are we sure Trombone hasn't confused "being in charge of the country" with "playing a game of Plague Inc"

we don't need Greenland, man. like, what is his hard-on for Greenland. he's treating it like he's desperately trying to get his virus to jump landmasses before it's noticed

why is it that every time I put my retainers in and I resolve to leave them in for a few hours, which means no eating, I suddenly become the hungriest person alive

the number of people I have encountered in helldivers 2 who spam the reinforcement wiggle while their team is fighting under an *active* jammer, and then quit the game within like 10 seconds

sorry your brain didn't defrost with the rest of your body I guess

"perhaps I will look for an idle game. something that will force me to wait out the time so I am forced to go do chores until then." I said, like a fool

-hentai game
-hentai game
-hentai game
-something that would not surprise me to find out is a crypto miner
-hentai game
-hentai crypto miner

Finally a post we should all internalize

okay fine it's time for me to be pedantic and insufferable on a whole new platform