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@crillybystal.bsky.social
Being on a new social media platform is the best thing that ever happened to me
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People don’t like that I’ve been cloning myself. Oh, so now eugenics is cool as long as it’s about just more of me?
June 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
People don’t like that I’ve been cloning myself. Oh, so now eugenics is cool as long as it’s about just more of me?
Holy shit I’m the new pope. Didn’t even know I was up for it. I’m gonna be pope Goku
April 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Holy shit I’m the new pope. Didn’t even know I was up for it. I’m gonna be pope Goku
My boss reacted to an anecdote in which me reading a book in German was a plot point. She was like “you read a whole book in German??”
This woman knows what my major was. What did she think we did all day? Learn the colors and the numbers?
This woman knows what my major was. What did she think we did all day? Learn the colors and the numbers?
Tv interviewer: so, you say your undergraduate degree is in… German? Do you regret that?
Me: you seem to have supple skin. Very very supple skin
Me: you seem to have supple skin. Very very supple skin
March 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My boss reacted to an anecdote in which me reading a book in German was a plot point. She was like “you read a whole book in German??”
This woman knows what my major was. What did she think we did all day? Learn the colors and the numbers?
This woman knows what my major was. What did she think we did all day? Learn the colors and the numbers?
Nothing is happening right now on X, the everything app
March 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Nothing is happening right now on X, the everything app
Let’s stir some shit up. If you can’t walk on the escalator don’t take the escalator
February 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Let’s stir some shit up. If you can’t walk on the escalator don’t take the escalator
Tv interviewer: so, you say your undergraduate degree is in… German? Do you regret that?
Me: you seem to have supple skin. Very very supple skin
Me: you seem to have supple skin. Very very supple skin
February 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Tv interviewer: so, you say your undergraduate degree is in… German? Do you regret that?
Me: you seem to have supple skin. Very very supple skin
Me: you seem to have supple skin. Very very supple skin
I got banned from Twitter for saying I killed someone who died before I was born. Could the cops do anything if I cop to a murder from forever ago? Fuck it, DB Cooper came to my home and asked for help. I strangled him and buried his body
This will be a fun experiment
This will be a fun experiment
February 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I got banned from Twitter for saying I killed someone who died before I was born. Could the cops do anything if I cop to a murder from forever ago? Fuck it, DB Cooper came to my home and asked for help. I strangled him and buried his body
This will be a fun experiment
This will be a fun experiment
Boss told me that English couldn’t be beautiful unless you were Scott Fitzgerald (sic)
February 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Boss told me that English couldn’t be beautiful unless you were Scott Fitzgerald (sic)
I cannot make any tweets on x, the everything platform for a fuckin week because I told a mufo to eat ice cream with a knife instead of chopsticks (as was pictured in his post)
January 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I cannot make any tweets on x, the everything platform for a fuckin week because I told a mufo to eat ice cream with a knife instead of chopsticks (as was pictured in his post)
Several years ago I was in a group chat with an underage kid. He’s a teacher now. Time flies. We’re still in the chat
December 23, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Several years ago I was in a group chat with an underage kid. He’s a teacher now. Time flies. We’re still in the chat
Yo dude, hold on! I don’t want you to eat your hat. I’m pretty sure you’re wrong and I’m right but that’s an insane thing to put on the line. Just buy me a coffee or a beer, depending on the time of day
November 30, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Yo dude, hold on! I don’t want you to eat your hat. I’m pretty sure you’re wrong and I’m right but that’s an insane thing to put on the line. Just buy me a coffee or a beer, depending on the time of day
I’ve got it made in the shade now
@crillybystal.bsky.social I'm coming to Vegas 12/20-26. I need a date to dinner at Wolfgang Puck and then Cirque du Soleil Ka at MGM. No strings. I'm paying everything. Interested?
November 25, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I’ve got it made in the shade now
Teens etc.
Phones allow teens etc. to stay connected. They foster a community. They allow coordination of activities. They allow access to school work, references, important resources, support and help and guidance from experienced and informed individuals and groups. All good stuff, for teens.
5/15
5/15
November 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Teens etc.
Woof! My armpit smells like a PUSSY
November 22, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Woof! My armpit smells like a PUSSY
Twitter is noticeably worse even like in the last work week
November 15, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Twitter is noticeably worse even like in the last work week
It is weird that Joanna Newsom and Andy Samberg are married. It just doesn’t fit in my brain properly
August 31, 2024 at 11:36 PM
It is weird that Joanna Newsom and Andy Samberg are married. It just doesn’t fit in my brain properly
I am gonna fucking kill my enemies eventually, but I’ve been stuck on this one boss for two days and I just can’t get past it. I’m getting closer though
August 31, 2024 at 11:34 PM
I am gonna fucking kill my enemies eventually, but I’ve been stuck on this one boss for two days and I just can’t get past it. I’m getting closer though
I just reached over and pet a blanket because I thought it was a pet and I couldn’t be bothered to look other than peripherally
August 31, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I just reached over and pet a blanket because I thought it was a pet and I couldn’t be bothered to look other than peripherally
Trust that this was not fair. I was riffing with a friend
August 31, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Trust that this was not fair. I was riffing with a friend
Fuck me, right? Show’s cancelled. I bought these damn tickets in december! A day that will live in infamy
August 29, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Fuck me, right? Show’s cancelled. I bought these damn tickets in december! A day that will live in infamy
I’ve been playing another crab’s treasure. Good shit
August 29, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I’ve been playing another crab’s treasure. Good shit
X, formerly known as Twitter, is doing great
August 16, 2024 at 12:13 AM
X, formerly known as Twitter, is doing great
My local record store received TWO copies of The Smile’s new single. I got one
August 3, 2024 at 12:32 AM
My local record store received TWO copies of The Smile’s new single. I got one
Presenting a passport saying I’m from north sentinel island
August 1, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Presenting a passport saying I’m from north sentinel island
Dude would lose his mind
kamala, no
July 27, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Dude would lose his mind