crimebaby.bsky.social
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One time we did legally distinct Buffy and another time we did underground civilization accidentally awakening an eldritch being and another time we did fantasy-ass mysterious woods this game can do it all!!!!
Big news! Today I am proud to launch my FIRST table top role playing game on itch!! I look forward to hearing about your monsters 👹

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Menagerie Esoterica by ch00beh
What is more fearsome than the monsters of our own making?
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October 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Microwaveable heating pad is my best friend
Repost if microwaveable heating pad is your best friend too
May 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Thank you for making this, I'm starting a collection of these.
April 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Period cramps are so rude. Like ok uterus we get it, it's all about you rn 🙄 she's so dramatic
February 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's so endearing to me when people in your life spell like, minor words differently than you

Like yeah / yea / ya or okay / okie / ok / kk

But my favorite is how my best friend spells yay, it's so cute to me and I die every time!!! We are all unique and whimsical creatures!!!
February 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
it's actually so important to get butter all over the ceiling of your microwave every time you melt it it's enrichment for them
February 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me
January 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
To me, being a woman is about making a small pile of your trinkets and fake eyelashes at the end of a night out
January 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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the chiefs are possibly the most annoying football team i've ever seen. i love them
December 9, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Does anyone else feel unduly proud when you put something out on the curb and it's gone super quickly? Like wow....my trash is good, people want it 😌

I got a new desk chair so I put my old one outside, and oddly enough there were 2 other chairs already out there but guess which got taken first!!!
February 21, 2024 at 3:35 AM
In a hell of my own creation (have to pee, just painted my nails)
February 6, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Got a cold for Christmas 😔 took some medicine at my parents' house yesterday and it made me feel kind of insane but I thought "oh yeah DayQuil and the like always make me feel a little unhinged"

However, I looked at the box today and maybe there's another reason
December 28, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Who named New York Penn and Newark Penn and more importantly why
November 20, 2023 at 7:45 PM
It's a beautiful sunny morning so I grabbed some breakfast and coffee and went to sit in the park. This older couple come up to me and are super polite and are like, excuse me miss, we just wanted to say you are, quote "super fly". I'm (briefly) genuinely touched and then they ask for money lol
November 19, 2023 at 4:54 PM
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The House has lost the Mandate of Kevin
October 3, 2023 at 6:44 PM
5 hours of meetings from 10am til 3:30pm. My brain is leaking out my ears.
October 3, 2023 at 7:37 PM
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rise and grind
September 25, 2023 at 2:16 PM
cheeto puffs satisfy the primal urge to eat floral foam, but cheesey
September 22, 2023 at 8:55 PM
are nachos a corn salad
September 8, 2023 at 12:01 AM
if i'm gonna be Online i might as well be here
September 7, 2023 at 10:20 PM