Crime Sprees
@crimesprees.bsky.social
Born and raised hardcore creationist fundamentalist. Trying to atone, apologize, and bring about change by using my fundie knowledge for good.
Conspiracy debunker, specialty in creationist and evangelical conspiracies. Tech knower.
Champion shitposter
Conspiracy debunker, specialty in creationist and evangelical conspiracies. Tech knower.
Champion shitposter
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They really stuck the landing on this one.
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
They really stuck the landing on this one.
"We need another hero to take down Dr. Doom! We just don't have the same fighting power on our team ever since Hawkeye left to explore outer space forever without sayimg goodbye!"
Anyone surprised by Renner being a racist creep hasn’t been paying attention.
Jeremy Renner’s Secret Texts And Alleged Threats Spark New Hollywood Scandal
Yi Zhou claims Jeremy Renner sent explicit clips and made threats, sparking what could be one of Hollywood’s most unsettling scandals.
www.yahoo.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"We need another hero to take down Dr. Doom! We just don't have the same fighting power on our team ever since Hawkeye left to explore outer space forever without sayimg goodbye!"
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A lady on TikTok has been calling churches pretending to be a mother with a baby who needs formula and several churches turned her away. But wouldn’t you know that when she called a Mosque (Islamic Center of Charlotte) they immediately said yes.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
Islamic Center of Charlotte in Charlotte NC. Would help feed a starving baby no hesitation 🥰🥰🥰 #fyp #fypシ #fypシ゚viral #testingyourchurch #church #faith #religion #baby #hungrybabytest #viral #viralvid...
TikTok video by Nikalie 🌈
www.tiktok.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A lady on TikTok has been calling churches pretending to be a mother with a baby who needs formula and several churches turned her away. But wouldn’t you know that when she called a Mosque (Islamic Center of Charlotte) they immediately said yes.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
Wake up! (*wake up*)
Grab a brush a brush and put a little make-up!
Make myself a little pumpkin latte!
Is the TV remote on the table?
Call out sick and play a little xbox! (*you wanted to*)
Grab a brush a brush and put a little make-up!
Make myself a little pumpkin latte!
Is the TV remote on the table?
Call out sick and play a little xbox! (*you wanted to*)
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Wake up! (*wake up*)
Grab a brush a brush and put a little make-up!
Make myself a little pumpkin latte!
Is the TV remote on the table?
Call out sick and play a little xbox! (*you wanted to*)
Grab a brush a brush and put a little make-up!
Make myself a little pumpkin latte!
Is the TV remote on the table?
Call out sick and play a little xbox! (*you wanted to*)
The ancients are chanting.
Friday is when the AI bubble bursts.
Friday is when the AI bubble bursts.
So far this week:
Monday: Dick Cheney kicks it
Tuesday: 34-yo Muslim becomes mayor of NYC
Wednesday: Gorsuch raises grave concerns abt Congress abdicating the power to declare war
Thursday: Pelosi announces retirement
Monday: Dick Cheney kicks it
Tuesday: 34-yo Muslim becomes mayor of NYC
Wednesday: Gorsuch raises grave concerns abt Congress abdicating the power to declare war
Thursday: Pelosi announces retirement
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The ancients are chanting.
Friday is when the AI bubble bursts.
Friday is when the AI bubble bursts.
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Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)
Stockpiling arms
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Stockpiling arms
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Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con.
Please.
Please.
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con.
Please.
Please.
It's no longer just messy Fessie. There're a whole messy big brother pantheon.
MJ CALLED MATT OUT FOR BEING ON DATING APPS 24-48 HOURS AFTER THEY BROKE UP OMG ITS GETTING MESSY #BB27
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It's no longer just messy Fessie. There're a whole messy big brother pantheon.
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Far-right pastor Joel Webbon declares that Christian nationalists are allowed to impose their values on everyone "because we're right": "Christians don't have to tolerate degeneracy, and degenerates absolutely must tolerate righteousness or they need to go to jail."
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Far-right pastor Joel Webbon declares that Christian nationalists are allowed to impose their values on everyone "because we're right": "Christians don't have to tolerate degeneracy, and degenerates absolutely must tolerate righteousness or they need to go to jail."
