They put crimes all over the damn grocery store.

I probably can have unlimited sufganiyot, but I don’t usually make them most years. I am going to make a batch of mandazi, which are shallow fried and I enjoy cold. Maybe I will fill them with jam too.

East African cardamom fried dough things. You make them with coconut milk, so inherently pareve, and also cardamom.

I did just realize that it’s worth making sure I have a can of properly runny coconut milk so that I can make mandazi. I like them fine cold.

OOOH, I can have mandazi once they cool down. I really like mandazi.

Applesauce is also specifically mentioned.

But I want my fried crunchy/soft potato pancakes dammit.

Oh, I’m gonna clear out the period care aisle for the food bank if we don’t spend it on us.

Today was “elective oral surgery that insurance wasn’t going to touch plus credit card fees” day. And I’ve been getting all our meds at the grocery store pharmacy which is pricier.

He says to keep to the regimen for a week. Thankfully my care doc says I only need to fully restrict 2-3 days & if the site is healing well I get to eat real food.

We are unlikely to be having the usual gamut of food that ranges from fried dumplings to falafel this year, but there will be latkes.

Soft, cold-lukewarm food. DURING FRIED CRUNCHY FOOD WEEK.

I asked the surgeon if I was allowed to have latkes. “Those are soft?” “Well, on the inside…” “No. What’s the soft one, matzah balls. You can have those.” I looked at him and said through the gauze “in lukewarm chicken soup? No.”

This cash will evaporate on 12/31, so we’re doing our best to spend it. This means I got the weird irritated spot on the roof of my mouth removed (technically it was a biopsy, but the whole problem child is gone) this morning.

It is חנוכה. What are my care instructions?

I am, as Moist von Lipwig, allergic to the concept of two six o clocks in one day.

That is against the laws of man and nature