My Linux laptop is named "Grandma" because every time it goes to sleep there's a terrific chance it's never gonna wake up again.

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social can I be your friend?

If TV Networks really want to make it interesting, they should mic up some random dude at the bar watching the game

really rough final five minutes. learn from it and move on

No brakes, all gas! But now, of course, I'm a Valkyries fan!

I love the Charlie Brown Christmas special. There's an eerie loneliness that hangs over the whole thing. The music, Charlie Brown's depression, the dying little tree, the flatness of the children's voices, the inevitability of death. A Christmas masterpiece.

If civil war breaks out, meet me at the library.

Hello, Bluesky. I'm new here. I live in Iowa. I want to move to Canada. 😂