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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social
@crimsondynamo4.bsky.social
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"An over-fed, long haired, leaping gnome." Expert pessimist. Keeper of weird memes, strange opinions, Kamen Rider stuff and low profiles (he/them) "There may be tomorrows, but I'm not sure there's a future."
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Even by the standards of Hostess Fruit Pies ads, this is pretty fucking wacky.
2 panels from a Hostess Fruit Pies ad. In the first, a group of definitely not-Cuban paramilitary types bust in and declare "WE ARE THE PHOOMIE GOONIES! You are not w hostages of the revolutionary government!" As they say this, Bruce Banner gets stressed, leading us to panel 2: A pissed off Hulk bearhugs the Phoomie Goonies and declares that they make him angry, and Hulk will shove them into an envelope and then through the out of town slot. A kid runs in from off panel and suggests Hulk give them Hostess Fruit Pies. The Phoomie Goonies say "we'll surrender for fruit pies!"
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Jack Kirby knew what was up.
A black man talks to Captain America. The black man says "'Friend.' I never heard that word from a white man before! It sounds good . . .friend. I hope your kind wins the war a'brewin' in this country! Goodbye, Mr. Mask!" Captain America replies: "Not MY kind . . .OUR kind, brother!"
December 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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A man on a Garfield phone says "I have to reform the ninja empire."
December 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
An extremely frazzled farmer screams "STOP THAT FOOLIN' AROUND IN MY BEANS!"
December 15, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Jack Kirby's America fuckin' rules.
Captain America declares "America is a place of stubborn confidence, where both young and old can hope and dream, and wade through disappointment, despair and the crunch of events with the chance of making life meaningful!" Kids around him declare "Yeah! We can be anything we want to!" Another adds "Anything but Super Villains! Who wants to be a scary Red Skull or Doctor Doom?" A captain at the bottom reads: "Two hundred years of old thoughts in young minds--two hundred years of seeing it through. It is the way of a great country and a great people who stand together through the slings and arrows of a threatening tomorrow."
December 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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WHO IS THIS NUT?
Captain America stands around a film set while people ask "WHO IS THIS NUT?"
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Boy. This escalated quickly.
John Targitt shoved a gun in someone's face and says "You've got an ugly mug, I think I'll rearrange it!" And shoots him point blank in the face.
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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It's Friday, & you know what that means: Discount peplum from the 80's, boring talky vampire stuff from Mexico, does it count as re-gifting when the sequel has 40 minutes of the original in it, and Doctor Who gets loud and hammy, just how we like it.
#letterboxdfriday
#lastfourwatched
#filmsky
Posters for WARRIOR QUEEN, THE VAMPIRE'S COFFIN, SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 2, and DOCTOR WHO: THE PIRATE PLANET
December 12, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Without downloading any new photos, what is it like to date you?
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Introduce yourself with four mechs.
Picture of DaiRenOh from DAIRANGER Picture of Dragon Caesar from ZYURANGER Picture of the Tallgeese III from GUNDAM WING Picture of Vehicle Voltron
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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It's Friday, & you know what that means: Ninjas battle corporate criminals, as you do, ventriloquism is always creepy, Life Day is the most 70's holiday, and they really tried to make the Quarks the new Daleks and no one was having it.
#letterboxdfriday
#lastfourwatched
#filmsky
Posters for NINJA IN THE USA, DEVIL DOLL, THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL, and DOCTOR WHO: THE DOMINATORS
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Bill hicks says "Stop putting a goddamn dollar sign on everything on this planet! You scumbags!"
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
A Japanese man somberly intones "the only possible explanation is Godzilla."
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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If you see this, qts with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
Panel from BLOOM COUNTY: Opus tried to read the newspaper and it's a blast of noise and agony. The headline reads "AAAAARGH"
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Post your favourite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only
Box art of the "Spock Helmet" STAR TREK toy
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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It's the last day of Karnovember, so until next year. . .
still from a video game--a statue of Karnov with wings with the words "Long Live The Legacy of Karnov!"
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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It's Black Friday, & you know what that means: DOCTOR WHO does Doctor Jekyll, a middling horror western, a Diana Rigg & Oliver Reed are delights in a pre WWI spy comedy, and we revisit a Thanksgiving classic. Yes, again.
#letterboxdfriday
#lastfourwatched
#filmsky
Posters for DOCTOR WHO: PLANET OF EVIL, CURSE OF THE UNDEAD, THE ASSASSINATION BUREAU, and BLOOD FREAK
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Post something random and have a good December:
Still from GAME CENTER CX: the main character observes that "stuff sure happens a lot."
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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And now, a public service announcement.
Anti-drug ad referring to the movie BLOOD FREAK, wherein the lead characters eats LSD-laced turkey and smokes marijuana and becomes a were-turkey until saved by Jesus. The text: This Thanksgiving remember the cranberry sauce, but forget the marijuana. Herschell was convinced to take a "toke" of a joint with his friend "just to relax." Immediately after, Hershell transformed into a were-turkey and drank the blood of five people in a murderous craze. Not so safe, is it? Marijuana. Not even once.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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It's Friday, & you know what that means: A movie so good it reminds me why I like movies, peak Hammer horror, a return to the Windy City & a story I'm always happy to see re-told, and Godfrey Ho offers up ninjas and Bolo Yeung, but no coherence.
#letterboxdfriday
#lastfourwatched
#filmsky
Posters for FRANKENSTEIN (2025, DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE, FUUTO PI: PORTRAIT OF KAMEN RIDER SKULL, and THE BLAZING NINJA
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Still from Gozyuger: a person exclaims "let's rock the house!"
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Panel from SAM AND MAX: Sam says "66% of all violent crimes are committed by monsters. I wouldn't have believed it myself if I hadn't just made it up." Max replies "Then I suppose we're bound by destiny to destroy as many monsters as possible from now until the end of time, or until we forget to."
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Scene from COWBOY BEBOP: Spike Speigel lights a cigarette and says "Oh well. Whatever happens, happens."
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Buck Rogers and Twiki get drunk
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM