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Expert pessimist. Keeper of weird memes, strange opinions, Kamen Rider stuff and low profiles (he/them) "There may be tomorrows, but I'm not sure there's a future."

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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · Nov 7

Since we're all doing intros and it gets my mind offa fire-breathing, here you go.

One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺

Cover of HARRIET THE SPY, by Louise Fitzhugh

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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 5m

okay teeth are probably worth it but COME ON

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T-Rex: Ah yes, time for a nice cup of tea.
God: TEA STAINS YOUR TEETH T-REX
T-Rex: What?!

T-Rex: Is God a DENTIST now??

God: I MEAN I'M THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA THE BEGINNING AND THE END AND SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THOSE TWO POINTS ARE DENTISTS SO YEAH
T-Rex: Okay, well, instead of tea I'll just have some stupid coffee. Is THAT okay?
God: COFFEE ALSO STAINS YOUR TEETH T-REX
T-Rex: Dang it!!

Utahraptor: What's up, bud?
T-Rex: Oh, God's a dentist now.
Utahraptor: Oof.

T-Rex: Right? EVERYTHING I propose to use my teeth for, HE'S against. What if I drink coffee or tea, AND alternate each sip with a rinse of water to prevent staining, AND brush my teeth immediately afterwards?
Utahraptor: No-one could object to that!

God: WELL ACTUALLY YOU SHOULD WAIT AT LEAST HALF AN HOUR BEFORE BRUSHING AFTER FOOD SINCE ACIDS IN MANY FOODS CAN SOFTEN YOUR ENAMEL
T-Rex: TEETH
T-Rex: are BARELY WORTH IT

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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 4m

I'm grateful for the reminder.

When it comes to the bewildering madness that is MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE, forgetting you is a thing that I cannot do.

Tabitha Fringe Chase @tabby676.bsky.social · 44m

The world is on fire, fascists have seized power, and I’m here to tell you some good news: the 3rd annual Manos Day is Saturday 11/15! Celebrate 59 years of Manos the Hands of Fate!

This is always super fun!

@dumb-industries.com @jackeyneymanjones.bsky.social

Manos Day: Celebrating 59 Years of Manos: The Hands of Fate — Dumb Industries

A 24 hour marathon of all things Manos, including The Mads Are Back, Jackey Neyman Jones, Manos Returns, The Manos Chronicles, and more from Dumb Industries!

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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 7m

It's a shame, but it's good that we had the good that we had.

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 49m

Aged like wine, it did.

Bloom County Outland @bloomcountyoutland.bsky.social · Feb 21

A leopard can’t change its spots.
#bloomcounty #opus #billthecat #trump

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 1h

"Igor, why do you only listen to me when I'm WRONG?!"

horrorposterguy1.bsky.social @horrorposterguy1.bsky.social · 3h

Note to tyrants. If you want to take over the world take heed from Price and use seductive bikini-clad robots. Old school perhaps but far nicer. 1965.
#horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #film #horrormovie #horrorfilm #horrorfan #classicscifi #vincentprice #filmsky #mutantfam #monsterfam #horrorfam

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 1h

"Vindicator, unfortunately, has never had a nice day."

Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 2h

#MondayMorning

Head to toe image of Alpha Flight’s Vindicator. She stands at an open doorway you can see the hall in the background facing the front right side of the panel. She says to somebody, “As you Americans are so fond of saying…have a nice day.”

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 1h

He's not angry, just a little disappointed

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 1h

It'd liven up Punkin Chunkin' for sure.

Dicey "Marine Hater Prime" June @diceyjune.bsky.social · 6h

im 95% sure this will work.

just gotta tell the person to keep a stiff neck for 5 seconds.

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 1h

You know you've just met a hardcore Bloom County fan when you're quoting this strip to one another.

Bloom County Outland @bloomcountyoutland.bsky.social · 1h

Fine batch of corn

#bloomcounty #billthecat #opus #goodmorning #comics #oliver #outland

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 1h

@shadowtodd.bsky.social is right. This song IS a banger.

Look Away

YouTube video by Big Country - Topic

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · Feb 22

reminder from the big fucking frog

photo of a really big frog and text that says the big fucking frog says: hey it's okay. it's going to be good again. it's okay to not be good right now but look at me i'm a cool frog and i've had my share of troubles but it gets good again. i am sending good frog vibes your way.

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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 5h

I love superhero comics so much

Herbie the Fat Fury agrees to undertake a mission for JFK, armed only with lollipops.

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · Jul 16

True Stories (1986)

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Stuart Webb @inflatabledalek.bsky.social · 23h

Red Dwarf VI, I will never hate you.

Kryten and Rimmer in the Starbug cockpit, a sign saying "alert" weakly flashing in blue behind them.

Rimmer: Step up to red alert.

Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure?

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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 1d

Inside you there are two wolves
. . .

Retroist @retroist.com · 1d

The team-up no one expected, Alf and Freddy.

Alf and Freddy Kruger Halloween Masks ad

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 1d

"Commander USA, Legion of Decency--retired."

Commander USA's Groovie Movies: Vampire Men of the Lost Planet HD Enhanced

YouTube video by CommanderUSAArchive

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モヤン @moyan0802.bsky.social · 1d

惑星ロボダンガードA出来ました
#anime #illustration #comic

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Wiki Gundam FR Bot @wikigundamfr-bot.bsky.social · 1d

Illustration pour un poster réalisé pour les vingt ans de Gundam

Date : 1998

Auteur : Hirotoshi Sano

page wiki de l'image

#Gundam

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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 1d

"We want the finest suffering available to humanity."

From this day in 2017.

The movie poster for "Withnail and I" (1987) which shows Marwood and Withnail out in the wilds. Marwood is sitting on the grass and Withnail is standing somewhat defiantly next to him. There is a Lament Configuration lying on the grass between Marwood's feet. Oh, and Withnail is now Pinhead the Cenobite from "Hellraiser" (1987). The title now reads "Withnails and I".

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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 1d

I really admire how hard it works to push against nearly every vampire cliche it can. There's a hard edge to this movie that you can almost feel.

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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 1d

Post a witch

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Dave🎃👻🌸 @davepozefsky.bsky.social · 1d

the awesome art for Tojima wants to be a Kamen Rider ep 4 #anime #tokusatsu

Tojima wants to be a Kamen Rider episode 4 ending card. illustration by Kazumasa Yasukuni.

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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · Nov 6

I've talked to a few folks this morning who were talking about stopping work on their creative projects. Because it's "not important anymore."

I don't know who needs to hear this, but DON'T DO THAT.

We win by living our lives as loudly and truly as we can. That includes your "silly" art project.

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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 2d

I got to admit, this is one of my favorite promos of all time. Unfortunately, I can't seem to find the whole thing, where Cactus Jack rants about Mikey Whipwreck's inability to appreciate the colors of fall foliage, or Leonard Cohen, but this is pretty much the punchline.

Cactus Jack greatest promo all time

YouTube video by Chester Honey Legs Copperpot

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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 2d

I appreciate it's absolute mad sincerity.

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