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@panicrestaurant.bsky.social

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He/Him, 37, taken. I like to post dumb things on the computer and people seem to enjoy it. Passionate about retro games and Pokemon. Carly Rae Jepsen’s strongest soldier. ❤️ Not a bot, just follow a lot of people! Avatar by @kujikawaii.bsky.social

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Panic Restaurant @panicrestaurant.bsky.social · 4d

JUST IN CASE THIS SITE EXPLODES:

Moots are more than welcome to just DM me, follow me on Backloggd or Steam, same name. Still on Something Awful and I guess I could make a tumblr or something if needed

Discord is panic restaurant all one word with a period at the end

Not going anywhere though!

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Apr 29

the greatest story ever told

Still from the television show Sealab 2021 showing Captain Murphy trapped under the bebop cola soda machine

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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 7h

Screenshot of Pokémon X and y showing the inside of a restaurant and the player talking to two men eating at the same table with dialogue saying “So we’re having a meal together as men. Nothing wrong with that.”

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ellie @ellieglassheart.bsky.social · 8h

I will never get over how unfortunate Sonic Racing Crossworlds having this in it's beta was

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 6h

he does not regret to inform you and neither do I

Willamette Week @wweek.com · 6h

Jack Dickinson, 26, says “we’re winning this.”

An Interview With the Portland Chicken

Rachel Saslow

www.wweek.com

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Northsky Social Cooperative @transrights.northsky.social · 6h

We've been getting questions about, "is Northsky for people who aren't 2SLGBTQIA+ as well?"

The answer is YES! You just have to be chill and respectful of 2SLGBTQIA+ people and other minority groups.

If this describes you, there's a lower-priority queue you can join here: northskysocial.com/allies

Low-Priority Queue

northskysocial.com

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 6h

donning the armor of god to face the forces of hell

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 10h

"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 10h

It's pokemon cards btw 😏😘

Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 10h

No longer content to ask about what's in trans people's pants, the GOP is now asking questions about what autistic people have in their pants

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Nintendeal @nintendeal.com · 6h

Seems like someone stole a bunch of copies of Pokémon Legends: Z-A and is selling them already

Watch out for spoilers and all that

Pokémon Legends: Z-A Nintendo Switch 2 Edition game box front

A large bin full of Pokémon Legends: Z-A game cases

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goth clowns only @thorn.d-7th.com · 6h

girls pretty

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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 6h

Tears stream down my face. Is this what it feels like to experience victory, purer and more complete than any man has ever known?

Game Sack @gamesack.net · 8h

God I love that word. I can't remember where I saw it, but there was some video that said "Castlevania got its name because it's a Metroidvania set inside of a castle".

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Yharnam Step Hinako @celina0801.bsky.social · 7h

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 1d

Moshing to the aol dial-up sound

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 9h

No matter what is going on in your life there is some form of potato that will make you feel better

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 16h

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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Transparency @transparency.bsky.social · 7h

Oh, I get it. It's called Castlevania because it's a metroidvania set in a castle!

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Bevil 🔜 MFF! @thebevil.bsky.social · 9h

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

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Ft. Rommy the Poster Welcome to the Next Level In 32X World @romination.bsky.social · 6h

it's kind of a bummer that lady gaga spent so much money becoming a motorcycle for the born this way cover and then had to revert back to being human. hopefully in the future she can return to her desired motorcycle form

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hi i'm dani! 💘✨🦇 @pipopixie.bsky.social · 6h

h-o-t t-o g-o
snap and clap and touch your toes

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skeleton hugs (rabbit dad to MooMoo and formerly Tiffany) @skeleton-hugs.bsky.social · 13h

Every day I must wake up and tell this animal she is beautiful 😭

MooMoo the beautiful black and white rabbit lying next to my computer chair while light streams in through the blinds behind her.

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 10h

We are the sons of the dragulas you couldn't slam in the back of

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Barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · Apr 29

Therapist: "The UwUze isn't real, he can't hurt you."

The UwUze:

The box for The Ooze on Genesis edited to read The Uwuze. A cute uwu face has been edited onto The Ooze.

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 10h

We are the sons of the Hamburger you couldn't Help

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Mom @milph.mom · 9h

Sorry PR companies, we’re not making Minesons or Simpcraft a viral thing.

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 13h

‘THE SIMPSONS MOVIE 2’ and ‘MINECRAFT 2’ will both release on the same day

July 23, 2027.

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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 8h

*kicks down the wall of wherever you are* I HEARD SOMEONE SAY POWER STONE WITH BUG GIRLS?

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 8h

I like how we’re getting “jet set radio but you’re a train”, “tony hawk but you’re a demon” and “ready 2 rumble but you’re a muppet.” Let’s see what else we got. Power Stone with bug girls. Bass Fishing with homosexuals. Shenmue for Goths.

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