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Panic Restaurant
@panicrestaurant.bsky.social
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I like to post dumb things on the computer and people seem to enjoy it.
Passionate about retro games and Pokemon.
Carly Rae Jepsen’s strongest soldier. ❤️
Not a bot, just follow a lot of people!
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Zoomed in picture of Arang the Bichon frise making the ehehehe face
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Ignoring for a second what a fucking nightmare this is

All I can think is how the US babby is getting the za warudo injection special
January 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Ah, so like every year then? 😚
Merriam-Webster Your 2026 Word smol
January 2, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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I still don’t know if this person was doing a bit or not, but either way extremely funny
Panic Restaurant @panicrestaurant.bsk... • 4mo This is probably the funniest post l've ever been blocked for, not because I was shitting on Al but because I was mildly critical of Lifeline for the PS2 Let me clear the air- I have nothing but respect for Lifeline, I just don't think I want to do data entry that way. I'm sorry. I'll do better. 🫶 Quoting this post: Panic Restaurant @panicrestaura... • 4mo Oh cool l've always wanted to put numbers in the computer at work with all the precision of Lifeline for the PS2
December 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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My partner found a screenshot of the eBay listing for the art, and some proper photos of the squid. The squid actually opens up and has a little compartment! (There was nothing inside the compartment when it arrived, before anyone asks!)
Ebay listing for Kesha’s “Cute Lil Art from my Home” which is a colorful embroidered cat and 3 owls in a tree Kesha’s orange squid figurine thingy I now own Compartment inside of the squid’s head
December 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Merry Christmas from my two beautiful adult sons / joy boys

Alas, the gifts Santa left were a bit overshadowed due to the blanket they’ve been on hundreds of times prior suddenly being haunted or something idk

Eventually the spirit was exorcised and a good time was had by all
Brown lionhead/dutch rabbit (Gus) looking at bunch of new toys from Binkybunny.com. He’s got that adorable little eye bugging thing going on a bit Black lionhead/dutch rabbit (Virgil) posing with new binky bunny toys and glaring as he frequently does Gus (brown rabbit) with little straw hat on Virgil (black rabbit) with little straw hat on
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character.!

It’s this perfect dumbass
Screenshot of Final Fantasy V Advance, the party is fighting Gilgamesh. He says “Enough expository banter!”
December 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Snack enthusiasts 🙂‍↕️
Bag of Jax cheese puffs
December 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Sometimes you do in fact have to hand it to Reddit
Image from r/popheadscirclejerk u/munchercruncher111 pop girls as JRPG franchises it's 2am and i can't sleep so i thought of this, opened up picsart and got to work Picture of Carly Rae Jepsen and the Digimon logo -small but devoted cult fanbase -praised by critics despite never reaching as much mainstream success as peers -gay icons
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Oh and the back has screenshots from Solomon’s Key and S.C.A.T. among others lol
Back of arcade fun portable game console box with 6 screenshots of games including Solomon’s key and SCAT
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Hey boss, almost finished designing the box for our bootleg game boy filled with NES roms, but what game should go on the front? You know, to really sell it?

“CHUBBY CHERUB”

Are you sure? I was think-

“CHUBBY. FUCKING. CHERUB.”
Arcade fun portable game console. It’s a clear game boy lookin thing with a screenshot of chubby cherub on the front. Also some Tetris blocks and not-Raven from teen titans. This was being sold at five below
December 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Perhaps you’d prefer a nightmare Shrek baby?
Is an Ogre Preemie Baby Doll! Full Body Silicone Doll 16 inch $2,200.00 Excluding Sales Tax Upsettingly realistic green baby shrek doll in blue clothing
December 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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IM TRYING TO MAINTAIN CYNICAL DETACHMENT KAYFABE BUT I JUST LOVE MEGA MAN SO MUCH I
Emojinfucking weeping
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Homer watching TV, Apu looking through the window - [ Laughter, Applause ] - I Laughing ] It's true! It's true! We're so lame.
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Uncle grandpa putting a gun in his mouth
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Child mind institute
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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There was a whole book about this. It changed the course of my life at a young age. It was so formative to know about the men
Those Mean Nasty Dirty Downright Disgusting but... Invisible Germs Written by/Escrito por Judith Anne Rice Illustrated byfitustraciones de Reed Merill Esos Desagradables Detestables Sucios Completamente Asquerosos pero... Invisibles Gérmenes
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Well, I’m not convinced it’ll ever actually ship, but by all accounts it sure sounds like it’s about cancel culture so I’m expecting a real trainwreck if it does lol
In Judas, we give you a whole new world to explore: the corridors of the Mayflower, a spacefaring city whose citizens are trained to spy on one another and tear each other apart for the slightest offense. Where machines control every aspect of business, art, and government. The ship's leaders tried to turn you into something you're not: a model citizen. And you sparked a devastating revolution to tear it all down. Do you want to fix what you broke or leave it all to burn? That's a decision only you can make.
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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I don’t usually do the circle things because it makes me feel a little parasocial and self conscious about it, but eh, why not.

Turns out there’s many very cool/lovely/wonderful/funny people in said circle. ☺️
Most interacted circle from anisota Sorry for not typing everyone’s names out
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Guilty as charged, I love the little melty guy
My Top emojis from anisota
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Important message in my word cloud btw
Tell those folks Free baby Sega
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I’m doing the thing

GAME FUCKING

anisota.net/harvest if you wanna try!
Anisota word cloud Most Used Words zero absolute finally welcome exactly assume perfect chance glad clearly find keep actual bunch second wish tell those computer favorite games folks works else ones holy shit free baby sega figure monster genuinely hear weird happy start funny live simply music incredible dead kids damn birthday game fuck voice moment seem care myself fucking mean hard makes believe understand whatever head remember sucks hope seems normal haha fair least pokemon sounds night mind help instead stop show posts fine without brain posting must entire gets played wrong version fire pacman thinking less says society video machine original nintendo fucked alone
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Ah, of course. No bugs to be seen. Anyway here’s an unrelated bit from the Sonic 3 manual
Even More Sonic Super Play Tips • Dr. Robotnik has created many diabolical traps which take advantage of Sonic's ultra-fast speed. Watch out for traps that Sonic cannot escape. If you fall into the wrong trap, you might have to reset the game (by pressing the RESET button) and start again at the beginning of the Zone you were last in. When Sonic is flashing (after being hit) don't let him travel too quickly.
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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The NANNY STATE is denying me my CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to have MR. PIBB shipped to my HOME
Amazon listing for Mr. Pibb zero sugar stating it can’t be shipped to my address for some reason
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of Earthbound, showing the guy in Moonside who talks about hating your favorite food and says “*The color, the smell, the taste, the texture... * Hey you, you're drooling!”
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM