We really need a ‘thanks I hate it’ button on this site

Slipped in the shower and split my knee open on the faucet apparatus. Managed to slow the bleeding with a washcloth. Hobbled naked into the bedroom to wake my husband to take me to get stitches. When we got back I realized it looked like we murdered someone in the bathroom. So much blood.

I’ve met a fair number of dudes at dog parks who are like “yes, my dog is one-eighth mighty Alaskan gray wolf” and I’ve nodded politely at what is very clearly a Labradoodle.

🥰

I suffered through the first one at the recommendation of someone I will never trust for movie recommendations again. Still recovering ❤️‍🩹

He’s already perfected the overly patient look people get when someone is constantly taking their picture ❤️

They look so happy 🥰

And look at cats 🐱

Unless it is a dirty diaper maybe

He does look like he might have a teeny tiny sniper rifle next to him

It’s like watching a pair of fluffy snow pants running away

Glamour shot ❤️

Baby!

Telephony - which I didn’t even know was a word until I started working across the aisle from our campus phone specialists and then I promptly mispronounced it for a while before someone finally corrected me 🙂

Feet are in