The year is 2045. Sandwich-based terrorism is now common. The US is in a state of permanent martial law due to the collapse of Philadelphia, stronghold of the world's strongest sandwiches. An oppressed populace yearns for freedom. A gyro is born.
apnews.com/article/sand...
apnews.com/article/sand...
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.
apnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The year is 2045. Sandwich-based terrorism is now common. The US is in a state of permanent martial law due to the collapse of Philadelphia, stronghold of the world's strongest sandwiches. An oppressed populace yearns for freedom. A gyro is born.
apnews.com/article/sand...
apnews.com/article/sand...
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A MAGA congresswoman says Republicans lost yesterday because their supporters were so happy that they forgot to vote.
LISA McCLAIN: Voter turnout from Republicans was not high. But I think part of that reason is because Republicans for the most part are happy with what's happening
TAPPER: Using that argument, your voters could be so happy that Democrats retake the House next year
TAPPER: Using that argument, your voters could be so happy that Democrats retake the House next year
November 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A MAGA congresswoman says Republicans lost yesterday because their supporters were so happy that they forgot to vote.
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Can you imagine if Dick Cheney died, a new Brendan Frasier/ Rachel Weisz mummy movie gets announced, AND Alan Dershowitz pulls a Budd Dwyer all on the same day?
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Can you imagine if Dick Cheney died, a new Brendan Frasier/ Rachel Weisz mummy movie gets announced, AND Alan Dershowitz pulls a Budd Dwyer all on the same day?
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Can’t stop laughing at this
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Can’t stop laughing at this
New from Ezra Klein:
"Dick Cheney was practicing the office of vice president the right way."
"Dick Cheney was practicing the office of vice president the right way."
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
New from Ezra Klein:
"Dick Cheney was practicing the office of vice president the right way."
"Dick Cheney was practicing the office of vice president the right way."
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Imagine seeing Dick Fucking Cheney anywhere outside of an iron maiden in Hell and finding something to be nostalgic about? www.welcometohellworld.com/god-will-pun...
God will punish them
I would want to drink their blood
www.welcometohellworld.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Imagine seeing Dick Fucking Cheney anywhere outside of an iron maiden in Hell and finding something to be nostalgic about? www.welcometohellworld.com/god-will-pun...
Don't be dismayed. Dick Cheney's body may be gone, yes, but his spirit lives on in our hearts. Every time a creature gets covered in oil, he's there. Every time some rich executive has a hunting accident, he's there. Every time a missile vaporizes a child, he's there.
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Don't be dismayed. Dick Cheney's body may be gone, yes, but his spirit lives on in our hearts. Every time a creature gets covered in oil, he's there. Every time some rich executive has a hunting accident, he's there. Every time a missile vaporizes a child, he's there.
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I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
If reviewbrah ever milkshake ducks there will be an episode of Dateline about me.
November 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If reviewbrah ever milkshake ducks there will be an episode of Dateline about me.
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It's LIVE! Part one of our Six part adventure, with me running Dawn Of The Frogs for Io, Hazel, Margaret Killjoy, and Robert Evans! Download it, listen to it, start a cult about it, or at least tell some friends...
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
Pathfinder: Dawn of the Frogs, Part One - It Could Happen Here
www.iheart.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It's LIVE! Part one of our Six part adventure, with me running Dawn Of The Frogs for Io, Hazel, Margaret Killjoy, and Robert Evans! Download it, listen to it, start a cult about it, or at least tell some friends...
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
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Pumpkin came out great
October 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Pumpkin came out great
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/3 Notice also how thankfully Heritage accepts the gift that people like Ezra Klein give them: if you can frame bigotry as a “debate,” if it’s done in a friendly chat or a podcast or some other stylized forum, then it’s just uncouth and intolerant to call it out. Works out swell for bigots.
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
/3 Notice also how thankfully Heritage accepts the gift that people like Ezra Klein give them: if you can frame bigotry as a “debate,” if it’s done in a friendly chat or a podcast or some other stylized forum, then it’s just uncouth and intolerant to call it out. Works out swell for bigots.