Crime Sprees
@crimesprees.bsky.social
Born and raised hardcore creationist fundamentalist. Trying to atone, apologize, and bring about change by using my fundie knowledge for good.
Conspiracy debunker, specialty in creationist and evangelical conspiracies. Tech knower.
Champion shitposter
Conspiracy debunker, specialty in creationist and evangelical conspiracies. Tech knower.
Champion shitposter
Stockpiling arms
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Stockpiling arms
Featuring a role by esteemed American character actress Margo Martindale!
October 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Featuring a role by esteemed American character actress Margo Martindale!
Who's going to go to jail?
October 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Who's going to go to jail?
Al Pacino has a silly 1900's German American accent and his priest boss with the red hat is Howard from Better Call Saul not even bothering to do a different voice from Better Call Saul and it is very funny I assure you
October 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Al Pacino has a silly 1900's German American accent and his priest boss with the red hat is Howard from Better Call Saul not even bothering to do a different voice from Better Call Saul and it is very funny I assure you
This movie rules the mother superior is played by the mom from Everybody Loves Raymond.
October 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This movie rules the mother superior is played by the mom from Everybody Loves Raymond.
It's October so it's time to watch spooky movies and I picked a movie where they gotta exorcise this demon because it's got a GREAT ASS!
October 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It's October so it's time to watch spooky movies and I picked a movie where they gotta exorcise this demon because it's got a GREAT ASS!
W I D E R
W I D E R
W I D E R
W I D E R
W I D E R
October 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
W I D E R
W I D E R
W I D E R
W I D E R
W I D E R
"What are you going to do? Crown me?"
-Quote from man crowned
-Quote from man crowned
October 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"What are you going to do? Crown me?"
-Quote from man crowned
-Quote from man crowned
My therapist: Markerboard Toad is not real. Markerboard Toad cannot hurt you.
Markerboard Toad:
Markerboard Toad:
October 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My therapist: Markerboard Toad is not real. Markerboard Toad cannot hurt you.
Markerboard Toad:
Markerboard Toad:
Fuckin' told ya.
This is the cycle.
This is the cycle.
September 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Fuckin' told ya.
This is the cycle.
This is the cycle.
Crypto coins letter designators are not centrally regulated. There can be more than one with the same letters. Are you certain this is misinformation because ECM is labeled as "Expose Charlie's Murderers" and the project is 3 days old.
www.solsniffer.com/scanner/EBrM...
www.solsniffer.com/scanner/EBrM...
September 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Crypto coins letter designators are not centrally regulated. There can be more than one with the same letters. Are you certain this is misinformation because ECM is labeled as "Expose Charlie's Murderers" and the project is 3 days old.
www.solsniffer.com/scanner/EBrM...
www.solsniffer.com/scanner/EBrM...
The slav squat ain't the only costume
September 16, 2025 at 6:40 AM
The slav squat ain't the only costume
Will, big fan. Read your book. Trying not be blueAnon. you mention the lack of pepe memes in the article.
He had a penchant for going as memes for Halloween with the squat tracksuit. I saw this picture in the same thread. Is this not real? Is it not pepe?
Like, that's clearly Donald Pepe, right?
He had a penchant for going as memes for Halloween with the squat tracksuit. I saw this picture in the same thread. Is this not real? Is it not pepe?
Like, that's clearly Donald Pepe, right?
September 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Will, big fan. Read your book. Trying not be blueAnon. you mention the lack of pepe memes in the article.
He had a penchant for going as memes for Halloween with the squat tracksuit. I saw this picture in the same thread. Is this not real? Is it not pepe?
Like, that's clearly Donald Pepe, right?
He had a penchant for going as memes for Halloween with the squat tracksuit. I saw this picture in the same thread. Is this not real? Is it not pepe?
Like, that's clearly Donald Pepe, right?
At first it might seem like firing everyone competent and putting podcasters in charge was a bad idea. But once you put your biases aside, try to understand the logic behind it, and look at the results achieved you'll see that actually it was one of the worst goddamned ideas anyone has ever had.
September 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
At first it might seem like firing everyone competent and putting podcasters in charge was a bad idea. But once you put your biases aside, try to understand the logic behind it, and look at the results achieved you'll see that actually it was one of the worst goddamned ideas anyone has ever had.
Let's go Lions Baby! 2025 is the year!
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Let's go Lions Baby! 2025 is the year!
What are cow tools?
August 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
What are cow tools?
I went to the Google reviews for the Tesla Diner to look at their pictures and see what they're saying.
I regret to inform you that this is what they call "biscuit and gravy" and as a white person I would like to formally apologize for what my people have done. This is an abomination. This is sin.
I regret to inform you that this is what they call "biscuit and gravy" and as a white person I would like to formally apologize for what my people have done. This is an abomination. This is sin.
August 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I went to the Google reviews for the Tesla Diner to look at their pictures and see what they're saying.
I regret to inform you that this is what they call "biscuit and gravy" and as a white person I would like to formally apologize for what my people have done. This is an abomination. This is sin.
I regret to inform you that this is what they call "biscuit and gravy" and as a white person I would like to formally apologize for what my people have done. This is an abomination. This is sin.
>Keep DEI out of Zelda!
>Franchise with this character in multiple games plus their own spinoff games.
>Franchise with this character in multiple games plus their own spinoff games.
July 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
>Keep DEI out of Zelda!
>Franchise with this character in multiple games plus their own spinoff games.
>Franchise with this character in multiple games plus their own spinoff games.
I reference probably 10 lines from the YouTube cartoon "Happy Souls" about Dark Souls 2, most often the right down the road sequence.
"Right down the road! Right down the road! Right down... bye bye!"
For the uninitiated, it is a true delight:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kr7...
"Right down the road! Right down the road! Right down... bye bye!"
For the uninitiated, it is a true delight:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kr7...
July 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I reference probably 10 lines from the YouTube cartoon "Happy Souls" about Dark Souls 2, most often the right down the road sequence.
"Right down the road! Right down the road! Right down... bye bye!"
For the uninitiated, it is a true delight:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kr7...
"Right down the road! Right down the road! Right down... bye bye!"
For the uninitiated, it is a true delight:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kr7...
It makes a lot of sense for Rob Schneider to have kinship with Riley Gaines because even at the absolute peak of his career on the cast of SNL he was at best 4th place and his whole modern career is based around the right wing pretending he's a world class talent.
June 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It makes a lot of sense for Rob Schneider to have kinship with Riley Gaines because even at the absolute peak of his career on the cast of SNL he was at best 4th place and his whole modern career is based around the right wing pretending he's a world class talent.
Dammit I'm trying to runs a newspaper here! Get me pictures! Pictures of Walton Goggins!
May 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Dammit I'm trying to runs a newspaper here! Get me pictures! Pictures of Walton Goggins!
Me using my friend's name when the substitution teacher takes roll.
February 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Me using my friend's name when the substitution teacher takes roll.
Hey, nearly all you guys!
February 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hey, nearly all you guys!