Panic Restaurant
@panicrestaurant.bsky.social
He/Him, 37, taken.
I like to post dumb things on the computer and people seem to enjoy it.
Passionate about retro games and Pokemon.
Carly Rae Jepsen’s strongest soldier. ❤️
Not a bot, just follow a lot of people!
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I like to post dumb things on the computer and people seem to enjoy it.
Passionate about retro games and Pokemon.
Carly Rae Jepsen’s strongest soldier. ❤️
Not a bot, just follow a lot of people!
Avatar by @kujikawaii.bsky.social
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Merry Christmas from my two beautiful adult sons / joy boys
Alas, the gifts Santa left were a bit overshadowed due to the blanket they’ve been on hundreds of times prior suddenly being haunted or something idk
Eventually the spirit was exorcised and a good time was had by all
Alas, the gifts Santa left were a bit overshadowed due to the blanket they’ve been on hundreds of times prior suddenly being haunted or something idk
Eventually the spirit was exorcised and a good time was had by all
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from someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 AM
from someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.
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this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 AM
this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning
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Time to dust this one off again
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Time to dust this one off again
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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The cheat code for actually talking about videogames, Im being serious here, is to assume the people who made them were human beings and go from there.
January 2, 2026 at 10:41 AM
The cheat code for actually talking about videogames, Im being serious here, is to assume the people who made them were human beings and go from there.
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I think pairing Sabrina Carpenter with The Muppets is, or at least could be, genius. Can’t think of many other people who has the reach to introduce an entire generation to The Muppets.
And like fuck, we could really use The Muppets right now. Pure humanity.
youtu.be/jd3Qqly1eks
And like fuck, we could really use The Muppets right now. Pure humanity.
youtu.be/jd3Qqly1eks
The Muppet Show | Teaser Trailer | Disney+
YouTube video by Disney Plus
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I think pairing Sabrina Carpenter with The Muppets is, or at least could be, genius. Can’t think of many other people who has the reach to introduce an entire generation to The Muppets.
And like fuck, we could really use The Muppets right now. Pure humanity.
youtu.be/jd3Qqly1eks
And like fuck, we could really use The Muppets right now. Pure humanity.
youtu.be/jd3Qqly1eks
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Lufia II is an outstanding example of what is my favorite JRPG genre: Arrive in town; find out what that town's deal is, buy all the stuff in that town, solve that town's problem, move on to next town.
Linearity: It's not so bad!
Linearity: It's not so bad!
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Lufia II is an outstanding example of what is my favorite JRPG genre: Arrive in town; find out what that town's deal is, buy all the stuff in that town, solve that town's problem, move on to next town.
Linearity: It's not so bad!
Linearity: It's not so bad!
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Happy New Year!
It is the year of the horse, so as such I drew Super Creek from Uma Musume! It's my first time drawing an Uma, I think I did well.
#SantanaelArt #UmaMusume #SuperCreek
It is the year of the horse, so as such I drew Super Creek from Uma Musume! It's my first time drawing an Uma, I think I did well.
#SantanaelArt #UmaMusume #SuperCreek
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Happy New Year!
It is the year of the horse, so as such I drew Super Creek from Uma Musume! It's my first time drawing an Uma, I think I did well.
#SantanaelArt #UmaMusume #SuperCreek
It is the year of the horse, so as such I drew Super Creek from Uma Musume! It's my first time drawing an Uma, I think I did well.
#SantanaelArt #UmaMusume #SuperCreek
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“Sorry, you met me at a weird time in my life." -Me meeting anyone at any time in my life
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
“Sorry, you met me at a weird time in my life." -Me meeting anyone at any time in my life
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She must have the Sigma Virus the way she goin Maverick on that thang
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 AM
She must have the Sigma Virus the way she goin Maverick on that thang
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On X this week there were a bunch of viral posts about how Bluesky sucks and now because of the Grok CSAM trend (ugh) there are a bunch of viral follow-up posts being like actually maybe the Bluesky people are right
January 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
On X this week there were a bunch of viral posts about how Bluesky sucks and now because of the Grok CSAM trend (ugh) there are a bunch of viral follow-up posts being like actually maybe the Bluesky people are right
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it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
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Sega Saturn alert!! Someone casually spent five years making a complete first-person shooter for the Saturn and basically shadowdropped the thing more than a month ago. The Saturn scene is just now finding out about it. Looks incredible!!
Vigilant Paradise from Playnautic!
youtu.be/lXw2VcJDEVU?...
Vigilant Paradise from Playnautic!
youtu.be/lXw2VcJDEVU?...
Vigilant Paradise Launch Trailer - Sega Saturn
YouTube video by Playnautic
youtu.be
January 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Sega Saturn alert!! Someone casually spent five years making a complete first-person shooter for the Saturn and basically shadowdropped the thing more than a month ago. The Saturn scene is just now finding out about it. Looks incredible!!
Vigilant Paradise from Playnautic!
youtu.be/lXw2VcJDEVU?...
Vigilant Paradise from Playnautic!
youtu.be/lXw2VcJDEVU?...
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I still maintain the single worst change Elon made in terms of pure user experience was updating replies to favor the people willing to pay for the blue checks
instantly - overnight - reply sections changed from a font of creative riffing to a barren wasteland of the worst posts imaginable
instantly - overnight - reply sections changed from a font of creative riffing to a barren wasteland of the worst posts imaginable
I left twitter a year ago and I wish I could say it was for moral reasons but it was mostly because it just stopped working and it felt like there were more real people here despite the smaller user base
January 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I still maintain the single worst change Elon made in terms of pure user experience was updating replies to favor the people willing to pay for the blue checks
instantly - overnight - reply sections changed from a font of creative riffing to a barren wasteland of the worst posts imaginable
instantly - overnight - reply sections changed from a font of creative riffing to a barren wasteland of the worst posts imaginable
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not using AI makes you a better person than the people who do
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
not using AI makes you a better person than the people who do
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🎊🍾🍺
January 2, 2026 at 6:56 PM
🎊🍾🍺
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OH so it's working and we should call it "slop" even harder. Thanks for the confirmation!
January 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
OH so it's working and we should call it "slop" even harder. Thanks for the confirmation!
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After I watched ReBoot I started blowing weed smoke into my PC to hot box all the little computer people inside
January 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
After I watched ReBoot I started blowing weed smoke into my PC to hot box all the little computer people inside
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"Cognitive amplifier tools" son it's a Teddy Ruxpin that makes teenagers commit suicide.
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
"Cognitive amplifier tools" son it's a Teddy Ruxpin that makes teenagers commit suicide.
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tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
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“?” (pronounced P)
“?” is a mysterious, emotionless boy(?)who is searching for his heart. someone/something seems to be pulling his strings
another Darkstalkers OC idea based on Pinocchio, Tin Man, and Megaman with a little bit of Lovecraft for good measure
“?” is a mysterious, emotionless boy(?)who is searching for his heart. someone/something seems to be pulling his strings
another Darkstalkers OC idea based on Pinocchio, Tin Man, and Megaman with a little bit of Lovecraft for good measure
January 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
“?” (pronounced P)
“?” is a mysterious, emotionless boy(?)who is searching for his heart. someone/something seems to be pulling his strings
another Darkstalkers OC idea based on Pinocchio, Tin Man, and Megaman with a little bit of Lovecraft for good measure
“?” is a mysterious, emotionless boy(?)who is searching for his heart. someone/something seems to be pulling his strings
another Darkstalkers OC idea based on Pinocchio, Tin Man, and Megaman with a little bit of Lovecraft for good measure