thing, but key lime? what's the matter Pecanboy, afraid you might taste something?
and pecan pie? more like "pee-can slide down my throat before i'd eat this garbage." Pecans are nuts that taste like sawdust. hard pass
and pecan pie? more like "pee-can slide down my throat before i'd eat this garbage." Pecans are nuts that taste like sawdust. hard pass
god forbid women do anything
Man divorces wife after she puts him in debt sending $94,000 to male streamer - Dexerto
A man in China has filed for divorce after learning his wife blew their life savings on a male streamer, leaving the family deep in debt.
www.dexerto.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
god forbid women do anything
hotpot ramen hunters
is this anything
is this anything
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
hotpot ramen hunters
is this anything
is this anything
Ari Chron's Disease
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ari Chron's Disease
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Baja Blastrogen.
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Baja Blastrogen.