My (the only person at the table with any french at all) favourite was ordering lunch for 12 of us with a stone-faced waitress who made me repeat things several times. Then when she brings the drinks says "here you go, enjoy" with a perfect English accent. Turns out she goes to uni in Southampton.

I've just read a thread of women replying saying yeah, he was 11, he was 13, he was 12, he was 14, the *first* time they got sexually assaulted at school. There are /so/ many things wrong with what she said.

Is that Victoria Wood

I would pay to be trapped in a broken lift with Johnson. He might not enjoy the experience tho

I am hearing that the dog ate it so

It's leverage for this. Starmer backs down on the deal and the BBC lawsuit magically disappears

Not only did he love seeing the animals, it gave us his greatest tweet of all time

Does it work for scotch eggs

Narrator - "But it was not, in fact, weird..."

If you do find out what Lord Sewell was in fact watching, can you let us know cos I would watch the shit out of that

Well, we've already seen that they will let anyone in, no matter how morally dodgy, and that goes for Reform as well.